A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody

A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody

Author: Rod Mandelli

Publisher: Gayrotica Press

Published:

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13:

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The holiday classic has never been quite this fabulous! It's now the gayest Christmas story ever told. This modern gay adaptation of A Christmas Carol is filled with humor, dirty double entendres, and just the right amount of "Bah, humpstud!" This irreverent parody starts off with miserly Ebeneezer Scrooge refusing to let his underpaid, under-appreciated employee Bob Cratchit turn up the heat in the drafty office on Christmas Eve, pointing out that there are other ways for Bob to keep warm and keep his job at the same time! The fun continues from there with new twists on all your favorite classic characters and situations. Enjoy an all gay cast of characters along with the familiar structure, lines of classic dialogue, and the overall story of redemption you remember from the original. Read A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody - you'll have a dickens of a time! Editor's Note: This version contains the full modern gay adaptation of A Christmas Carol without the explicit scenes found in Rod Mandelli's raunchier version. If you would prefer the version with graphic gay sex descriptions, please look for the title A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol: The Complete Collection.


A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol

A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol

Author: Rod Mandelli

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-12-03

Total Pages: 270

ISBN-13: 9781494308759

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This edition includes all twelve erotic short stories in the "Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol" series. The holiday classic has never been quite this fabulous! It's now the gayest, sexiest Christmas story ever told. This modern gay sex adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" is filled with humor, dirty double entendres, just the right amount of "Bah, humpstud," and plenty of hot man to man action. This irreverent parody starts off with miserly Dickteaser Splooge refusing to let his underpaid, under-appreciated employee, Bob Crotchlick turn up the heat in the drafty office on Christmas Eve, pointing out that there are other ways for Crotchlick to keep warm and keep his job at the same time. The erotic fun continues from there with new twists on classic characters featuring all your favorites including Tiny Twink, Flaming Fred, the ghost of Jacob Jism, and the three XXX-Mas Spirits. Stories included are: #1 - The Silver Haired Daddy Boss & The Sexy Employee #2 - Hot Guys Going At It During A Snowstorm #3 - College Roommate Friends Become Lovers #4 - The Spirit of XXX-Mas Past #5 - The Naked CEO & The Horny Freshmen Interns #6 - The Spirit of XXX-Mas Present #7 - Tiny Twink, Naughty Or Nice? #8 - Three Heads Are Better Than Two #9 - The XXX-Mas Party #10 - The Spirit of XXX-Mas Future #11 - Sex Between Strangers #12 - Merry XXX-Mas Enjoy an all gay cast of characters along with the familiar structure, lines of classic dialogue, and the overall story of redemption you remember from the original. Plus, the raunchy gay sex scenes will leave you sweating even on the coldest winter day. Read "A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol" - you'll have a dickens of a time!


A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol: The Complete Collection

A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol: The Complete Collection

Author: Rod Mandelli

Publisher: Gayrotica Press

Published:

Total Pages: 222

ISBN-13:

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Contains all twelve erotic short stories in the Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol series presented as a complete novel. Featuring naughty gay versions of your favorite characters, the holiday classic has never been quite this fabulous! It's now the gayest, sexiest Christmas story ever told. This modern gay sex adaptation of A Christmas Carol is filled with humor, dirty double entendres, just the right amount of "Bah, humpstud," and plenty of hot man to man action. In addition to the cast of hot gay characters, enjoy the familiar structure, lines of classic dialogue, and the overall story of redemption you remember from the original. The raunchy gay sex scenes will leave you sweating even on the coldest winter day. Read A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol - you'll have a dickens of a time!


Covenant and Calling

Covenant and Calling

Author: Robert Song

Publisher: SCM Press

Published: 2014-09-24

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 0334051908

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No other issue in recent times has proved as potentially divisive for the churches as that of same-sex relationships. At the same time as many countries have been moving towards legal recognition of civil partnerships or same-sex marriage, Christian responses have tended towards either finding alliances with proponents of conservative social mores, or providing what amounts to theological endorsement of secular liberal values.


