Beano Five-A-Day Joke Book

Beano Five-A-Day Joke Book

Author: Beano Studios Limited

Publisher:

Published: 2021-09

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781800781177

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A hilarious joke book packed with the very best side-splitting, rib-tickling jokes.


Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book

Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book

Author: Tommy Cooper

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2014-10-09

Total Pages: 405

ISBN-13: 1409052494

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My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.


The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-10

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 1612435904

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”


The Daily Joker

The Daily Joker

Author: Gareth P. Jones

Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

Published: 2018-09-20

Total Pages: 195

ISBN-13: 1848127901

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Welcome to THE DAILY JOKER: with a belly-wobbling joke for every day of the year, and joking tips and challenges aplenty, this is the year you'll become the funniest version of you possible! Think of this joke book as a map allowing you to sail the seven sillies, plot a course to Hilarity Island, steer clear of the rocks of stony silence, surf the waves of laughter and dig up comedy gold. NOTE: Please keep THE DAILY JOKER somewhere safe. Maybe you can keep it on a shelf. Sort of like a shelf help book. Or in a sock drawer, since you'll be laughing yours off. Or inside your pillow. You know, just in case. Wherever you keep it, you'll need to open it every day to read your daily joke. And we guarantee that if you read one joke a day and complete one challenge a week, you will become the joker of all jokers! ILLUSTRATED THROUGHOUT BY BEANO ILLUSTRATOR NIGEL PARKINSON


Julius Zebra Joke Book Jamboree

Julius Zebra Joke Book Jamboree

Author: Gary Northfield Gary

Publisher:

Published: 2019-06

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9781406388275

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The Champion of Rome returns, with the champion of all Joke Books! Brimming with brazenly bonkers and clever jokes, this is the ideal handbook for kids with a budding comedic talent (and an essential guidebook for those without...). This new addition to the Julius Zebra collection features jokes from all Julius and his friends' adventures in Ancient Rome. Egypt, Britain and Greece. What's a crocodile's favourite card game? SNAP! Have you read Make your own Togas? It's by Lucy Lastic.


Beano Book of Mischief, Mayhem and Fun

Beano Book of Mischief, Mayhem and Fun

Author: Beano Studios Limited

Publisher:

Published: 2018-04

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9781787411616

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Join Dennis and Co for over 100 indoor and outdoor activities! Everyone has a little (or a lot) of mischief in them and The Beano Book of Mischief, Mayhem and Fun was made with mischief in mind. Come rain or shine this book will bring out the enjoyment in every situation. Build your own catapult, periscope and miniature bow and arrow. Teach an old dog like Gnasher new tricks and learn about codes and ciphers. Filled with top-secret information, games and activities, this is the perfect book for any boy or girl wanting to have fun. Put down the iPad and pick up The Beano Book of Mischief, Mayhem and Fun. This book will bring fun back to basics, encouraging kids to ditch the devices and head outside. Building, learning and above all getting up to some good, old-fashioned, healthy mischief!


The Beano: Official Sticker Book

The Beano: Official Sticker Book

Author:

Publisher: Puffin

Published: 2014-02-06

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9780141352084

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This first ever Beano Official Sticker Book is packed to the rafters with puzzles, activities, funnies and over 1,000 stickers of all your Beano favourites, from Dennis and Gnasher to Calamity James and the Bash Street Kids. Everyone we know loves The Beano!