Blonde Walks into a Bar
Author: Jonathan Swan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2008-07-28
Total Pages: 511
ISBN-13: 1612433731
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Author: Jonathan Swan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2008-07-28
Total Pages: 511
ISBN-13: 1612433731
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Author: Michael Lewis
Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal
Published: 2005-03-10
Total Pages: 257
ISBN-13: 1603762094
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDid you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Featuring classic stories and wisecracks along with brand-new jokes, A Guy Walks Into a Bar will reduce you, your friends, and your family to tears of laughter. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes and the teetotalers who drive them home, the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic "bartoons" at the opening of each chapter, A Guy Walks Into a Bar is the perfect party takealong or barside companion, deserving pride of place next to your cocktail shaker and jar of olives.
Author: Stephen Arnott
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2007-08-28
Total Pages: 653
ISBN-13: 1612433723
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
Published: 2021-08-10
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ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOver 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author: Billy Brownless
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
Published: 2011-03-04
Total Pages: 134
ISBN-13: 1459613112
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA man walks into a bar ... Ouch! Everyone has their own favourite man-walks-into-a-bar joke. This is a collection of the best: the old favourites, the most stupid, the funniest, the brain benders, the politically incorrect, the great puns and the really, really bad puns.
Author: Evan C Thomas
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2014-07-11
Total Pages: 272
ISBN-13: 1440576971
DOWNLOAD EBOOKInside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Author: Jerry Spinelli
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2014-01-28
Total Pages: 166
ISBN-13: 0316333506
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA Newbery Medal winning modern classic about a racially divided small town and a boy who runs. Jeffrey Lionel "Maniac" Magee might have lived a normal life if a freak accident hadn't made him an orphan. After living with his unhappy and uptight aunt and uncle for eight years, he decides to run--and not just run away, but run. This is where the myth of Maniac Magee begins, as he changes the lives of a racially divided small town with his amazing and legendary feats.
Author: Mary Caperton Morton
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published: 2017-10-04
Total Pages: 686
ISBN-13: 1604698357
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFilled with fun facts, fascinating histories, and aerial photography, this up-in-the-sky exploration of North America’s most spectacular geological formations will delight armchair geologists and window-seat travelers.
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Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2009-02-10
Total Pages: 349
ISBN-13: 1569759405
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Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2010-04-01
Total Pages: 377
ISBN-13: 1569758433
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