Does Christmas always have to be a show? Or do you prefer it home alone? Do you dress for the after-glow? Or Is Christmas a bore and presents all a chore? Does the manger clip your wings? Or is it always time to wallow in seasonal sins? - M.T. Sands teases and delights with Ten Naughty Christmas Stories to lift the festive gloom and doom.
Santa's checked his list twice and has declared these Sexy Bad Boys are Naughty, Nasty and Nice! 12 Erotic Tales in one sizzling anthology. This Christmas collection contains 12 of the sexiest, outrageous Bad Boy Christmas tales you could ever imagine. Seven blazing hot pens... Wielded by 7 dynamic authors- August Storm, Lee Meryl, Shyann Savage, Danee' Daniels, Snow Wynters, Erotika Knight and Brenda Stokes Lee... Who collaborate to produce a sultry, 12 story Christmas anthology. Plainly stated, this Gift Set highlights 12 of the Sexiest Bad Boys who ever celebrated Christmas. Each tale is hotter than the last and guaranteed to satisfy your naughty nature and make you squirm in your seat. This collection is designed to be quick bites of love and lust which will tantalize your erotic taste buds. It is the perfect Holiday quickie and a great gift. Bad Boys of Christmas Anthology contains such Christmas Stories as: 1. What Are You Doing New Years- Two strangers find comfort in each other's arms on a cold, snowy Christmas Eve night. 2. Love by Design- A rich and famous Fashion Designer discovers Christmas Miracles are real and Cupid's arrow can strike anywhere and anytime. 3. A Christmas Gift from the Maestro- A classical piano instructor experiences the piano recital of a lifetime when he decides it's time for his prodigy to play a different instrument. 4. Tis the Seasons Dreams to Come True- A successful young author discovers there is more to success than just money and reclaims precious, lost treasure. 5. All I Want for Christmas- Misdirection, misunderstandings and little white lies threaten to ruin what would become a perfect Christmas. 6. Seduction of Mrs. Claus- Even Santa needs love to keep him warm on a frosty Christmas Eve. 7. Royally Screwed- A young frisky Prince finds a little too much Christmas love and is caught with his hands in the Christmas cookie jar. 8. A New Toy for Christmas- A young attorney gets the ride of her life from a handsome stranger on Christmas Eve. 9. Santa's Coming- A naughty dream about Santa Claus sets the stage for an exciting encounter between a young college student and a lonely divorcee. 10. Santa's Ho, Ho, Hoeing Around- This Santa has been spreading his yuletide log all around and gets a peppermint treat he won't soon forget. 11. Let's Play- Two strangers who meet in a bar one Christmas Eve discover they have something in common. Alone for Christmas they decide to bring in the holiday together. 12. Chance Brought Us together- Stranded in a library in a blizzard, a librarian and a patron make a sexy wager that turns the library into an inferno. *Order now to enjoy your first Christmas Quickie!
Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the North Pole around Christmastime? Does Santa get distracted? Do toy machines break down? Does someone else out there want to destroy Christmas? Well, I’ve wondered about all these things and imagined what could happen, so come and share the adventures with me.
A gleefully dark and well-researched exploration of the history and customs of European Yuletide folklore. How did St Nicholas save children from cannibalism? Who were the Yule Lads and why would they steal your sausages? Why was the Alpine Father Christmas accompanied by a demonic figure called the Krampus who bundled children into sacks and dragged them off to Hell? And why do Spanish nativity scenes often feature a defecating peasant? Over the course of the 20th Century, a universal image developed around the world of Santa Claus as a kindly Christmas visitor but, prior to that, each country, town and community would have Christmas visitors of their own - sometimes human, sometimes animal, sometimes something else entirely - with their own curious set of mythology and customs. The Finns were visited by a pagan goat named Joulupukki that was said to eat anyone who misbehaved. In Iceland, it was said that any child who did not receive an item of new clothing for Christmas would be caught and consumed by the monstrous Christmas Cat! Bad Santascelebrates some of the most imaginative, terrifying and outright curious Christmas figures from across Europe - looking closely at its legacy of disquieting fairy stories. With beautiful black and white line drawings in each chapter, this unusual, entertaining and gleefully dark exploration of seasonal folklore will make an ideal Christmas gift and the perfect book for reading around the fireside.
