It's Raining Cats and Dogs
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Published: 1988
Total Pages: 56
ISBN-13: 9780945912019
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.
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101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids
Author: Cesar Dunbar
Publisher: Semsoli
Published: 2020-06-15
Total Pages: 132
ISBN-13: 9781970177138
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGet Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Cat Jokes vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes vs. Cat Jokes
Author: David Lewman
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Published: 2023-06-20
Total Pages: 135
ISBN-13: 1523525142
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs—for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head—with a twist or two that may give you…paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs—What do you call an insect in a cat’s bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What’s the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don’t just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.
101 Cat and Dog Jokes
Author: Katy Hall
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Published: 1990
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780590433365
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!
Cat Jokes
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2016-05-28
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9781533451910
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFunny Cat Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! MEOW! MEOW! Q: How does a cat buy food? A: Usually purr can. MEOW! MEOW! Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left? A: None. They were all copy cats! Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes
Author: Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2019-11
Total Pages: 40
ISBN-13: 9781704332581
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids or Friends Laugh With These (Clean) Hilarious Cat Jokes! Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purrr-suasive! This collection of cat jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes': In this book, you will find: 140+ Super Funny Cat Jokes 50+ Silly Cat Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip? A: The mewseum! Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me! *** Get your copy of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.
Cat Jokes Vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes Vs. Cat Jokes
Author: David Lewman
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Published: 2023-08-15
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781523512058
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCats vs. dogs takes on a whole new angle in this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids that's designed as a read-from-both-sides book: one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs, for more than 200 jokes in all!
Cat Jokes
Author: Tiger Bunny
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2021-01-15
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDo you like dad-jokes? We have something better - the Cat Jokes book! It's pawsome! It's purrrfect! It will scratch your sense of humor and make you laugh! This book contains the best kids-friendly cat jokes out there. Enjoy over 90 pages of cuteness, character, and cat supremacy. With amazing kitten illustrations it's the perfect gift for any cat owner or cat lover. And if you serve one of these supreme creatures, you MUST have this book on your bookshelf!
Redneck Hillbilly
Author: Desi Northup
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2017-01-06
Total Pages: 120
ISBN-13: 9781542412483
DOWNLOAD EBOOKRedneck and yo mama jokes. Yo mamma's head is so big it shows up on radar. If your first love also won a blue ribbon at the county fair... You just might be a redneck!
Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals
Author: Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2018-11-16
Total Pages: 112
ISBN-13: 035923058X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
