1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Michael Kilgarriff

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 1986-11-12

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 0345334817

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Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.


Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 144124302X

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.


Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2007-01-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736933050

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What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.


Kids Write Jokes

Kids Write Jokes

Author: Kidswritejokes

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781524851996

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@KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids" they explained... so we've collected them here instead


Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Zondervan,

Publisher: Zonderkidz

Published: 2016-02-02

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0310750636

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Knock, knock! [Who’s there?] Lots of. [Lots of who?] Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids! This collection of kid-friendly jokes will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you’re stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. This compilation of over 250 jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is great for all joke tellers and listeners, and readers ages 6-10 years old and includes: Family-friendly jokes A wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations that add to the fun Perplexing yet funny riddles Bonus Q&A jokes Let your family and friends in on this joke, and enjoy hours of laughter together!


Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book

Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book

Author: Them Them Kids

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-12-11

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 9781674499598

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Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book Give your kids the gift of humor! The Knock Knock Jokes for Kids book is the perfect introduction to telling jokes and humor. Early Reader Book Do you have a child who is starting to read? The knock knock book makes a GREAT early reader book featuring large print and pictures thru-out. This joke book was designed to entertain and not overwhelm the beginner reader. With over 100 pages, there is plenty to read and kid jokes to tell! Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Filled to the brim with silliness, these laugh out loud jokes for kids will be read and recited to family and friends. Write Your Own Jokes Because reading jokes is super fun, but teach your child the art of creative thinking and writing by using the template at the end of the book for your kids to write their own jokes! With an easy to fill in knock knock joke guide, your child will be able to fill in their own words for their own jokes! Encourage Communication In addition to helping your child read, the knock knock jokes book is perfect in helping encourage your child to communicate by telling jokes. Have them bring the book to the grandparent's house and to tell jokes or to share with a friend. Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book is the perfect joke book featuring: Great for Beginner Readers - Large print, illustrations and simple design for early readers. Perfect Bonding Time for Siblings - Get brother and sister involved in the laughter. Encourages Communication, Creative Writing and Thinking - Writing prompts for the future comedian. Perfect Book for Travel - Keep the kids busy on your next road trip or airplane ride. Makes a GREAT Gift for Kids -Chock full of funny kid jokes for all ages. Have your kids getting their sillies out by laughing, learning, reading and sharing for hours with the Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book!


Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2006-02-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736932534

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"Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes. This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.


The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book

The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book

Author: Aileen Weintraub

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2004-08-06

Total Pages: 417

ISBN-13: 1605504750

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Guaranteed to leave you in stitches! If you can't resist shouting out "Who's there?" on cue, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as: Once Upon a Knock Knock When Fun Comes a Knockin' Tied Up in Knock Knocks Knock Knock Your Socks Off Who's That Knockin'? Packed full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book proves that laughter really is the best medicine!