An Ocelot in an Underwear Drawer
An Ocelot in an Underwear Drawer

Author: Christopher Scott Ford

Publisher: WestBow Press

Published: 2017-02-27

Total Pages: 331

ISBN-13: 1512775487

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Chris took a long time to learn something wonderful . . . In an honest and intimate storytelling style, Chris relives triumphs, catastrophes, and plenty of moments that fell somewhere in between. With a friendly and nostalgic voice, he unfolds his adventures and misadventures one by one, has us laughing at times and choking back a tear at others, and shows us a good time along the way. From a lonely playground sandbox to a high, snowy mountaintop; from raging whitewater, exciting baseball tournaments, and mysterious lava tunnels to the terrors of Junior High; from the bleak bottom of too many booze bottles to the joyful realization that there is a God who loves him, this warm, funny, heart-tugging, and inspiring collection of adventures provides us with vivid reminders of the value of family, the strength of tenacity, the power of faith, the need for forgiveness, and the importance of always striving to be an ocelot in an underwear drawer.

Invisible Monsters Remix
Invisible Monsters Remix

Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2012-06-11

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 0393084035

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For the first time in hardcover, an expanded, radically refashioned "director's cut" of a favorite Chuck Palahniuk novel. Injected with new material and special design elements, Invisible Monsters Remix fulfills Chuck Palahniuk’s original vision for his 1999 novel, turning a daring satire on beauty and the fashion industry into an even more wildly unique reading experience. Palahniuk’s fashion-model protagonist has it all—boyfriend, career, loyal best friend—until an accident destroys her face, her ability to speak, and her self-esteem. Enter Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme, one operation away from becoming a bona-fide woman. Laced in are new chapters of memoir and further scenes with the book’s characters. Readers will jump between chapters, reread the book to understand the dissolve between fiction and fact, and decipher the playful book design, embarking on a ride they’ll never forget. All type irregularities in the text are intended.

Invisible Monsters: A Novel
Invisible Monsters: A Novel

Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2011-03-21

Total Pages: 297

ISBN-13: 0393341429

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"A harrowing, perverse, laugh-aloud funny rocket ride of catastrophes…Gutsy, terse and cunning, Invisible Monsters may emerge as Palahniuk’s strongest book." —Greg Berkman, Seattle Times She’s a fashion model who has everything: a boyfriend, a career, a loyal best friend. But when a sudden freeway "accident" leaves her disfigured and incapable of speech, she goes from being the beautiful center of attention to being an invisible monster, so hideous that no one will acknowledge she exists. Enter Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme, one operation away from becoming a real woman, who will teach her that reinventing yourself means erasing your past and making up something better. And that salvation hides in the last places you’ll ever want to look.

Can't Prove Shift
Can't Prove Shift

Author: Keira Blackwood

Publisher: Paramour Press

Published:

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13:

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Caitlyn Moreno’s no stranger to trouble. It’s part of the job for any cat burglar, let alone a thief who’s literally a cat. Well, ocelot shifter. No lock is beyond her capabilities, no mark beyond her reach. When rumor has it that the priceless Vandervelt brooch will be kept for two nights in a hotel safe, guarded by shifter mafia, Lyn is compelled to make it hers. One mistake could cost Lyn her life, or worse, land her drugged, tossed in a crate, and dressed as… a bride? When Tribunal enforcer Mason Blake returns home to his Alaskan cabin from a stressful assignment, he looks forward to a peaceful, quiet break. Alone. But a surprise late-night delivery leaves the anti-social polar bear shifter in an impossible situation—a gorgeous woman on his doorstep. Shut the door or let her in? Either way, she’s bound to be trouble. Additional keywords: pnr, werebears, shapeshifter, romantic, steamy paranormal romance, fated mates, supernatural romance, mail order bride book, mistaken identity romance, grumpy hero, polar bear shifter

The Protectors Unlimited
The Protectors Unlimited

Author: Keira Blackwood

Publisher: Paramour Press

Published:

Total Pages: 443

ISBN-13:

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A misdelivered mail-order bride and a broody bear shifter. A cynical human and the greatest action hero to ever grace the shifter world. A sassy troublemaker and a grumpy dragon. What do you get when you toss them all together and throw in a mischievous wish-granting sprite? The Protectors Unlimited! This set contains the first three books in The Protectors Unlimited series. Expect edge-of-your-seat action, silly shenanigans, scorching love scenes, happily ever afters, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. Better bring a big stick. Can't Prove Shift Suave as Shift In Deep Shift Additional keywords: box set, boxed set, pnr, werebear, shapeshifter, romantic, steamy paranormal romance, fated mates, shifters, paranormal romcom, funny shifter romance, dragon shifter books, magic

The Valley of the Latin Bear
The Valley of the Latin Bear

Author: Alexander Lenard

Publisher:

Published: 1965

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13:

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"Life in a remote Brazilian valley--the delightful recollections of the doctor who created Winnie Ille Pu [Latin translation of Winnie-the-Pooh]"--dust-jacket.

Waterways
Waterways

Author: Kyell Gold

Publisher: Kyell Gold

Published: 2010-12

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13: 0983265224

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Kory was having enough trouble in high school. His girlfriend just dumped him, his poetry made him a target for ridicule, and college applications were looming. The very last thing he needed was to fall in love with another boy.Waterways is the complete novel from award-winning author Kyell Gold that includes his beloved story "Aquifers". Join Kory as his feelings and faith collide, washing away the life he knew. His brother Nick, friends Samaki and Malaya, and Father Joe are there to help, but it's Kory who has to navigate the thrills and perils of the new waterways that make up his life.At stake? Nothing much -- just a chance at true love and happiness. And he still has to graduate from high school...

Ribofunk
Ribofunk

Author: Paul Di Filippo

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2014-04-01

Total Pages: 121

ISBN-13: 1497613248

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Tackling genetic engineering, “Di Filippo’s effervescent prose can provoke both hilarity and haunting reflections on our species’ possible fate” (Publishers Weekly). Ribofunk contains eleven masterful and surprising works of imagination. In all of them, biology is the science that drives the engine of life and of story: the Protein Police patrol for renegade gene‐splicers; part‐human sea creatures live in the Great Lakes and clean up toxic spills; a river has become sentient; there is a bodyguard who is part wolverine and a thrill‐seeker climbs a skyscraper and gets stuck, literally.

Anagram Solver
Anagram Solver

Author: Bloomsbury Publishing

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 719

ISBN-13: 1408102579

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Anagram Solver is the essential guide to cracking all types of quiz and crossword featuring anagrams. Containing over 200,000 words and phrases, Anagram Solver includes plural noun forms, palindromes, idioms, first names and all parts of speech. Anagrams are grouped by the number of letters they contain with the letters set out in alphabetical order so that once the letters of an anagram are arranged alphabetically, finding the solution is as easy as locating the word in a dictionary.