We all know that nobody believes in you and supports you as fiercely as the drunk girl you just met in the bathroom. Let's start supporting the women we know and love just as fiercely! I created this coloring book with the hopes that you would color them and share them with your friends and family. Color a page and send it in a just-because greeting card, scan it and send in a text, snap it, gram it, do whatever ya gotta do to let your friends know you got their backs. Color Me Drunk Girl includes 30 pages of inspirational messages for your friends. Your friend having a birthday? There's a page for that. Your friend going through a divorce? There's a page for that. Your friend is doubting her ability to conquer the world? There's a page for that, too. This coloring book includes some of our favorite phrases from inspirational memes, such as: You're doing a beautiful job figuring out some heavy shit. Imma need you to love yourself as much as you love toxic men with good d*ck. There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. We don't cry over men. We find a new face to sit on. If your path insists you go through hell, walk as if you own the place. The ghosts of all the women you used to be are so proud of the woman you have become. And so much more!
WINNER OF THE ITW THRILLER AWARD FOR BEST FIRST NOVEL “My Sweet Girl pushes the boundaries of what a thriller can do.”—The Washington Post “Fiendish [and] full of twists…. Sri Lankan author Amanda Jayatissa keeps us guessing and worrying until the very end.” —The New York Times “A thriller centered on the meaning of identity and all the layers it can have.”—NPR Paloma thought her perfect life would begin once she was adopted and made it to America, but she’s about to find out that no matter how far you run, your past always catches up to you… Ever since she was adopted from a Sri Lankan orphanage, Paloma has had the best of everything—schools, money, and parents so perfect that she fears she'll never live up to them. Now at thirty years old and recently cut off from her parents’ funds, she decides to sublet the second bedroom of her overpriced San Francisco apartment to Arun, who recently moved from India. Paloma has to admit, it feels good helping someone find their way in America—that is until Arun discovers Paloma's darkest secret, one that could jeopardize her own fragile place in this country. Before Paloma can pay Arun off, she finds him face down in a pool of blood. She flees the apartment but by the time the police arrive, there's no body—and no evidence that Arun ever even existed in the first place. Paloma is terrified this is all somehow tangled up in the desperate actions she took to escape Sri Lanka so many years ago. Did Paloma’s secret die with Arun or is she now in greater danger than ever before?
From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all—beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship—jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you—and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.
Anger and politics strike the small western town of Meadow Creek, Montana with a vengeance, giving rise to a vicious community battle. A new young teacher becomes the catalyst; an untried superintendent of schools, the villain in this in this game of mystery and wits between a sluggish rural economy and a wealthy urban invasion. Color Me Red makes a statement about good teachers, rural America and the preservation of a unique way of life.
The pain of forbidden love and dark family secrets. Anson is a White young man, and Mattie, a half-White girl. They grow up together playing on Anson's family manor. Negroes and Whites are curious as to why Mattie and her mother stay on White folk's property. Slavery is over. Anson and Mattie plan to attend college. Young love and lust blossom between the two. Secretly, they meet in the cotton field to be alone and think about the future. Their meetings in the shed turn into lovemaking. Mattie becomes pregnant with Anson's child. Pressure from Anson's mother causes him to marry a White girl against his will. He leaves with his new bride, Caroline, to attend college in California, then travels to Paris to study painting with known artists. Mattie is heartbroken. On the rebound, she marries Negro entrepreneur Levi Collins while attending college. He agrees to raise her daughter, Aimee, as his own. But he's abusive. Mattie escapes with her daughter and takes his hidden money. He is out for revenge and wants to cut her up so no one will look at her again. Word gets back to Anson upon returning home with his wife to have their baby born in America. Anson's brother, Peter, gets his Klan buddies to carve Levi's face monstrously and carve KKK in his chest. Levi bleeds to death. All is not well between Anson and his wife. No one knows why, except Anson's sister, Annabelle. Could it be what she knows would shake the foundation of the Wellington family? Many dark secrets surround Beauville Manor.
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • From the bestselling, National Book Award–winning author of Three Junes comes a tender, riveting book of two sisters and their complicated relationship. Louisa Jardine is the older one, the conscientious student, precise and careful: the one who yearns for a good marriage, an artistic career, a family. Clem, the archetypal youngest, is the rebel: committed to her work saving animals, but not to the men who fall for her. In this vivid, heartrending story of what we can and cannot do for those we love, the sisters grow closer as they move further apart. All told with sensual detail and deft characterization, I See You Everywhere is a candid story of life and death, companionship and sorrow, and the nature of sisterhood itself.
Heavenly Colors in my Eyes is designed to take the readers on a scenic journey of colorful dreams, that has been given to show Gods mercy, encourage the faithful to hold on and look for their promised rewards, for eyes who have not seen, nor ears who have not heard the good things that God has prepared for them that HE indeed loves them. Colors are defined and events are true in this book. It's intended to touch the hearts so that the readers can feel the presence of God, see his Glory and hold his unchanging hand. This book gives scriptures to instill the love of God and show his mercy to those that have trusted and called him the Lord and Savior. Be Blessed!
The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
If you are a fan of dirty memes, you will love this coloring book! Coloring is what I do to clear my head when I feel anxious. Texting dirty memes is what I do when I feel lonely. So I put the two of those things together and created Color Me Bad! This book contains coloring pages combining the work of three different artists, so each page has its own unique style with a variety of coloring patterns. This is an ADULTS ONLY coloring book. While there is no nudity, there is plenty of sexual innuendo and curse words. Color Me Bad includes coloring pages based on phrases found on popular memes, such as: *Thanks for the bomb di*k *I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. *Hold my hand in public. Hold my throat in private. But touch my butt everywhere. This coloring book includes 21 pages - that's twenty all-occasion pages, plus a bonus Happy Birthday page! While it was mostly designed for couples to color and give to each other, and it leans very heavily toward appreciation of the male genitalia, more than half the pages are gender-neutral, and the book can be fun for all kinds of couples. Also makes a fun engagement or bachelorette gift!