A Christmas Carl

A Christmas Carl

Author: Ryan Field

Publisher: Magnus Books

Published: 2016-12-15

Total Pages: 190

ISBN-13: 9781626013315

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If you believe in Christmas miracles, second chances, and absolute love, this remarkable gay retelling of the classic Christmas Carol will guide you through one man's quest to recapture everything he thought he'd stopped loving, and everything he never thought he'd love again. Wealthy Carl Smite, owner of a high-end Antiques store in Greenwich Village, hates Christmas so much he takes the last dollar bill from a sick delivery boy with one leg on Christmas Eve. Carl despises everything that is good and pure about Christmas, including the fact that his employee devotes his time to handing out free dinners at a homeless shelter. But when Carl goes to sleep on Christmas Eve, he never expects to receive a visit from the ghost of his former business partner, Marty Keller. Marty explains that Carl will have a visit from three Christmas Ghosts that night. The solemn Ghost of Christmas Past takes Carl back to a Christmas when he was in love with the most wonderful man in the world. The beautiful Ghost of Christmas Present shows Carl what happened to the love of his life and introduces him to the son he never knew he had. And the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, who is actually the flamboyant ghost of gay icon Quentin Crisp, shows Carl what will happen to him, and all the people he loves, if he doesn't start loving again. And while Carl is working through a Christmas Eve he'll never forget, the romance moves toward a joyful climax of enlightenment and transition as he searches for the true meaning of life and hope.


The Joy of Gay Sex

The Joy of Gay Sex

Author: Charles Silverstein

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-03-17

Total Pages: 356

ISBN-13: 006179595X

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For a new century and a new generation of readers comes a fully revised and expanded edition of a classic guide to gay sex, love, and life. Featuring 50 new illustrations. One of the touchstones of the emerging gay consciousness when it was first published in the 70’s, and a standard reference for gay men throughout the 80’s and 90’s, The Joy of Gay Sex has informed countless men about the ins and outs of gay life, love, and pleasure. A full decade has now passed since the last update, and while the gay community has seen improved treatments for AIDS, more positive media coverage, new forums for the expression of community, and more favorable laws, there continues to be an urgent need for this book’s brand of positive and responsible advice. Invaluable not only as a sex guide but as a resource on building self-esteem, and a coming out guide for young gay men, The Joy of Gay Sex addresses the many emotional and relationship-oriented issues in gay life, from long-term couples and one-night stands, to loneliness and growing older. It also serves as a general reference on a number of diverse topics, including living wills and insurance.


The Naked CEO

The Naked CEO

Author: Alex Malley

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

Published: 2014-09-17

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 073031460X

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The Naked CEO's guide to achieving your dream, starting now From suspended schoolboy to disruptive CEO, Alex Malley, The Naked CEO, has led a life rich in successes and mistakes. Through it all he has learned a lot about what it takes to successfully build not only a big career, but also a big life. Gain insights from a successful CEO who's lived a big life. Be inspired by his unabashed real-life stories. Learn how to dream big and have the courage to pursue your passions and be willing to fail in that quest. Take the practical tips and apply them to your own career. Whether you're a student, jobseeker, professional, new to the workforce or just stuck in a rut, this book is your guide through the hurdles of the career journey to a big life. As a father of seven, Alex knows that this is the perfect book for parents or mentors looking to inspire the next generation. Career-readiness is a skill that people need. It can be learned the hard way, after years on the job and many potentially serious missteps, or it can be learned ahead of time by listening to those who have been there. The Naked CEO helps graduates, jobseekers, and professionals learn the lessons and limit their mistakes. Learn how to: Become a leader Successfully stand out and get noticed Harness the power of being yourself Network and create a profile Establish rapport with colleagues and turn around an under-performing team Get organised, spot opportunities, and learn how to say no Set priorities, build confidence, learn how to delegate, and more The Naked CEO is the truth you need to build a big life.


A Christmas Memory

A Christmas Memory

Author: Truman Capote

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2014-10-28

Total Pages: 49

ISBN-13: 0385392761

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A reminiscence of a Christmas shared by a seven-year-old boy and a sixtyish childlike woman, with enormous love and friendship between them.


The Christmas Carol Murders

The Christmas Carol Murders

Author: Christopher Lord

Publisher: Harrison Thurman Book

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780985323608

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It's the holiday season in Dickens Junction, Oregon. Local bookstore owner Simon Alastair is getting ready for the community's annual celebration of Charles Dickens's well-known story. But when a mysterious stranger shows up in the Junction and is murdered hours later, Simon begins to suspect that his little community has been targeted for destruction by a shadowy organization. With the support of Zach, a dashing young magazine reporter, Simon decides to investigate the crime himself. When a second murder follows, Simon must confront the worst question of all: which of his friends and business associates is a ruthless murderer? The Christmas Carol Murders is the first of an exciting new cozy mystery series combining the atmosphere of a classic Agatha Christie puzzle, the deft touch of Charlotte MacLeod, a hint of Oscar Wilde's humor, and the literary spirit of the great Charles Dickens.