Barney's Version
Barney's Version

Author: Mordecai Richler

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2011-12-21

Total Pages: 517

ISBN-13: 0307813479

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Charged with comic energy and a steely disregard for any pieties whatsoever, Barney's Version is a major Richler novel, the most personal and feeling book of a long and distinguished career. Told in the first person, it gives us the life (and what a life!) of Barney Panofsky--whose trashy TV company, Totally Useless Productions, has made him a small fortune; whose three wives include a martyred feminist icon, a quintessential JCP (Jewish-Canadian Princess), and the incomparable Miriam, the perfect wife, lover, and mother--alas, now married to another man; who recalls with nostalgia and pain his young manhood in the Paris of the early fifties, and his lifelong passion for wine, women, and the Montreal Canadiens; who either did or didn't murder his best friend, Boogie, after discovering him in bed with The Second Mrs. Panofsky; whose satirical eye for the idiocies of today's Quebec separatists (as well as for every other kind of political correctness) manages to offend his entire acquaintanceship (and will soon be offending readers everywhere); and whose memory--though not his bile--is, in his sixty-seventh year, definitely slipping . . .

The Bro Code
The Bro Code

Author: Barney Stinson

Publisher: Barney Stinson

Published: 2009-10-01

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13:

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About the Author Barney Stinson is an awesome dude who lives in New York City and appears weekly on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother. Matt Kuhn is one of the coolest staff writers for How I Met Your Mother and helps write Barney’s Blog on the show’s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.

The Playbook
The Playbook

Author: Barney Stinson

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-12-11

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 147110463X

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It. Is. On. From the pen of the prolific (and bestselling) author Barney Stinson comes the indispensable guide for every Bro looking to score with The Ladies. Featuring the famous plays including: -The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn -Mrs. Stinsfire -The Ted Mosby -The Time Traveller -The 'SNASA' -The Scuba Diver -The 'He's Not Coming' … and other greatest hits from Barney Stinson's secretPlaybookof legendary moves. So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awsomeness.

The Debt to Pleasure
The Debt to Pleasure

Author: John Lanchester

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2001-12-07

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 9780312420369

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A "New York Times" Notable Book, "The Debt to Pleasure" is a wickedly funny ode to food as the novel's snobbish narrator instructs readers in his philosophy on everything from the erotics of dislike to the psychology of the menu.

The Blue Castle
The Blue Castle

Author: L.M. Montgomery

Publisher: Lindhardt og Ringhof

Published: 2022-07-14

Total Pages: 249

ISBN-13: 8728206517

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29 and unmarried, gasp! - can you think of anything worse? In 1920s rural Canada, Valancy Stirling is considered "past it" and with a controlling, nagging mother and petty gossips for relatives she feels trapped in the life she has ended up in and when she is diagnosed with a terminal heart condition and given a year to live, it seems she will die without ever experiencing happiness. And so, she rebels. She leaves her family home slamming the door as she does and moves in with her old friend Cissy and starts working as a housekeeper. The independence is intoxicating - as is a growing friendship with local man, Barney Snaith. It looks as though Valancy will have love to warm her heart in her final months. But secrets on both sides threaten to ruin things. The intoxicating story of love and loss is perfect for fans of Elizabeth Gaskell and Jodie Picoult. Lucy Maud (L.M.) Montgomery was a Canadian author best known for a series of children's books beginning with 'Anne of Green Gables'. The books were a huge hit in her lifetime and were recently made in the Netflix series 'Anne with an E'. Montgomery published 20 novels, 530 short stories, 500 poems and 30 essays in her lifetime. Most were set in Canada's smallest province, Prince Edward Island.

Barney's 12 Days of Christmas
Barney's 12 Days of Christmas

Author: Guy Davis

Publisher:

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781570642418

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Join Barney as he examines the 12 days before Christmas in a "scent-sational" book that will let children scratch-and-sniff and touch-and-feel their way to the year's most wonderful holiday. Smell gingerbread cookies and popcorn, or help Barney hang up his fuzzy stocking. Color illustrations throughout.

Early Work
Early Work

Author: Andrew Martin

Publisher:

Published: 2018-07-10

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0374146128

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When Peter meets Leslie, a sexual adventurer, he gets a glimpse of what he imagines himself to be: a writer of talent and nerve. Over the course of a Virginia summer, their charged, increasingly intimate friendship opens the door to difficult questions about love and literary ambition

Barney's Book of Hugs
Barney's Book of Hugs

Author: Sheryl Leach

Publisher: Scholastic

Published: 1997-01-01

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781570641206

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Everyone needs a hug now and again. Here Barney and his friends explore the different types of hugs and come to the conclusion that all hugs are pretty terrific. Full color. Baby/Preschool.

Barney's Color Surprise
Barney's Color Surprise

Author: Mary Ann Dudko

Publisher: Lyrick Studios

Published: 1993-07-01

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 9781570640070

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The big purple dinosaur paints a picture using all the colors of the rainbow. On board pages.