Croc-a-doodle-doo!

Croc-a-doodle-doo!

Author: Huw Lewis Jones

Publisher: Happy Yak

Published: 2023-09-05

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 071128282X

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Look out, here comes trouble! Croc has stopped at Old MacDonald's farm for a snack... E-I-E-I-O Uh-oh! Providing a unique, alternative spin on a familiar song, this delightfully silly story is contemporary, quirky and playful – kids will love to follow Croc’s antics and sing along with him as he roams Old MacDonald's farm A bright, bold and bonkers reimagining of the familiar song Old MacDonald Had a Farm, starring a cheeky crocodile, this book will have children and adults singing along and laughing out loud as they follow along with this hilarious story.


God Our Father, THE LEGBREAKER; Jesus His Son, THE PEACEMAKER

God Our Father, THE LEGBREAKER; Jesus His Son, THE PEACEMAKER

Author: Jack W. Swan

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2022-11-03

Total Pages: 233

ISBN-13: 1098043510

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This book is a chronology of major events and characters in the Old and New Testament of the Bible witnessed by God and Jesus his Son. With each such encounter, we learn a little more about the true nature of God and Jesus. God acknowledges that he is the creator of heaven and earth and all of mankind, retaining the right to destroy some or all of it, with or without cause. God does as he pleases and can be judged by no one. Although he espouses righteousness, he will have mercy on whom he will have mercy and compassion upon whom he will have compassion. By his own admission, he is a jealous God, condemning anyone who worships false idols. To disobey him is to have a death wish. In comparison, Jesus is the humble servant of God, sacrificing himself to save mankind. He has nothing but disdain for priests who cloak themselves in raiment to demonstrate their own holiness. The only valid reason for accumulating wealth is to share it with others. aEURoeLove thy neighbor as thyselfaEUR is the most important commandment and one should love his enemies. The Ten Commandments and the Law of Moses should work for man and not vice versa. In any given situation, it should be changed, modified, and even ignored to achieve fairness. Parties should work complaints out for themselves and use courts as a last resortaEUR"forgiveness as a first resort. The Bible contains zero humor, but plenty of fodder to create some: six-hundred-year-old Noah and his family on a Disney cruise with seven pairs of every animal species in the world aboard a 450-foot Ark; LotaEUR(tm)s two daughters getting him drunk and having their way with him; Babylonian King Nebuchadnezzar II under GodaEUR(tm)s spell as a farm animal for seven years, training as the first Sasquatch.


Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2016-09-13

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0141370599

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This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.


The Croc and the Platypus

The Croc and the Platypus

Author: Jackie Hosking

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781760651053

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An Australian reimagining of Edward Lear's nonsense poem The Owl and the Pussycat. The croc and the platypus trundled off in a rusty old Holden ute. They took some damper and tea in a hamper and bundled it up in the boot. Join Croc and Platypus for an Australian outback hullabaloo!


Momo and Snap

Momo and Snap

Author: Airlie Anderson

Publisher: Child's Play Library

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781846435980

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A monkey and a crocodile try to compete to beat each other in everything but make friends when they cooperate with each other to escape from danger.


Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book

Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2018-01-16

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 0451479300

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Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. CONTENT NOTE: The jokes in this book may cause reader to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include but are not limited to stomach pains, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.


The Other End of the Leash

The Other End of the Leash

Author: Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2009-02-19

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 0307489183

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Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.


Riddle Riot

Riddle Riot

Author: Lori Miller Fox

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781402708251

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Riddle maniacs, beware: this riddle roundup is jam-packed with side-splitters. You'll go crazy over this collection and your friends will go even crazier, because there are new riddles, new fun, and new zaniness to provoke unstoppable giggles. The humorous subjects range from the totally bizarre to everyday hilarity, and they're silly, punny, and drive-you-nutty. For example: How do baby fish know how to swim? Finstinct. What prehistoric creature is shaped like a lemon? A dino-sour. In some cases, the joke's on teachers, parents, pets, TV shows, and sports heroes, while still more poke fun at birthdays, holidays, and other party times. The great cartoons make every spread even an more delightful romp for young riddlers.


Sketching Stuff

Sketching Stuff

Author: Charlie O'Shields

Publisher: Doodlewash Books

Published: 2018-11-22

Total Pages: 280

ISBN-13: 0960021922

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Charlie O'Shields is the creator of Doodlewash®, founder of World Watercolor Month in July, and host of the Sketching Stuff podcast. Every single day, for over three years, he created a watercolor illustration and wrote a short essay about whatever came to mind that day and posted it on his blog. These are some of the collected favorites along with some brand new musings. With over 180 illustrations, this book is part personal memoir and sometimes just a randomly fun romp through the sillier bits of this crazy world we all inhabit. Written to take on the impossible task of inspiring creativity, unleashing your inner child, and instilling hope, it will, at the very least, make you smile and touch your heart.


Riddlemania

Riddlemania

Author: Lori Miller Fox

Publisher: Sterling Publishing (NY)

Published: 1991

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9780806973524

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Hundreds of riddles on all kinds of topics.