Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids
Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-08-18

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 151075864X

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A hilarious collection of 350 hysterical beach jokes for kids (and pirates and mermaids!), complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! What's a mermaid's favorite letter? The C! What's a pirate's least favorite letter? RRRRR! Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids is full of hilarious fun for anyone who loves the beach! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 of the best jokes for ocean-loving kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days on vacation, and hanging out with friends on the shore, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home!

The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book
The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book

Author: Rebecca Lewis-Oakes

Publisher:

Published: 2019-03

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9781405295215

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Get ready to laugh yourself silly in this hilarious new joke book all about . . . . . . MERMAIDS! Dive right in and Join Silly Sally, the funniest mermaid in the whole ocean, as she tells you some very silly jokes. What does a mermaid say to the clam at the disco? Shell we dance? How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin? On porpoise! Why was the mermaid embarrassed? She saw the ship's bottom! Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about mermaids and their underwater friends this hilarious book is full of mermazing jokes to share with all of your friends too! Splash right in and trident not to split your sides laughing! With a sparkly foiled cover for an extra special magical touch and over 150 jokes to share, this is the perfect gift for children aged 8+ and is guaranteed to have the whole family laughing.

Mermaids Don't Fart
Mermaids Don't Fart

Author: Tamara Rittershaus

Publisher:

Published: 2023-08-31

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781734826289

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Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Author: David Lewman

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-04-24

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1416936041

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This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Mermaids Don't Fart
Mermaids Don't Fart

Author: Tamara Rittershaus

Publisher:

Published: 2023-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781734826296

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Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!

The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book
The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book

Author: BuzzPop

Publisher: BuzzPop

Published: 2020-06-30

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781499811148

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Get ready to have a whale of a time in this mer-mazing joke book all about mermaids! Why did the mermaid frown? She was really sea-rious. What's a mermaid's fashion style? So-fish-ticated. Why does it take mermaids so long to learn the alphabet? They spend most of their time at C. Full of jokes and puns about mermaids and their underwater friends, this bay-rilliant joke book is guaranteed to kracken you up! With a shiny cover and blue images for an extra-special magical touch, this is the perfect gift for mermaid-lovers and anyone who loves fin-tastic jokes!

Pirates Eat Porridge
Pirates Eat Porridge

Author: Christopher Morgan

Publisher: Allen & Unwin

Published: 2006-09-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 9781741159653

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Short, illustrated and outrageously funny! When a pirate arrives at Billy and Heidi's door, it's the start of a crazy and unpredictable adventure as they sail their 'fish-finger' house to Itchy Ear Island, and learn all sorts of quirky facts about pirates, parrots and cabbages along the way.

The Adventures of Alex Ze Pirate
The Adventures of Alex Ze Pirate

Author: Andrew Dobson

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2011-03-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781460995068

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Alex Ze Pirate and her crew are thrust into more comedic adventures!

Scaredy Squirrel at the Beach
Scaredy Squirrel at the Beach

Author: Melanie Watt

Publisher: Kids Can Press Ltd

Published: 2008-03-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1894786130

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As summertime approaches, Scaredy Squirrel, who only feels safe when he is at home in his nut tree, decides to build his own beach getaway complete with a germ-free inflatable pool and a plastic flamingo until the lure of the real beach gets too strong.

The Recognitions
The Recognitions

Author: William Gaddis

Publisher: New York Review of Books

Published: 2020-11-24

Total Pages: 969

ISBN-13: 1681374676

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A postmodern masterpiece about fraud and forgery by one of the most distinctive, accomplished novelists of the last century. The Recognitions is a sweeping depiction of a world in which everything that anyone recognizes as beautiful or true or good emerges as anything but: our world. The book is a masquerade, moving from New England to New York to Madrid, from the art world to the underworld, but it centers on the story of Wyatt Gwyon, the son of a New England minister, who forsakes religion to devote himself to painting, only to despair of his inspiration. In expiation, he will paint nothing but flawless copies of his revered old masters—copies, however, that find their way into the hands of a sinister financial wizard by the name of Recktall Brown, who of course sells them as the real thing. Dismissed uncomprehendingly by reviewers on publication in 1955 and ignored by the literary world for decades after, The Recognitions is now established as one of the great American novels, immensely ambitious and entirely unique, a book of wild, Boschian inspiration and outrageous comedy that is also profoundly serious and sad.