Dancing in My Nuddy-pants

Dancing in My Nuddy-pants

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher:

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 9780007934751

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Georgia Nicholson and Robbie the Sex God are back together. But when Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, breaks up with her friend Ellen, Georgia doesn't know what to do.


Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 0061975370

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As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?


Withering Tights

Withering Tights

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2011-06-28

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 006208464X

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Wow. This is it. This is me growing up. On my own, going to Performing Arts College. This is good-bye, Tallulah, you long, gangly thing, and hellooooo, Lullah, star of stage. Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales—eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!


Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 343

ISBN-13: 0061954012

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For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?


Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (adult)

Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (adult)

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2004-10-12

Total Pages: 420

ISBN-13: 9780060590079

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I have finally trapped a Sex God. He is mine, miney, mine, mine. There is a song in my heart and do you know what it is? It is that well-known chart topper "Robbie, oh Robbie, I . . . er . . . Lobbie You!!! I Do I Do!!!" Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and everything should be perfect. But whether it's because her loony parents drag her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland) or because she accidentally snogs old flame Dave the Laugh at a party, Georgia's life never turns out as planned! In this edition that combines the third and fourth volumes in the hilarious #1 New York Times best-selling series, Georgia may be about to become a shameless vixen! The hysterically funny third and fourth volumes of the best-selling Georgia Nicolson diaries: knocked out by my nunga-nungas and dancing in my nuddy-pants.


Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: HarperTeen

Published: 2000-05-31

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13:

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Rennison presents the humorous journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicholson, a teenage British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of handsome hunk Robbie.


Spark

Spark

Author: Brigid Kemmerer

Publisher: Kensington Books

Published: 2011-10-24

Total Pages: 368

ISBN-13: 0758280068

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The red-hot Merrick brothers return in an electrifying paranormal adventure from the New York Times bestselling author of Storm. Gabriel Merrick plays with fire. Literally. Sometimes he can even control it. And sometimes he can't. Gabriel has always had his brothers to rely on, especially his twin, Nick. But when an arsonist starts wreaking havoc on their town, all the signs point to Gabriel. Only he’s not doing it. And no one seems to believe him. Except a shy sophomore named Layne, a brainiac who dresses in turtlenecks and jeans and keeps him totally off balance. Layne understands family problems, and she understands secrets. She has a few of her own. Gabriel can’t let her guess about his brothers, about his abilities, about the danger that’s right at his heels. But there are some risks he can’t help taking. The fuse is lit . . . Praise for Brigid Kemmerer and The Elemental Series “Five hot guys, one tough heroine, plenty of romance and non-stop action . . . Elemental is the new series to watch.” —Inara Scott, author of The Marked “Overflowing with action, snappy dialog, and hot guys—The Elemental Series will take your breath away.” —Kim Harrington, author of Clarity “A refreshingly human paranormal romance . . . read fast and keep that heart rate up.” —Kirkus Reviews


'And That's when it Fell Off in My Hand'

'And That's when it Fell Off in My Hand'

Author: Louise Rennison

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 47

ISBN-13: 0007183208

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Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia -- available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!