This holiday, we are offering to you our own Christmas box – filled up to the top with the greatest Christmas novels, magical Christmas tales, legends, most famous carols and the poems dedicated to this one and only holiday: _x000D_ Mr. Pickwick's Christmas (Charles Dickens) _x000D_ The Gift of the Magi (O. Henry)_x000D_ Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ Christmas At Sea (Robert Louis Stevenson)_x000D_ The Savior Must Have Been A Docile Gentleman (Emily Dickinson)_x000D_ The Holy Night (Selma Lagerlöf)_x000D_ A Merry Christmas (Louisa May Alcott)_x000D_ A Letter from Santa Claus (Mark Twain)_x000D_ Shakespeare's Christmas _x000D_ Silent Night_x000D_ The Night After Christmas_x000D_ The Child Born at Bethlehem_x000D_ The Adoration of the Shepherds_x000D_ The Visit of the Wise Men_x000D_ As Joseph Was A-Walking_x000D_ The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ Where Love Is, God Is (Leo Tolstoy) _x000D_ The Three Kings (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) _x000D_ A Christmas Carol (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) _x000D_ The Heavenly Christmas Tree (Fyodor Dostoevsky)_x000D_ The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford)_x000D_ The First Christmas Of New England (Harriet Beecher Stowe)_x000D_ Christmas in the Olden Time (Walter Scott)_x000D_ Christmas In India (Rudyard Kipling)_x000D_ A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens) _x000D_ The Twelve Days of Christmas_x000D_ The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ Ring Out, Wild Bells (Alfred Lord Tennyson)_x000D_ Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett)_x000D_ Black Beauty (Anna Sewell)_x000D_ The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton)_x000D_ Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne)_x000D_ The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin)_x000D_ Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame)_x000D_ The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton)_x000D_ The Christmas Angel (A. Brown)_x000D_ Christmas at Thompson Hall (Anthony Trollope)_x000D_ Christmas Every Day (William Dean Howells)_x000D_ The Lost Word (Henry van Dyke)_x000D_ The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann)_x000D_ The Little Match Girl_x000D_ The Elves and the Shoemaker_x000D_ Mother Holle _x000D_ The Star Talers_x000D_ Snow-White_x000D_ The Christmas Hirelings_x000D_ The Blue Carbuncle_x000D_ An Exciting Christmas Eve_x000D_ The Spirit of Christmas…
The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales: 500+ Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends encapsulates a magnificent tapestry of yuletide narratives, bringing together an array of literary styles ranging from poetry to prose, and short stories to novels. This compilation distinguishes itself by its diversity, traversing through the Victorian sentimentality of Dickens to the rugged American realism of Mark Twain, all the while encapsulating the essence of Christmas. It encompasses myriad themes such as hope, generosity, and the human condition, making this collection not just a celebration of Christmas but a reflection of humanity itself. The anthology serves as a pivotal literary context for understanding the evolution of Christmas narratives across different periods and cultures, showcasing notable works that have shaped the tradition of holiday storytelling. The selected authors in The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales are luminaries from various epochs, each bringing their unique cultural, historical, and literary backgrounds to the collection. Contributors like Charles Dickens and Leo Tolstoy offer insights into the social fabric of their respective times, while poets like William Wordsworth and Henry Wadsworth Longfellow capture the ethereal beauty of the winter season and its festivities. This anthology stands at the crossroads of various literary movements, from Romanticism with its emphasis on emotion and individualism to the detailed character studies of Realism. The sheer variety of authors enriches the collection, offering a panoramic view of Christmas through the ages, wrapped in the personal experiences and artistic visions of each writer. For readers seeking to immerse themselves in the Christmas spirit through a literary lens, The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales offers an unparalleled journey. This anthology is not just a collection of stories and poems; it is an invitation to explore the rich tapestry of Christmas traditions, emotions, and narratives. Through its pages, readers are offered a unique opportunity to engage with multiple perspectives on Christmas, understanding its universal appeal and the various ways it has been celebrated and interpreted. This book is a treasure trove for anyone interested in the cultural history of Christmas, the evolution of holiday literature, and the enduring power of storytelling in shaping our seasonal rituals and memories.
The book continues from the story title Fee of Divination and Meat. On into the Christmas Holidays. The flight of the bukkake bride is sent off of course. To land in the ancient city of Nineveh where she will be spending New Years surrounded by evil. Hypermnestra is on the other side of the river. The world of day and night continues. The devil is released from the bottomless pit for a short season. A deadly instrument comes to life in the womb of a woman. Guilt cannot be found where the holy spirit of prophecy is accused of the crime. Where the spirit is like a cavalry of 200,000 and the womb of the woman becomes in conflict with the third part of man. Includes Aphrodite In A House of Sin in part. Also includes The Fatal Exhibitions in part, and ends with Flusher.
Carte Blanche is a collection of naughty short stories, a series of sly vignettes and comic tableaux, the indulgent companion for idle days by the pool, the longeurs of the airport lounge and the post-industrial metro of the modern world.
Willie Soke and Marcus are professional heist men, that take on the Santa Claus routine for the children at a different shopping mall every year as a front for the opportunity to disable the mall security system, clean out the safe, and then flee on Christmas Eve.
