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Author: Susan Rutherford
Publisher: CreateSpace
Published: 2015-05-30
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13: 9781512316223
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis is the story of Bart, a boy who just can't fart. Follow Bart on his humorous quest to become a big time farter. Laugh out loud at his trials and tribulations. If you like Jason Hall books. You will love this book.
Author: Reed Robbins
Publisher:
Published: 2016-06-25
Total Pages: 30
ISBN-13: 9781534925564
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBart can't wait to Fart! And that's not good news for the innocent people who are unlucky enough to be around when he plays his tushy tuba or drops a booty bomb! Whether at work, on a date, visiting a public pool or just generally terrorizing the public at large, Bart takes great pride and pleasure in showing off his works of (f)art! Butt, things soon get out of hand when Bart realizes the awesome power of his 'poofs' and goes to the dark side... Will the world powers give in to Bart's outrageous demands or will Bart follow through with his evil plan to take over the world with his 'Thunder from down under'? With its clever and outlandish rhyming text, this explosive story will have you and your young-uns on the edge of your (toilet) seat!
Author: Benjamin Bart
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Published: 2013-04-26
Total Pages: 112
ISBN-13: 1782431411
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Author: Nirit Littaney
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2015-05-26
Total Pages: 24
ISBN-13: 9781519275691
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPhew Wee! What's that smell? It might just be Bart; the silly little boy who thinks tooting around other people is a funny joke. No matter where he goes or whom he's with, Bart farts way too often to handle. With no end to his stinky antics in sight, his parents try to carry on with their lives. Little do they know, a special outing is just what Bart needs to learn a very important lesson about respect and good behavior. This light-hearted children's bedtime story is a great picture book for kids ages 3-8. Early readers will love the silly story and colorful pictures, while parents will appreciate the hidden lesson inside.
Author: Scott Gallagher
Publisher:
Published: 2021-10-18
Total Pages: 34
ISBN-13: 9781912765355
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA fart has to find the perfect bottom to live in, and it seems to Bart that everyone except him has found their own cheeky chum. On the advice of Lord Fart, Bart sets out on an important quest. Will he find the perfect rump to trump from, or is he destined to be a solitary stink? This hilarious tale will leave children laughing so hard, don't be surprised if something pops out! Full of rude noises, noxious smells and every type of rear imaginable, Scott Gallagher brings a brilliant array of bottom burps to life in this fabulous story. One thing's for sure; add Bart the Lonely Fart to your reading list, and bedtime will be anything but boring!
Author: Dane Thomas
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2020-09-19
Total Pages: 34
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBart farts high and he farts low, he farts in the grass and he farts in the snow. He farts on his mom and he farts on his dad, but with all this farting there is a lesson to be had. A hilarious and heartwarming story the entire family will enjoy about a boy who learns a lesson in manners.
Author: Joe Novella
Publisher:
Published: 2020-12-07
Total Pages: 30
ISBN-13: 9780987184429
DOWNLOAD EBOOKNaughty Bart decides to 'wag' school one day to sit at home playing video games and eat junk food. So much gas builds up in his guts from sitting around doing nothing that a giant fart explodes out of his bum that rockets him out the window of his house, over the fence, to crash land on his neighbour's outdoor dunny. Neighbour Wally is not too impressed, and neither is his wife Kate, who threatens to tell Bart's parents if he doesn't get himself off to school. So off Bart trots off to school where his teacher Ms Wesson makes him sit in class while the other kids play, to teach Bart that wagging school is not such a great idea. With 28 pages full of full-colour illustrations, Naughty Bart and his GIANT FART is sure to be a hit with children everywhere, after all, what kid doesn't laugh at farts.
Author: Booksmart Publishing
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2024-04-14
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Stew & Bart: Attack of the Farts" is a riotously hilarious illustrated rhyming storybook that takes readers on a wild, windy adventure through the funny world of flatulence. Meet Stew and Bart, two mischievous friends whose bellies are always bubbling with the most outrageous gas imaginable. As the story unfolds, join Stew and Bart on their wild escapades as they navigate the comical consequences of their uncontrollable toots. From stinky situations at home that spark an uproarious imagination, there's never a dull moment when these two friends are around. With vibrant illustrations that capture the chaos and laughter of every moment, "Stew & Bart: Attack of the Farts" is sure to have readers of all ages giggling uncontrollably. But amidst the hilarity, this charming tale also teaches an important lesson about embracing our quirks and finding the humor in life's most unexpected moments. So buckle up and get ready for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you gasping for breath and begging for more. Because when it comes to Stew and Bart, there's never a dull moment - especially when the farts are flying!
Author: Bart King
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
Published: 2010-09-01
Total Pages: 306
ISBN-13: 1423616405
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFunny man Bart King is at it again with his own gigantic book of fun! Jam-packed with awesome jokes, silly trivia, cool activities, mysterious puzzles, and much more, this book is the perfect companion for kids everywhere. They won't leave home (or school) without it!
Author: Adam Phillips
Publisher: Harvard University Press
Published: 1998-07-15
Total Pages: 156
ISBN-13: 0674417968
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn a style that is writerly and audacious, Adam Phillips takes up a variety of seemingly ordinary subjects underinvestigated by psychoanalysis--kissing, worrying, risk, solitude, composure, even farting as it relates to worrying. He argues that psychoanalysis began as a virtuoso improvisation within the science of medicine, but that virtuosity has given way to the dream of science that only the examined life is worth living. Phillips goes on to show how the drive to omniscience has been unfortunate both for psychoanalysis and for life. He reveals how much one's psychic health depends on establishing a realm of life that successfully resists examination.
