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Author: Alex Brian
Publisher:
Published: 2015-05-23
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781512351491
DOWNLOAD EBOOKZombies And Zombie Lovers! Put your hands together for the "Zombie of all Zombies" -- FartiniIn this book you'll meet Fartini who has great powers that no other zombie has. Read this book now to discover the misadventures of the farting zombie. Don't forget to have fun as you and your friends laugh out loud at the hilariously misadventures of Fartini
Author: Holly Michele
Publisher: Zombies for Kids
Published: 2023-08-25
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781958761342
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEver wonder what happens when a zombie farts? Zombie farts are stinky, like most farts, but they come from deep within their belly and they are very, very smelly. Two children find out just how stinky and smelly zombie farts can be when they run into a zombie that likes to toot - a lot!
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2013-12-13
Total Pages: 60
ISBN-13: 1624544983
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThink you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Author: Kevin Bolger
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2009-11-25
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 1101184582
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThings really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!
Author: Darrin Mason
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2015-11-20
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 9781519447340
DOWNLOAD EBOOKI WOULD SMELL 500 FARTS, AND I WOULD SMELL 500 MORE ... This grossly hilarious and wonderfully illustrated cartoon book by award-winning and professionally-published cartoonist Darrin Mason is perfect for all ages and reading levels. It tells the story of a fart pushed out by Zac the Zombie. Its a smelly killer that makes its way out to the garden where it comes across a 500 pound fairy. The resulting hilarity is hilarious beyond anyone's wildest imagination and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the enormous power of a fart born of several cans of baked beans. Cartoon picture books as they should be.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2013-08-24
Total Pages: 30
ISBN-13: 1624544827
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCould the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2020-01-24
Total Pages: 27
ISBN-13: 1393361803
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2016-04-24
Total Pages: 24
ISBN-13: 153375828X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!
Author: Donald Rump
Publisher: Donald Rump
Published: 2014-05-18
Total Pages: 30
ISBN-13: 1624545181
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHelen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.
Author: Kevin Bolger
Publisher: Razorbill
Published: 2019-05-07
Total Pages: 434
ISBN-13: 1984836617
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBolger's hit middle-grade novels "Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger" and "Zombiekins" are printed together in a single volume for the first time.
