Asshole Attorney

Asshole Attorney

Author: Douglas J Wood

Publisher:

Published: 2018-05

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 9780998861746

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"Doug, I been practicin' law for fifty years. And I learned a long time ago, there ain't no such word as 'attorney' or 'lawyer'. It's 'asshole attorney' or 'fuckin' lawyer.' " Author Douglas Wood first heard that advice from a southern lawyer nearly forty years ago. It was his inspiration to write Asshole Attorney, a book of observations and reflections over his lifetime and legal career. A self-proclaimed "Army Brat," Doug moved to eight different homes throughout his childhood. His last move from Hawaii to Rutherford, NJ was a tough one, especially when faced with years of cold, snowy winters in lieu of sandy beaches and warm sunsets. His madcap journey included college in Rhode Island, three law degrees, working with out-of-control rock stars, dealing with international crises in the dark alleys of Eastern Europe, and a partnership in one of the world's leading law firms. Readers will be charmed by Wood's candor and humor and will laugh aloud at his sharp, witty commentary as he navigates the pathways of his life and the jungles of his profession


The Law is an Ass

The Law is an Ass

Author: Paul Brennan

Publisher: Apek Publishing

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 0975838202

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Provides an easy, jargon free overview of Australian law that is suitable for the corporate warrior, small business owner or interested amateur.


Letters of Note

Letters of Note

Author: Shaun Usher

Publisher: Canongate Books

Published: 2021-10-28

Total Pages: 641

ISBN-13: 1838856161

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Letters of Note, the book based on the beloved website of the same name, became an instant classic on publication in 2013, selling hundreds of thousands of copies. This new edition sees the collection of the world's most entertaining, inspiring and unusual letters updated with fourteen riveting new missives and a new introduction from curator Shaun Usher. From Virginia Woolf's heart-breaking suicide letter to Queen Elizabeth II's recipe for drop scones sent to President Eisenhower; from the first recorded use of the expression 'OMG' in a letter to Winston Churchill, to Gandhi's appeal for calm to Hitler; and from Iggy Pop's beautiful letter of advice to a troubled young fan, to Leonardo da Vinci's remarkable job application letter, Letters of Note is a celebration of the power of written correspondence which captures the humour, seriousness, sadness and brilliance that make up all of our lives.


What Were You Thinking?

What Were You Thinking?

Author: Mark A. Barondess

Publisher: Phoenix Books

Published: 2005-12-01

Total Pages: 326

ISBN-13: 1614670641

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THE BOOK YOU MUST READ BEFORE YOU MARRY...OR DIVORCE Wouldn't it be nice if you could sit down with an attorney who normally charges $600 per hour and receive expert legal advice on what is no doubt one of the biggest decisions you will ever make in your life? Here is your chance. Mark A. Barondess has written an absolutely indispensable guide for anyone considering coupling...or uncoupling. Filled with hilarious anecdotes, solid legal advice and tricks of the trade you will not find anywhere else, this is THE must-have guide to what everyone needs to know when it comes to the legal ramifications of relationships, marriage and divorce. Not only will you get the benefit of Mark's 20 years as a top family law practitioner, you will also receive exclusive candid advice from some of Mark's friends including Larry King, Dr. Phil, Montel Williams, legal legend Robert Shapiro, comedic great Lewis Black, and even rock star Gene Simmons. They all weigh in with their unique thoughts and advice on marriage and divorce. “Many of life’s greatest rewards are bestowed upon those who take the biggest risks. However, before you take any great risk, you should at least have a basic appreciation of the potential consequences of your decision. So pull up a seat, and let's have a conversation. No need to rush—the clock isn't running. Tell me, honestly...what were you thinking??”


A Perfect Lie

A Perfect Lie

Author: Lisa Renee Jones

Publisher: Julie Patra Publishing

Published: 2022-08-09

Total Pages: 312

ISBN-13:

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Secrets. Lies. A man. There's always a man. And there's always a truth to be told. I'm Hailey Anne Monroe. I’m twenty-eight years old. An artist, who found her muse on the canvas because I wasn’t allowed to have friends or even keep a journal. And yes, if you haven’t guessed by now, I’m that Hailey Anne Monroe, daughter to Thomas Frank Monroe, the man who was a half-percentage point from becoming President of the United States. If you were able to ask him, he’d probably tell you that I was the half point. But you can’t ask him, and he can’t tell you. He’s dead. They’re all dead and now I can speak.


The Attorneys Wife

The Attorneys Wife

Author: JC Bennett Jr.

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2022-05-11

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 1669820513

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From the first victim, a longtime friend of hers, she knew she needed other victims. It is the first time she felt alive. It became a need, a desire that she couldn’t let go. It also excited her husband as well. Helping her with his power, each killing made her want more. She kept them, loved them, and killed them. They were unnoticed until Detective Geronimo Deacon Jones came into the picture. He needed to find them as much as they needed to kill.


Law Enforcement and the INS

Law Enforcement and the INS

Author: George Weissinger

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2017-03-29

Total Pages: 230

ISBN-13: 0761869026

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This book updates prior research that utilized the perceptions of criminal investigators of the Immigration & Naturalization Service (INS), and compares these perceptions with immigration enforcement priorities that were implemented post 911, through the Obama Administration up to the Trump presidency. The legacy INS attempted to provide both a service and control function, which made it difficult for INS investigators to fulfill their mission of interior enforcement of the immigration laws. Other problems that surfaced included organizational relations, as well as notions about professionalism, which affected recruitment, retention, training, and worker expectations. The creation of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) should have addressed these issues relating to immigration enforcement with the intent of solving some of the underlying problems. However, policies and ideological issues exacerbated efforts to enforce the immigration laws. The updated material in this third edition discusses how the interaction between an organization and the environment in which it operates, contributes to effectiveness with specific reference to the organization’s stated mission, A review of immigration laws and agency policies, including executive orders, priorities, the impact of sanctuary cities, and consideration of the wider variables impacting illegal migration among other issues, were also analyzed.