Going to the Dogs

Going to the Dogs

Author: Jan Nieman

Publisher: New Chapter Pub

Published: 2010-11

Total Pages: 191

ISBN-13: 9780984174577

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When Jan Nieman decided to become a mobile pet groomer, little did she know what a wild ride she was in for. Over the next 21 years, she tussled with feisty pets, wrestled with stubborn vans, chased down AWOL dogs, and learned to cope with wayward employees. Grooming more than her share of dogs and cats, not to mention the occasional wolf, she encountered a host of memorable animals and owners, that often matched their pets in style, temperament and unconventionality. In her no-holds-barred, hilarious account, Nieman not only shares the high points of her adventures, as well as the occasional horror 'tails' that are an inevitable part of a groomer's career. Through it all, her love and passion for animals shines forth from every page. By the end, after plenty of laughs, you'll know a good deal more about orphan pets, what goes on in the inner sanctum of mobile and brick-and-mortar grooming salons, and the joys and tribulations of owning a business that keeps you "going to the dogs."


Confessions of a Mad Dog Groomer

Confessions of a Mad Dog Groomer

Author: Kathy Salzberg

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 9780986003219

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"Confessions of a Mad Groomer is a hilarious collection of stories in the life of a groomer -- some true, some loosely based on truth and some plucked right out of the overactive imagination of Kathy Salzberg who spent thirty years at her grooming table wielding a clipper and a pair of shears. All these piece appeared in her award-winning humor column which ran for six years in Groom & Board Magazine in the late 90s and early 2000s." -- cover, page [4]


Grooming Tales

Grooming Tales

Author: Jennifer Tilman

Publisher: Tate Publishing

Published: 2010-03

Total Pages: 117

ISBN-13: 1615662545

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From alpha dogs to Goldendoodles... If you thought humans were funny, just wait until you get a glimpse of the dogs in Jennifer Tilman's life. As a dog groomer, Jennifer's clientele consists of everything from Dobermans to prissy poodles. While her job has its benefits--she is paid to be with her favorite animals all day!--she definitely learns the meaning of a crappy day more than once, literally. Who else expels the anal glands for the beloved pets? Affectionately told with humor and honesty, Jennifer's confessions from the grooming world offers insight into the surprisingly profound lives of man's best friends. Sharing her techniques for preparing your dog for optimal health and happiness, Grooming Tales will have owners ready to embrace a whole new world of doggy care. What are her methods for bad-mannered dogs? What are the smartest breeds? What is the best pet for children? Do pets really look like their owners? The answers may surprise you. All will be revealed through quirky and educational accounts of Jennifer's own experiences with her canine clientele.


Confessions of a Canine Drama Queen

Confessions of a Canine Drama Queen

Author: Stefanie London

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2023-08-01

Total Pages: 307

ISBN-13: 0369706358

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"A swoon-tastic rom-com that readers will love from beginning to end." —Romance by the Book on The Dachshund Wears Prada Can you ever really forget the one who got away? August Merriweather has always been good with animals. In fact, she’s known as Manhattan’s Dog Whisperer. Men, on the other hand? Not so much. She’s been falling for the wrong guys ever since her regrettable crush on Keaton Sax, older brother of her best friend, Leah, and the biggest jerkface this side of the Hudson. Now an emotionally closed off widower, Keaton has become one of the most formidable men on Wall Street, but August knows his secret. He’s not driven by sales targets and bonus checks—Keaton just wants to give his family the security they never had. So when Leah asks Keaton to wrangle her over-the-top, dramatic husky at a weekend talent competition, Keaton says yes…and begs August to help him win the event for Leah. Between obstacle courses, Molly’s husky temper tantrums and a cabin with just one bed, August is having a blast. Away from the pressure to have a “perfect life” with the “right guy,” she finds herself relaxing and getting to see the softer side of the man she once loved. Is this just a temporary truce? Or could Keaton finally be the right guy at the right time? Paws in the City Book 1: The Dachshund Wears Prada Book 2: Pets of Park Avenue Book 3: Confessions of a Canine Drama Queen


Claws - Confessions of a Professional Cat Groomer

Claws - Confessions of a Professional Cat Groomer

Author: Anita Kelsey

Publisher: Kings Road Publishing

Published: 2017-09-07

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1786068427

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Throughout her years visiting people's homes as a cat groomer, Anita Kelsey has amassed a vast array of funny, cute and ridiculous stories about cats and, of course, their owners. In Claws, she picks out just a few of her favourite tales to share with the reader from, 'Sammy the Swooner' to 'Tubbs: The Fat Cat Caught in His Flap'. Claws is a must-have book for all cat lovers by an author drawing on a lifetime of living with and professionally caring for cats in their various guises and eccentricities. In the pages of Anita Kelsey's entertaining and heart-warming book, you'll meet twenty of the most characterful cats, all eventually calmed and preened to their natural beauty and animal magnificence by the author. Meet their owners, too, and enjoy Anita's take on the individual relationships between pet and owner.


Cowboy Confessions

Cowboy Confessions

Author: Gail MacMillan

Publisher: The Wild Rose Press Inc

Published: 2016-10-12

Total Pages: 233

ISBN-13: 1509209409

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When a bull-riding accident ends Ross Turner’s rodeo career, he hermits himself away on a remote farm in New Brunswick. Depressed and disheartened, he’s determined to leave his cowboy life behind. Beautiful Jessi Wallace, sent to help him out of his crisis, is resolved that he won’t do any such thing. She has healed dispirited horses; she can bring him back from his defeat. And living alone in the farmhouse with him doesn’t bother her. After their childhood together, she feels certain handsome, charismatic Ross holds no romantic threat to her. Recently betrayed by her rodeo cowboy fiance, she’s not about to let another rodeo rider into her heart.


Confessions of an Heiress

Confessions of an Heiress

Author: Paris Hilton

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-12-01

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 0743271629

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The New York Times Bestseller, Confessions of an Heiress reveals the fast, fun world of Paris Hilton, packed with enough photos, advice, and inside scoop to help anyone become an heiress and live a life of luxury. Paris Hilton has a lifestyle most girls dream about, but can she help it if she was born rich and beautiful? Now, with her trademark sense of humor, Paris looks back on her rise to fame and reveals the delicious details of her fairy tale life. Now, with a sly sense of humor and a big wink at her media image, Paris lets you in for a sneak peek at the life of a real, live heiress/model/actress/singer/it-girl and tells you how anyone can live a fairy-tale life like hers. She also shares personal information on her lifelong friendship with sister Nicky; fashion shows and favorite designers; her famous friends; how she likes to travel; what modeling is like; her highly successful television show The Simple Life; and a look at the glamorous life of her teacup chihuahua Tinkerbell—the best dressed dog in the world. Featuring beautiful, full-color photos of Paris, Confessions of an Heiress is a look at life from the unique perspective of a celebrity who has the whole world at her Jimmy Choo-clad feet.