Take It Away, Tommy!
Take It Away, Tommy!

Author: Georgia Dunn

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2020-03-23

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 1524862096

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Tonight’s top story: the intrepid team of feline reporters is back on the beat and tackling stories like a runaway toy mouse in this second collection of Breaking Cat News comics for middle-grade readers. Once again Lupin, Elvis, and Puck—alongside boisterous field correspondents like Tommy—deliver hard-hitting reportage on all of the most pressing issues, such as Vacuum Awareness Week, the case of the missing breakfast, and the history of fuzzy blankets. The gang also meets new characters like Burt, the free-spirited barn cat who helps solve some AV problems. And these cats will need all of the help they can get to get to the bottom of some mysterious ghost sightings and prove they’re not scaredy. The More-to-Explore section includes paper dolls, how to make pet rock cats, and explores the Big Pink House and the BCN apartment within.

The Awesome Book of Cat Humor
The Awesome Book of Cat Humor

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0736925163

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Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.

Ye Olde Cat Memes
Ye Olde Cat Memes

Author: Eulalie Osgood Grover

Publisher: Dey Street Books

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 99

ISBN-13: 0358238412

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A humorous gift book featuring the original pre-internet cat memes

Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor
Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-02-22

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1631876163

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids
101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids

Author: Cesar Dunbar

Publisher:

Published: 2020-06-15

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 9781970177053

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The Perfect Funny Gift for Kids - Make Your Children Laugh With These Hilarious Cat Jokes! What did the alien say to the cat? Answer: "Take me to your litter!" Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles - 35+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store! *** Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Claws! *** Q: What is a cat's favorite car? A: a Catillac Buy '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Silly Cat Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Silly Cat Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Author: Doreen Gonzales

Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC

Published: 2014-07-01

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13: 0766059928

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss. This book features jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about house cats and wild cats. Readers also learn how to make a limerick book of their own.

101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles for Kids
101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Author: Cesar Dunbar

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-05-04

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13: 9781718664319

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The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Cat Jokes! What did the alien say to the cat? Answer: "Take me to your litter!" Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids': In this book, you will find: 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles 35+ Funny Illustratrions This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! DOWNLOAD: '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store! *** Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Claws! *** Q: What is a cat's favorite car? A: a Catillac Buy '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, this cat jokes and riddles book also contains a bonus chapter from my book 'Dog Training 101. So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across? PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback! Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.

Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!
Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-08-29

Total Pages: 45

ISBN-13: 163501655X

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

Knock Knock, Meow Meow!
Knock Knock, Meow Meow!

Author: Brenda Ponnay

Publisher: Xist Publishing

Published: 2021-11-08

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1532429789

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Do Cats Laugh? These Kitties Do! Cat lovers unite! It's time for a new collection of funny feline jokes paired with purr-ific illustrations. Knock Knock, Meow Meow is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating cats and all of their paws-itively sill puns. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! Knock Knock, Meow Meow is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Woof Woof Knock, Knock, Play Ball! and more!

Alliecats
Alliecats

Author: Ben Stoltzfus

Publisher: 39 West Press

Published: 2019-09-24

Total Pages: 82

ISBN-13: 1946358258

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Mississippi said to Missouri, “If I put on my New Jersey, what will Delaware?” Virginia replied, “Alaska.” This wordplay on states’ names as vestments resembles the play and ambiguity in Alliecats, a wonderful collection of fifty-three graphic tales that catenate (link) meaning, sound, and likeness into clever puns. Novelist and literary critic BEN STOLTZFUS penned the introduction and assembled the words. His granddaughter (cater-cousin), ALLIE KIRSCHNER, drew the pictures. You will purr with satisfaction as she romps with feline grace, caterwauling from catalog to Catalina, although not without an occasional cataclysm or catastrophe. The purrposeful puns of Alliecats will amuse as you slide helplessly into a state of muscular rigidity, or catalepsy, while author and artist cater to your funny bone and make you laugh.