Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words
Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words

Author: Richard McCourt

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Published: 2013-10-10

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 1447256360

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Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this is a hilarious book to come back to again and again. Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog. Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking. Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.

Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words!
Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words!

Author: Richard McCourt

Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books

Published: 2014-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781447272991

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Dick and Dom have their very own made up vocabulary and now they're letting you in on the secret! Packed with made up words and their own hilarious definitions, this Christmas gift book will appeal to everyone's mischievious side.Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this gorgeous little hardback is a perfect Christmas stocking filler.Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog.Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking.Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.

Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book
Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book

Author: Richard McCourt

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Published: 2014-03-13

Total Pages: 370

ISBN-13: 1447256409

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Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi

Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!

Author: Dominic Wood

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Published: 2015-10-08

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 1447284984

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It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages. *This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!

Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle
Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle

Author: Richard McCourt

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Published: 2018-05-17

Total Pages: 227

ISBN-13: 1509889272

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What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!' What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan. Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round. What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz. The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job. In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!

Dick and Dom’s Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes
Dick and Dom’s Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes

Author: Richard McCourt

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Published: 2015-05-07

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1447284968

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Meet Dick and Dom, TV legends, creators of Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words and authors of the world's* best Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book! But now it's time for . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Dick and Dom's Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes! Fool your friends, trick your teachers and prank your parents! Packed with rip-roaring practical puns, side-splitting jokes and nuggets of complete and utter madness, if this book doesn't tickle your funny bone, you're probably dead! *In our opinion. Other opinions are available.

Archangel's Blade
Archangel's Blade

Author: Nalini Singh

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2011-09-06

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 1101543884

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New York Times bestselling author Nalini Singh is back in the shadows of a deadly, beautiful world where angels rule, vampires serve, and one female hunter must crawl out of the darkness to survive. The severed head marked by a distinctive tattoo on its cheek should have been a Guild case, but dark instincts honed over hundreds of years of life compel the vampire Dmitri to take control. There is something twisted about this death, something that whispers of centuries long past…but Dmitri’s need to discover the truth is nothing to the vicious strength of his response to the hunter assigned to decipher the tattoo. Savaged in a brutal attack that almost killed her, Honor is nowhere near ready to come face to face with the seductive vampire who is an archangel’s right hand, and who wears his cruelty as boldly as his lethal sensuality…the same vampire who has been her secret obsession since the day she was old enough to understand the inexplicable, violent emotions he aroused in her. As desire turns into a dangerous compulsion that might destroy them both, it becomes clear the past will not stay buried. Something is hunting…and it will not stop until it brings a blood-soaked nightmare to life once more…

A Boy Made of Sunshine
A Boy Made of Sunshine

Author: Colette Davison

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2020-06-26

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13:

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A strict older man. A sassy film star. Can opposites attract? After taking early retirement from the police force, Liam is happy avoiding people and tending to his roses. Or he was, until Felix moves in next door. Felix is taking a break from his acting career, even though he's on the cusp of stardom. With his cheeky, persistent, and very naughty behaviour, he gets under Liam's skin instantly. Felix needs someone who can set him boundaries-a man who can handle him firmly, but with love. Liam doesn't think he needs anyone, until Felix brings much needed sunshine into his life. Will Felix choose stability and love, or a life of glitz and glamour? A Boy Made of Sunshine is a light hearted gay romance with a grumpy ex-detective, a brash new neighbour, a cute Dalmatian puppy, and lots of brattish behaviour.

Another Roadside Attraction
Another Roadside Attraction

Author: Tom Robbins

Publisher: Bantam

Published: 2003-06-17

Total Pages: 393

ISBN-13: 0553897888

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“Written with a style and humor that haven’t been seen since Mark Twain.”—Los Angeles Times What if the Second Coming didn’t quite come off as advertised? What if “the Corpse” on display in that funky roadside zoo is really who they say it is—what does that portend for the future of western civilization? And what if a young clairvoyant named Amanda reestablishes the flea circus as popular entertainment and fertility worship as the principal religious form of our high-tech age? Another Roadside Attraction answers those questions and a lot more. It tell us, for example, what the sixties were truly all about, not by reporting on the psychedelic decade but by recreating it, from the inside out. In the process, this stunningly original seriocomic thriller is fully capable of simultaneously eating a literary hot dog and eroding the borders of the mind. “Hard to put down because of the sheer brilliance and fun of the writing. The sentiments of Brautigan and the joyously compassionate omniscience of Fielding dance through the pages garbed colorfully in the language of Joyce.”—Rolling Stone