A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra

A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra

Author: Nick Harris

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2011-10-31

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 1843177889

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It's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time, and Nick Harris has collected together a bumper batch of the best jokes that are guaranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles.


Man Walks into a Bar

Man Walks into a Bar

Author: Stephen Arnott

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-05-10

Total Pages: 448

ISBN-13: 1646043715

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Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime


A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

Author: Michael Lewis

Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal

Published: 2005-03-10

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 1603762094

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Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Featuring classic stories and wisecracks along with brand-new jokes, A Guy Walks Into a Bar will reduce you, your friends, and your family to tears of laughter. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes and the teetotalers who drive them home, the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic "bartoons" at the opening of each chapter, A Guy Walks Into a Bar is the perfect party takealong or barside companion, deserving pride of place next to your cocktail shaker and jar of olives.


Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes

Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes

Author: Cheryl Charming

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2006-10-01

Total Pages: 227

ISBN-13: 1402250045

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Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes is a new approach to the top-selling bartending category, providing readers with all of the insider tips they need to become a top-shelf bartender—at home or as a career. Packed full of fun illustrations, hints, tricks, tips and recipes, Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes is a one-stop reference for readers looking for a fun-filled, practical guide on how to tend bar full time, part time or party time!


Dyslexia is My Superpower (Most of the Time)

Dyslexia is My Superpower (Most of the Time)

Author: Margaret Rooke

Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers

Published: 2017-09-21

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 1784506060

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In more than 100 interviews, children and young adults reveal their personal tips and tactics for honing the creative benefits of dyslexia, enabling them to thrive in school and beyond. Strategies include ways to develop confidence and self-belief. The contributors have outlined specific approaches they feel have helped them, and others that haven't. The book contains stunning illustrations by 8-18 year olds with dyslexia. The first-hand accounts are inspiring in the way they normalise dyslexia and reveal the many success stories. There is an additional section for professionals who work in education or special learning environments, with advice given by school students themselves.


Sh*ts and Giggles

Sh*ts and Giggles

Author: Katie Adams

Publisher: Castle Point Books

Published: 2018-04-10

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 1250164109

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A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you?re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have "loo lit" book on the market. --


What Is This Thing Called Language?

What Is This Thing Called Language?

Author: David Nunan

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2012-11-01

Total Pages: 239

ISBN-13: 1350308013

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Written by eminent linguist David Nunan, this concise text immerses readers in the complex, curious and continually evolving phenomenon that is at the centre of everything we do: language. It can be fascinating, puzzling and entertaining – and sometimes all of these at the same time. Featuring entertaining anecdotes and interesting examples throughout, this book introduces readers to the foundations of language, namely its sounds, words and grammar, before illustrating how language is used in different ways in a variety of contexts. Fully updated and revised for the second edition, it covers a wide range of topics, including language variation and culture, second language acquisition and bilingualism. Students, teachers and non-specialists alike will enjoy this engaging and 'un-put-down-able' introduction to language and linguistics. Assuming no prior knowledge of applied or theoretical linguistics, it will appeal to anyone with an interest in language. New to this Edition: - Illustrated with examples taken from a range of different languages - New content on language and culture, language variation, second language acquisition, bilingualism and the impact of globalization on language use


Old Mr. Settle's Guide to Bar Humor

Old Mr. Settle's Guide to Bar Humor

Author: Martin Settle

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2024-04-15

Total Pages: 99

ISBN-13:

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Old Mr. Settle’s Guide to Bar Humor is a compact compendium of humor found around bars. The author was not only a bartender but a son of two generations of bartenders. His knowledge of jokes, poems, pranks, tricks, and toasts are encyclopedic. Mr. Settle tries to condense his comic knowledge into this volume with humor both old and new, refined and bawdy, and visual and verbal. The bar setting is a place where customers expect to be entertained, and bartenders who can entertain make the best tips. But a tip for the reader of the material in this book is that you, too, can be the center of attention in many places besides bars – parties, dates, coffee klatches, and even business meetings. By a thorough reading and practice of this book’s content, you can lighten up many occasions. What you can expect to find in Old Mr. Settle’s Guide to Bar Humor: • old jokes – old jokes never die; they just get recycled • new jokes – about current politics and social issues • cartoons – designed by the author • visuals – for bar tricks, for physical humor and for bar pranks • bawdy poems – for toasts and for recitation • And much, much more __________________________________________ This book gets better and better in my company. -Jack Daniels Enter into the world of drunkenness without drinking. Thich Cold Duc Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? -WC Fields Some of these jokes are real knockouts. -Mickey Finn Settle has accomplished a zaniness in this book in what usually takes a night of steady drinking. -Tom Collins If you like your humor neat, this book is for you. – Jim Beam Warning: Old Mr. Settle’s Guide to Bar Humor may have humor that is offensive. -P.C. Barnum