Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Jack Goldstein blasts his humour cannon at you in this side-splitting collection of 101 amazing jokes about animals. Organised into categories such as farm animals, cats and dogs, horses and even dinosaurs, budding comedians will have an animal joke for every occasion. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude? She always said Neigh!
Jokes 101 is a new and different view of the best jokes and interesting observations on 107 separate topics from accountants to zombies. If you are looking for funny, clean jokes on a specific topic, just select the jokes that best suit your purpose. If you are required to say a few words or give a speech, a well-chosen joke or observation will put your audience in a more receptive mood and make your appearance unforgettable and unique. If you’re talking to a group of barbers, try, “I received an expensive comb as a gift. I thanked my girlfriend and said, ‘I’ll never part with it.’” When speaking to a group of doctors, what can you say? Knowing the current zombie craze, try, “When he told the ladies that he was Doctor Jekyll, they all wanted to Hyde.” When speaking about family, try, “Here’s a statement that breaks a mother’s heart: ‘Mommy, I missed the school bus.’” If singing is a topic, try, “My daughter sang a duet with our dog; it was a howling success.” That’s enough punishment for now. Will you be a hit, the proverbial life of the party, based on your singularly entertaining and informative discussions or speeches using the jokes or observations stolen from this, in all modesty, semibombastic, fantastic material in Jokes 101? PS: I don’t know anyone who can do me a bit of good, so no important person has endorsed this book; you’ll just have to think positive.
The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Animal Jokes! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of animals jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids': In this book, you will find: 100+ Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles 35+ Funny Illustrations No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot! *** Q: Where do a bull and cow take their calves when they go on a holiday? A: The aMOOsement park! *** A man sits down in a movie theater when he sees a penguin walk in, who sits down in the seat next to him. "Are you really a penguin?" the man asks, surprised. "I am", said the penguin. "What are you doing at this movie?", the man then asked. The penguin replied, "Well, I liked the book." *** Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other animal jokes. Finally, this animal jokes and riddles book also contains a bonus chapter with 11 jokes from one of my other Jokes books. So, are you ready for the funniest animal jokes you have ever come across? PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback! Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.
Funny Cat Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! MEOW! MEOW! Q: How does a cat buy food? A: Usually purr can. MEOW! MEOW! Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left? A: None. They were all copy cats! Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
Welcome to The School of Hijinks, Malarkey & Outlandish Pranks (SHMOP), where middle graders learn the fine art of pranking and practical joking. Inside, you’ll become a pro at pretending your finger broke off, filling your friend’s doughnut with sour cream, putting bubble wrap under the toilet seat, and more! Each chapter in this ultimate book for young pranksters includes hilarious tricks to master and essential skills for creating your own family-friendly pranks and physical comedy stunts, such as: goofy faces silly voices painless pratfalls side-splitting props gross outs and more! By the end of this book, readers will have a set of tools in their prank belt to pull hundreds of practical jokes on their friends and family. Includes 101 pranks plus zillions that you can create on your own!
This side-splitting collection of 101 of the spookiest jokes you have ever heard is scarily funny! Jack Goldstein drops his Hilarity-bomb on children of all ages with this amazing book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories such as mummies, skeletons and witches so you have a spooky joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. Why don't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs...