Barney's Version
Barney's Version

Author: Mordecai Richler

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2011-12-21

Total Pages: 517

ISBN-13: 0307813479

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Charged with comic energy and a steely disregard for any pieties whatsoever, Barney's Version is a major Richler novel, the most personal and feeling book of a long and distinguished career. Told in the first person, it gives us the life (and what a life!) of Barney Panofsky--whose trashy TV company, Totally Useless Productions, has made him a small fortune; whose three wives include a martyred feminist icon, a quintessential JCP (Jewish-Canadian Princess), and the incomparable Miriam, the perfect wife, lover, and mother--alas, now married to another man; who recalls with nostalgia and pain his young manhood in the Paris of the early fifties, and his lifelong passion for wine, women, and the Montreal Canadiens; who either did or didn't murder his best friend, Boogie, after discovering him in bed with The Second Mrs. Panofsky; whose satirical eye for the idiocies of today's Quebec separatists (as well as for every other kind of political correctness) manages to offend his entire acquaintanceship (and will soon be offending readers everywhere); and whose memory--though not his bile--is, in his sixty-seventh year, definitely slipping . . .

The Bro Code
The Bro Code

Author: Barney Stinson

Publisher: Barney Stinson

Published: 2009-10-01

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13:

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About the Author Barney Stinson is an awesome dude who lives in New York City and appears weekly on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother. Matt Kuhn is one of the coolest staff writers for How I Met Your Mother and helps write Barney’s Blog on the show’s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.

The Playbook
The Playbook

Author: Barney Stinson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-12-11

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 147110463X

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It. Is. On. From the pen of the prolific (and bestselling) author Barney Stinson comes the indispensable guide for every Bro looking to score with The Ladies. Featuring the famous plays including: -The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn -Mrs. Stinsfire -The Ted Mosby -The Time Traveller -The 'SNASA' -The Scuba Diver -The 'He's Not Coming' … and other greatest hits from Barney Stinson's secretPlaybookof legendary moves. So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awsomeness.

Barney's I Love You
Barney's I Love You

Author:

Publisher: Barney Publishing

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781570647079

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The perfect gift -- a book you can hug! So soft and huggable that you can sleep on it, this cloth book will delight young children!

The Debt to Pleasure
The Debt to Pleasure

Author: John Lanchester

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2001-12-07

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 9780312420369

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A "New York Times" Notable Book, "The Debt to Pleasure" is a wickedly funny ode to food as the novel's snobbish narrator instructs readers in his philosophy on everything from the erotics of dislike to the psychology of the menu.

Barney's 12 Days of Christmas
Barney's 12 Days of Christmas

Author: Guy Davis

Publisher:

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781570642418

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Join Barney as he examines the 12 days before Christmas in a "scent-sational" book that will let children scratch-and-sniff and touch-and-feel their way to the year's most wonderful holiday. Smell gingerbread cookies and popcorn, or help Barney hang up his fuzzy stocking. Color illustrations throughout.

Bingo
Bingo

Author: Gayla Amaral

Publisher: Scholastic

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 9781586682903

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Farmer Barney has a dog and Bingo is his name. Oh! What fun Barney and friends have following Bingo on his romp through the farm. Barney's Sing-Along Stories brings a favorite tune to colorful life. Every dog has his day, and Bingo is having a fun day playing hide-n-seek on the farm with Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and a menagerie of animal friends. As he playfully romps from page to page, the pictures tell the story of the growing ensemble close on his heels (in the fashion of the characters in "The Turnip" story), until they discover that the way to a dog's heart is by giving him a home. Words of the book are the lyrics to one of the most popular children's songs of all times.

Barney's Book of Hugs
Barney's Book of Hugs

Author: Sheryl Leach

Publisher: Scholastic

Published: 1997-01-01

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781570641206

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Everyone needs a hug now and again. Here Barney and his friends explore the different types of hugs and come to the conclusion that all hugs are pretty terrific. Full color. Baby/Preschool.

Barney's Color Surprise
Barney's Color Surprise

Author: Mary Ann Dudko

Publisher: Lyrick Studios

Published: 1993-07-01

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 9781570640070

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The big purple dinosaur paints a picture using all the colors of the rainbow. On board pages.