Bus Driver Jokes
Bus Driver Jokes

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-02-09

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781796519754

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If you're looking for some funny bus driver jokes or funny coach driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it features some classics as well as some new gags that you definitely wouldn't have heard before, and they will make you smile that's for sure. These jokes for bus drivers will entertain you and brighten up your day. This is a bumper collection of entertaining jokes, puns, gags and stories which includes gems such as the one about the cross eyed bus driver who couldn't see eye to eye with the passengers. You will enjoy some great one-liners, plenty of quick fire question and answer gags and many story based jokes which are guaranteed to get you laughing all the way back to the bus station. While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best bus driver jokes and coach driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend. This book would also make an ideal gift for any bus driver you know, so buy it now!

Pretty Good Joke Book
Pretty Good Joke Book

Author: Garrison Keillor

Publisher: Blackstone Publishing

Published: 2021-08-10

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

BABY BOOMER HUMOR
BABY BOOMER HUMOR

Author: S. G. Soto

Publisher: Outskirts Press

Published: 2016-12-12

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 9781478782995

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As I have sat in my office solving my company's procurement woes, vendors, friends and colleagues would fax me jokes and funny stories. At first, I would read them and toss. Quickly, I decided they were too funny to throw away, so I started a file and have kept them all these years and have now felt that this is the time to share them with others of my age group. I think you will enjoy reading and sharing these lost gems as much as I have. - S. G. Soto

My Best Jokes and Humor
My Best Jokes and Humor

Author: Sr. Claude L. Greene

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 182

ISBN-13: 1440196559

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Work in the coal mines, social hour at the barber shop, and making moonshine in the Tennessee hills isn't fun if you can't laugh about it! Here is a hilarious anthology of jokes and anecdotes about life in the mountains and much much more! I have been a barber for 45 years, everyone knows that a lot of hair gets on the floor and everyone talks about what to do with it. I hear you can put it around the house to keep the deer out, so I tried something new I put the hair around the tomatoes. I had some beautiful tomatoes but I had to shave them before I could eat them. One of my uncles was the biggest whiskey man in Tennessee he made moonshine whiskey for 45 years. I will tell you how good his whiskey was, a man moved up on the mountain, he had a wooden leg he started drinking the new whiskey called Block and Tackle. A few months later he noticed sprouts were growing on his leg, he had to carry a axe to keep the sprouts cut off.

The Dao of Doug 2: the Art of Driving a Bus
The Dao of Doug 2: the Art of Driving a Bus

Author: Douglas Meriwether

Publisher: Balboa Press

Published: 2015-01-21

Total Pages: 199

ISBN-13: 1452522812

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Do you have a car? Yes, I do, and youre sitting in it! Todays car number is 5481. I get a new car everyday, and I can hold up to fifty people at once! I get to take you where you want to go and get paid to do it. I dont have to worry about parking, because it is free. I dont have to pay for gas because this car uses free city hydroelectric power. I have a camera to send a bill to someone blocking my parking space. If there is any trouble, help can be here in three minutes. I sold my truck when I moved here and I havent had to pay for tires, batteries, gas, parking, or insurance. My employer is my insurance company. The money is coming in, not going out. I am kind of like the ultimate in ride share, without any carbon emission!

Don't Get Caught Driving the School Bus
Don't Get Caught Driving the School Bus

Author: Todd Strasser

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 117

ISBN-13: 9780439210669

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BUS-TED! WILSON: invents stuff -- and trouble DUSTY: can talk his way out of anything KYLE: the nice guy no one ever suspects Together they bend every rule in school -- but they never get caught! Now there's a new driver on the bus route. Sarge used to work at a prison, and he treats all kids like they're criminals. But Wilson, Dusty, and Kyle can't take it. They'll show Sarge who's in charge!

Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

Author: Mo Willems

Publisher: National Geographic Books

Published: 2023-04-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 1368090230

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Mo Willems, #1 New York Times best-selling creator and three-time Caldecott Honoree, presents the 20th anniversary edition of the book that started it all: Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!, now featuring an exclusive board game! Finally, a book you can say "no" to! When the Bus Driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place—a pigeon! But you've never met a pigeon like this one before. As the Pigeon pleads, wheedles, and begs his way through the book, readers answer back and decide his fate. Mo Willems' hilarious picture book was awarded a 2004 Caldecott Honor and has been inducted into the Picture Book Hall of Fame. Now, twenty years later, readers can amp up the fun in an all-new board game featuring the Pigeon! Players drive their bus pieces around town. The first player to get to the Bus Depot wins, but remember—don't let the Pigeon drive the bus! Say “No!” to all the Pigeon books! The Pigeon Finds a Hot Dog! Don’t Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late! The Pigeon Wants a Puppy! The Duckling Gets a Cookie!? The Pigeon HAS to Go to School! For Mo’ amazing books, check out these other great series: Knuffle Bunny Elephant & Piggie Unlimited Squirrels

Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations
Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations

Author: Various

Publisher: Good Press

Published: 2023-08-12

Total Pages: 657

ISBN-13:

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The 'Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations' is a delightful anthology that provides readers with a wide range of humorous content. From witty jokes to engaging stories and thought-provoking quotations, this book offers something for everyone. The literary style is light-hearted and entertaining, making it a perfect choice for those looking to unwind and enjoy a good laugh. The books compilation of various authors showcases the diversity and creativity of humor across different contexts, making it a valuable addition to any reader's collection. Whether you are in need of a quick joke or a heartwarming story, the 'Toaster's Handbook' has got you covered. Its playful approach to humor makes it a refreshing read in the realm of comedic literature. Various, the collective author of this book, has curated an engaging collection that reflects their appreciation for the art of humor. Their dedication to compiling a diverse range of jokes, stories, and quotations showcases their commitment to entertaining readers of all tastes. With its broad selection of content and humorous charm, the 'Toaster's Handbook' is a must-read for anyone in search of a good laugh and some light-hearted entertainment.

Dad Jokes: The Priceless Edition
Dad Jokes: The Priceless Edition

Author: Dad Says Jokes

Publisher: Cassell

Published: 2022-09-01

Total Pages: 274

ISBN-13: 1788403444

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THE NEW COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES Q: What do cars spread on their toast? A: Traffic jam. The hit Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with an all-new batch of hilarious dad jokes to share with friends and family. Back by popular demand, with hundreds of gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Priceless Edition is the perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmastime and beyond. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with its 31 million followers. This is his fifth book.