Eternal life insurance--you are the soul beneficiary. Jesus is my Prozac. At once reverent and witty, the little sayings in the Church Signs 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar go a long way in adding goodwill to each day. Spotted on signs, bumper stickers, and billboards across the country, these quotes serve as a moral compass, communicating brief but significant divine messages, as we travel through the daily hustle and bustle of life.
Read the Bible. It's user-friendly, plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10 a.m.TheChurch Signs 2012 Mini Day-to-Day Calendaris filled with quotes like this that are uplifting, thought provoking, and even humorous. Spotted on signs and billboards across the country, each little quote serves as a moral compass--offering direction and pearls of wisdom as we travel through the daily hustle and bustle of life.
Back for a second year, the Church Signs 2007 Calendar provides succinct quips and proverbs to start your day, courtesy of church billboards and bumper stickers nationwide. The backer includes an easel for display on a counter or desk, and magnets that allow it to be attached to a metal surface. Each little quote carries a profound message, but is full of good humor.
Want to take a tour of the "Elephant Dung Factory and Souvenir Shop"? How about a visit to Bastardo or Moronville, and doing some shopping at Sad Decor or the Mayan Treasures Factory Outlet? Each page of this hilarious calendar presents a color photograph of an ironic, suggestive, bizarre, mislabeled, misspelled, or otherwise amusing sign. Whether unsettling ("One Way Tours"), unfortunate ("Evil Poo Lookout"), or simply baffling ("Eels May Be Slippery"), the signs in the Signspotting 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar will have both intrepid travelers and armchair dreamers laughing all year long.
From the moment we wake until we go back to bed, every day is filled with ordinary moments that allow us to connect with God. This collection of short prayers for children to pray throughout their days—on the way to school, when noticing a bird in a tree, or looking at the stars—will bring delight, and help them begin to recognize the nearness of God.
Will Israel and the U.S. be destroyed or partially destroyed in 2012-2019 or 2026-2030 and beyond and Muslims, Catholics and communism take over most of the world? Were there strange things going around the sun, the moon changing degrees and phases, stars that aren't where there suppose to be and the magnetic poles changing mostly reported secretly in 2001-2011? Did NASA or scientists and astronomers brush the pictures of them away so not to scare people? Did the Bible Code predict strange behavior of the moon in 2011? Will a great tidal wave hit the U.S. East Coast in 2012-2019 and Yellowstone Park super volcano erupt or a comet or asteroid hits the earth or Ocean in 2026-2030 and utterly destroy the entire United States if it still around after the war of 2012-2019? Will the Muslims, communism and Catholics persecute Christians, Americans and Jews all over the world bringing them before Kings and have them sent to prisons and torture and killed if they don't deny Christ and convert to Islam? Will Muslims and people all over the world begin to mock and scoff at Christians and the Bible because Israel and the U.S. are destroyed and no Rapture or end or Second Coming of Christ happened? Several of the Bible prophecies predict God will not make a full end of the U.S., Israel and the world at this time and pockets of people and nations may or may not survive. God may save the U.S., Israel and the world if the people repent and turn from their sins and begin to humble themselves and heed the harbingers. But if they don't then these events may start to happen. This book was written by June 12, 2012.
12,500 entries. 196 countries. 365 days. Find out what's going on any day of the year, anywhere across the globe! If you're looking to tie a promotional event to a special month, create a suggested reading list based on a festival halfway around the world, blog about a historical milestone or do a celebrity birthday roundup on your radio show or Twitterfeed, Chase's Calendar of Events is the one resource that has it all. For broadcasters, journalists, event planners, public relations professionals, librarians, editors, writers or simply the curious, this is one reference you can’t do without! Chase's Calendar of Events 2013 brings you: Milestones such as the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington, the 100th birth anniversary of civil rights activist Rosa Parks, the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg and the 200th birth anniversaries of composers Giuseppe Verdi and Richard Wagner New birthday entries for sports stars such as Robert Griffin III (Feb 12); actors such as Jessica Chastain (Mar 24), Jean Dujardin (June 19) and Benedict Cumberbatch (July 19); musical artists such as Pitbull (Jan 15), Adam Levine (Mar 18) and Scotty McCreery (Oct 9); newsmakers such as Françoise Hollande (Aug 12) and many others Special events such as Dyngus Day (Apr 1), Bedbug Awareness Week (Apr 22–26), National Polka Festival (May 24–26), Lincoln Highway Centennial (June 30–July 5), Kids Take Over the Kitchen Day (Sept 13), the 34th America's Cup (Sept 7–22) or Steamcon V (Oct 25–27). Search Chase's Any Way You Want! Whether you want to target a specific date, location or subject, our fully searchable CD-ROM (PC-compatible only) makes your research quick and easy. Also included is a free installer, so you can load Chase's directly to your hard drive.
