You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . .

You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . .

Author: Joey Green

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2007-09

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9780740769757

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You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . . is a requiem to retirement. For boomers celebrating their official entry into middleagedom or those just on the cusp, Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer hundreds of humorous defining moments that even the youngest at heart can't dispute.


The Complete Book of Zingers

The Complete Book of Zingers

Author: Croft M. Pentz

Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Published: 1990

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 9780842304672

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You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.


Out of Time

Out of Time

Author: Miranda Sawyer

Publisher: Fourth Estate

Published: 2017-05-18

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 9780007521081

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From the hugely respected journalist Miranda Sawyer, a very modern look at the midlife crisis - delving into the truth, and lies, of the experience and how to survive it, with thoughtfulness, insight and humour.


2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing

2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing

Author: Robert Orben

Publisher: Doubleday

Published: 2012-05-23

Total Pages: 344

ISBN-13: 0307817520

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There is no better, faster, or more effective way to reach out and grab an audience’s attention than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed joke can soothe the hostile, focus the uninterested, and the spur on the enthusiastic. In this latest collection from Robert Orben, master of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the great TV and stand-up comics, are gathered over 2500 short, relevant, and sharp laugh-getters that can easily be added to speeches, lectures, presentations, or casual conversation. Arranged into several hundred categories for ease in selection, the subject matter is topical—ranging from acupuncture and air pollution to women’s liberation and X-rated movies. Most of the jokes are one-liners that move with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and lengthy stories lack. Here you will find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and specific comment invaluable to anyone who has ever been called upon to “say a few words.” A marvelous tool for speakers, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben’s newest book will also provide hours of laugh-filled reading for everyone.


The Mammoth Book of One-Liners

The Mammoth Book of One-Liners

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Robinson

Published: 2012-06-07

Total Pages: 607

ISBN-13: 1780335369

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A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'


You Know You Need a Vacation If...

You Know You Need a Vacation If...

Author: Joey Green

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2008-10-21

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0740777084

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We must declare war on the disease of hyperefficiency and reembrace the American virtues of laziness, indolence, and sloth. . . . Workers of the world unite! . . . Take a vacation! . . . You have nothing to lose but your health insurance." --You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . is a compelling read for the 80 percent of the workforce who feel they are overworked and for the more than 35 percent of employees who annually forfeit their vacations. If you begin using your cell phone before leaving your driveway, or if you have no idea what your house looks like in daylight, this book is for you. Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer more than 250 additional telltale signs that you're, indeed, in need of some downtime. In the spirit of workplace-humor sensations like The Office, Dilbert, and Office Space, You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . advises taking a vacation if: * You dial 9 for an outside line-from home. * You've paid $35 for missing a dentist appointment. * The only church you attend is in turbulence at 35,000 feet. * You stay five-hours late at the office "to avoid rush hour traffic.


Old Git Wit and Wisdom

Old Git Wit and Wisdom

Author: Richard Benson

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2017-09-14

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 1786854260

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So you’re getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you’ve still got your sense of humour. This collection of witty quotations and gems of senior sagacity will keep a spring in your step and the cobwebs at bay.


Naomi's Guide to Aging Gratefully

Naomi's Guide to Aging Gratefully

Author: Naomi Judd

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 277

ISBN-13: 0743275160

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In this lively and fun book for Baby Boomers, a "New York Times" bestselling author and country music superstar reveals how to embrace the opportunities that come with age and make ones later years truly golden.