Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids
Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2012-10-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736942955

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All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books. Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest. The Cologne Ranger. Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.

The Best of the Good Clean Jokes
The Best of the Good Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2013-08-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0736952446

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A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.

The Little Book of Big Laughs
The Little Book of Big Laughs

Author: Donna Goodrich

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2014-10-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736959025

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Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”

It's Kind of a Funny Story
It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author: Ned Vizzini

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2010-09-25

Total Pages: 452

ISBN-13: 1423141083

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Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Roget's Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases
Roget's Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases

Author: Peter Mark Roget

Publisher: Prabhat Prakashan

Published: 2021-01-01

Total Pages: 531

ISBN-13:

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Have you struggled for just the right phrase when grappling with a class assignment? Crafting an office memo, do you want greater clarity and concision? Pounding away at a last-minute blog entry, haven't you ever thought, There has to be a better word for this? Now there is. Under the time-tested and respected banner of Roget's Thesaurus, here is an array of words and their definitions organized by meaning. With this volume at your side, you need never be stalled or stymied for an appropriate expression, whether speaking of the higher reaches of philosophy or holding forth on art, music, or poetry--or other highbrow pastimes. The more you expand your vocabulary, the richer and clearer your writing and conversation will become. And the better you'll be able to say exactly what you mean, joining intellectual discussions with confidence that you've found just the right words.

Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases
Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases

Author: Peter Mark Roget

Publisher: Namaskar Books

Published:

Total Pages: 557

ISBN-13:

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Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases by Peter Mark Roget: Step into the realm of language and vocabulary with Peter Mark Roget's "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases." This reference work offers a comprehensive collection of synonyms and related words, providing writers and language enthusiasts with a valuable resource for enhancing their communication skills. Why This Book? "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases" serves as a practical tool for writers, communicators, and language learners, offering a wealth of synonyms and linguistic nuances to enrich their expression. Peter Mark Roget's meticulous compilation and organization of words make this thesaurus an indispensable companion for those seeking to enhance their language proficiency.

Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases
Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases

Author: pra21

Publisher: Namaskar Book

Published: 2023-08-21

Total Pages: 557

ISBN-13:

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Unlock the richness and depth of the English language with "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases: Roget's Comprehensive Language Resource" by Peter Mark Roget. Immerse yourself in the expansive world of synonyms, antonyms, and related terms meticulously curated by Roget, providing writers, speakers, and language enthusiasts with an indispensable tool for expression and communication. As you explore the pages of this timeless resource, prepare to be amazed by Roget's meticulous organization and comprehensive coverage of the English lexicon. Whether you're seeking the perfect word to convey a thought or looking to expand your vocabulary, Roget's Thesaurus offers a wealth of linguistic treasures at your fingertips. But amidst the abundance of words and phrases, one question arises: How can Roget's Thesaurus empower individuals to express themselves more effectively and creatively, enriching their communication and understanding of language? Delve into the intricacies of language with Roget as your guide, as he provides insights into the subtle nuances and shades of meaning that distinguish one word from another, allowing you to navigate the vast landscape of linguistic expression with precision and clarity. Are you ready to elevate your language skills and unlock new dimensions of expression? Engage with Roget's comprehensive language resource, exploring its wealth of synonyms, antonyms, and related terms to enhance your writing, speaking, and comprehension abilities. Don't miss the opportunity to harness the power of words with "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases: Roget's Comprehensive Language Resource". Dive into Roget's classic work now, and discover the endless possibilities of linguistic exploration and expression. Seize the chance to expand your linguistic horizons and deepen your appreciation for the beauty and versatility of the English language. Purchase your copy of "Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases: Roget's Comprehensive Language Resource" today and embark on a journey of linguistic discovery and mastery.

Roget's Thesaurus
Roget's Thesaurus

Author: Peter Mark Roget

Publisher: DigiCat

Published: 2022-09-16

Total Pages: 669

ISBN-13:

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DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "Roget's Thesaurus" by Peter Mark Roget. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

Creative Homeschooling
Creative Homeschooling

Author: Lisa Rivero

Publisher: SCB Distributors

Published: 2020-04-01

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 193506732X

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For a comprehensive guide to home-based education, that does not promote any particular curriculum or religious view, this is one book parents should buy! Parents will appreciate practical advice on getting started, adjusting to new roles, designing curriculum that is both child-centered and fun, and planning for social and emotional growth. Parents will turn to their favorite chapters again and again. Features interviews and tips from many homeschool parents as well as long lists of resources. -Reasons to home-school -How gifted children learn -Positive changes for the family -"Big Ideas" thematic approach -Traditional and classical approaches -Curriculum resources -Record keeping -College planning -How to get started -Interviews with parents