Time is a mysterious and elusive thing, an experienced lover that's been around for a while. It's no wonder time is so alluring in all of its forms, especially the days of the week that we've all experienced our fair share of. Collected within this volume is a hardcore, erotic tale for every handsome, physically manifested day.Featuring the following gay erotic tales...MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTHURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTFRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT
There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS
Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay!NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.NOT POUNDED AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE CONSENT CAN BE GIVEN AND REVOKED AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTANDBlip is on the way to a white water rafting trip, but he's nervous about the adventure before it even begins. Fortunately, Blip finds himself with a wonderful and patient guide, a handsome bigfoot named Garto Grims who explains that, while the river may seem like there's only one path to take, there are actually several forks in the road, and it's always okay to stop entirely.As the attraction between Blip and Garto mounts, they suddenly find themselves locked in the heat of passion, and when Blip suddenly changes his mind about the encounter, he quickly learns that's okay!DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.NICE GUY DINOSAUR DOESN'T POUND ME IN THE BUTT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY NICE HE'S JUST ANNOYING AND CREPPY AND DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES WHEN I TELL HIM WE'RE NOT ON A DATEWhen Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan's dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY NEED TO PLEASE EVERYONE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GIVE BACK TO YOURSELFJoey likes to help the people around him, and he's proud of that fact, but after fainting at work from exhaustion the man begins to realize that he might be wearing himself out. Unfortunately, when the physical manifestation of Joey's need to please everyone around him shows up, things go from bad to worse.
A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics: Nine Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's First Buckaroo Bill horsing around in the White House, or a handsome living corn putting it all on the line for a hotshot agricultural lobbyist, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNIONFEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTPRESIDENT DOMALD LOCH NESS TROMP POUNDS AMERICA'S BUTTSLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY DOMALD TROMP'S ATTEMPT TO AVOID ACCUSATIONS OF PLAGIARISM BY REMOVING ALL FACTS OR CONCRETE PLANS FROM HIS REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SPEECHCREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORNFIRST BUCKAROO BILL POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME LIVING WHITE HOUSEPOUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LEAKED MASHLY ADDISON DATASLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAY
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
"My name is John Hams and I'm a sex addict." And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle's first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it's not long before John's new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs. Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy? The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It's a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can't help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb's hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.
We all trot in our own unique way, but for some buckaroos trotting is more than just a method of getting from one place to another, it's a way of life. This collection is for those who spend their days on the move, trotting down the road, or across the world. Collected within are seven hardcore living vehicle Tinglers, covering everything from seductive busses to handsome rocket ships.I'M GAY FOR MY LIVING BILLIONAIRE JETPLANEWhen Alex boards a red-eye flight from New York to Los Angeles, he expects nothing more than another boring business trip. Little does Alex know that the plane itself will soon lead him on a life changing journey of erotic, gay passion.After learning about the plane's side business as a blackjack card counter, Alex agrees to meet the billionaire aircraft at his luxurious Beverly Hills mansion. But when things start to heat up by the pool, Alex is taught a lesson in more than just counting cards.VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTTAfter an unfortunate hit and run, Rick suddenly finds himself relying on the Los Angeles public transportation system for his daily commute. It's not so bad, but after boarding a mysterious night bus named Vlad, things quickly take a turn for the terrifying.TRAINED BY THE LIVING BIKER TRAINJeff is an author in search of inspiration. After writing a hit novel about the fascinating world of motorcycles, Jeff's publishers are anxious for a follow up, but the novelist soon finds himself with a case of the sophomore slump.To cure his writer's block, Jeff heads out across America by train, but he drums up more than just inspiration after sparking the homoerotic interest of the very train that he's riding in, Dylan. The two share a hot motorcycle date in downtown Chicago, but it's not until they return to an abandoned train yard that things really start to heat up.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONWhen Tuck Bingle receives and email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle.POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATSBack home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family's home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father's dealership.When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it's not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY SECOND HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONAfter the loss of his first Hugo Award nomination, world famous author Dr. Chuck Tingle has gone into hiding, disappearing into an underground bunker that lies fifty miles beneath his home in Billings, Montana. It's here that Chuck intends to stay for the rest of his days, but approximately one year after the events of the author's tragic Hugo loss, a letter from the awards committee brings him out of hiding once again.I'M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTTYeebs is an archeologist of the future who is on the hunt; searching the desert of what was once Daytona Beach for the greatest racetrack in American history after finding a clue on an ancient 8-Eleven soda cup. Unfortunately, Yeebs is coming out empty handed, and the stress is getting to him.Hoping to blow off some steam, Yeebs goes for a walk in the desert, but ends up stumbling into an ancient automotive tomb below the surface. Soon enough, the archeologist is face to face with a handsome mummy racecar named Winky, who will teach him the true meaning of life... and love, in the fast lane.
In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!
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