3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles

Author: Charles Foxgrover

Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal

Published: 2009-08-26

Total Pages: 546

ISBN-13: 1603762078

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National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.

Lowering the Bar
Lowering the Bar

Author: Marc Galanter

Publisher: Univ of Wisconsin Press

Published: 2006-10-10

Total Pages: 450

ISBN-13: 0299213536

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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.

Secretly Inside
Secretly Inside

Author: Hans Warren

Publisher: Terrace Books

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 584

ISBN-13: 9780299209803

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In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.

Health Education Ideas and Activities
Health Education Ideas and Activities

Author: Roger F. Puza

Publisher: Human Kinetics

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13: 9780736059824

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"Health Education Ideas and Activities" contains these time saving features: Specific ready-to-use assessments for easily building accountability into your teaching; Over 200 handouts and 20 tests; A handy CD-ROM containing all the reproducibles for quick access; A lesson idea finder for quickly locating the content you need.

More Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes...No Two Are Alike
More Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes...No Two Are Alike

Author: Janet Lanese

Publisher: Delacorte Press

Published: 2013-05-22

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 0307488381

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No one gives comfort, love, and laughter like a grandma can! “Your grandma and your dog will always love you no matter what you do,” says Matthew, age ten. From the mouths of babes and grandmas comes this irresistible sequel to the beloved Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes. Here is an all-new treasury of wise, witty, and wonderful sayings and advice from veteran grandmas, first-timers, and grandmothers-in-waiting--including such famous names as Sophia Loren, Maya Angelou, and Barbara Bush. Here are hilarious and heartwarming observations, plus wisdom for negotiating the sometimes delicate challenges of grandparenting. Don’t miss . . . • The secrets of staying young with your grandchildren • Grandma Jan’s gentle but hard-won wisdom • The fountain of youth--and other things only grandmas know • What children really think about their grandmothers And more!

Riddles for Kids
Riddles for Kids

Author: Annabelle Erikson

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-04-23

Total Pages: 79

ISBN-13: 9781095698655

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When you have me you want to share me, but if you share me then you no longer have me. What am I? A Secret. It is also no secret that laughter can be the best medicine. I mean, don't you tend to connect best over laughter? Kids can often times tell the best jokes that have us laughing all together. Why? Because jokes, which equals laughter, connect us with everyone; with friends, family members, even strangers! In this book, you will discover many great laughs for all ages: Door knock your way to the very best knock knock jokes Word trickery with these play on words Pun intended! Riddle me this! Each section is broken into age specific chapters Ages 5 to 8 Ages 9 to 12 Ages 13 to 15 "But how do I know they will cause me to laugh?" You don't. Here's why. Not ALL jokes register with EVERYONE. Some you will find not funny, some will be ok, and some will be hilarious! Take the ones you like the most. Like this one: Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baaaa-hamas! Or this one: What do ghosts eat the most of in the summer? I scream. Those two always make ME laugh. There are many many more that will get you laughing TODAY. Scroll up and click BUY ME.