You Can't Make This Stuff Up

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author: Lee Gutkind

Publisher: Hachette+ORM

Published: 2012-07-03

Total Pages: 339

ISBN-13: 0738215864

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From "the godfather behind creative nonfiction" (Vanity Fair) comes this indispensable how-to for nonfiction writers of all levels and genres, "reminiscent of Stephen King's fiction handbook On Writing" (Kirkus). Whether you're writing a rags-to-riches tell-all memoir or literary journalism, telling true stories well is hard work. In You Can't Make This Stuff Up, Lee Gutkind, the go-to expert for all things creative nonfiction, offers his unvarnished wisdom to help you craft the best writing possible. Frank, to-the-point, and always entertaining, Gutkind describes and illustrates every aspect of the genre. Invaluable tools and exercises illuminate key steps, from defining a concept and establishing a writing process to the final product. Offering new ways of understanding the genre, this practical guidebook will help you thoroughly expand and stylize your work.


You Can't Make This Shit Up!

You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Author: Lauren Panobianco

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2020-08-13

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 9781723904165

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Most of my life, I have heard, "Only you, Lauren," and have frequently asked myself, "Why does crazy shit always happen to me?" Now I have found an answer to the question I have asked myself over the years....to share my stories with you! The way I figure it is that there is no point to annoying, frustrating, funny and downright unbelievable shit to happen, unless you are going to share those stories with others. In this book, you will find a series of true stories written and experienced by me. Some will be very short, while others needed multiple pages to get the full story down. You will read about my family members, friends, former friends, boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, colleagues, past clients and many more people who have helped me fill the pages of my life so far. After reading this book, I encourage you take a minute to think about all the stories of your life, both good and bad, and look at how they have contributed to who you are today. For me, these stories are more than just funny and crazy shit that has happened to me over the years. Each one of these stories has taught me something I may not have learned without them, and have helped to shape me into the person I am today. At the end of each chapter, you will read what I learned from each one of the stories I share. Some lessons were life-changing, while others simply taught me not to cut 12 inches off a bridesmaid dress before trying it on. Actually, come to think of it, maybe that should be considered a life-changing lesson! As I always say, everything happens for a reason, even the bad stuff. It is our job to figure out what that reason is, no matter how small, and use that information to expand our horizons and live a happier and healthier life. Enjoy!


I Can't Make This Up

I Can't Make This Up

Author: Kevin Hart

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-06-06

Total Pages: 452

ISBN-13: 150115558X

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New York Times bestselling author, superstar comedian, and Hollywood box office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word in this “hilarious but also heartfelt” (Elle) memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself. The question you’re probably asking yourself right now is: What does Kevin Hart have that a book also has? According to the three people who have seen Kevin Hart and a book in the same room, the answer is clear: A book is compact. Kevin Hart is compact. A book has a spine that holds it together. Kevin Hart has a spine that holds him together. A book has a beginning. Kevin Hart’s life uniquely qualifies him to write this book by also having a beginning. It begins in North Philadelphia. He was born an accident, unwanted by his parents. His father was a drug addict who was in and out of jail. His brother was a crack dealer and petty thief. And his mother was overwhelmingly strict, beating him with belts, frying pans, and his own toys. The odds, in short, were stacked against our young hero. But Kevin Hart, like Ernest Hemingway, J.K. Rowling, and Chocolate Droppa before him, was able to defy the odds and turn it around. In his literary debut, he takes us on a journey through what his life was, what it is today, and how he’s overcome each challenge to become the man he is today. And that man happens to be the biggest comedian in the world, with tours that sell out football stadiums and films that have collectively grossed over $3.5 billion. He achieved this not just through hard work, determination, and talent. “Hart is an incredibly magnetic storyteller, on the page as he is onstage, and that’s what shines through [in this] genial, entertaining guide to a life in comedy” (Kirkus Reviews).


You Can't Make This Up

You Can't Make This Up

Author: Al Michaels

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2014-11-18

Total Pages: 303

ISBN-13: 006231498X

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In this highly entertaining and insightful memoir, one of television’s most respected broadcasters interweaves the story of his life and career with lively firsthand tales of some of the most thrilling events and fascinating figures in modern sports. No sportscaster has covered more major sporting events than Al Michaels. Over the course of his forty-plus year career, he has logged more hours on live network television than any other broadcaster in history, and is the only play-by-play commentator to have covered all four major sports championships: the Super Bowl, World Series, NBA Finals, and the Stanley Cup Final. He has also witnessed first-hand some of the most memorable events in modern sports, and in this highly personal and revealing account, brings them vividly to life. Michaels shares never-before-told stories from his early years and his rise to the top, covering some of the greatest moments of the past half century—from the “Miracle on Ice”—the historic 1980 Olympic hockey finals—to the earthquake that rocked the 1989 World Series. Some of the greatest names on and off the field are here—Michael Jordan, Bill Walton, Pete Rose, Bill Walsh, Peyton and Eli Manning, Brett Favre, John Madden, Howard Cosell, Cris Collinsworth, and many, many more. Forthright and down-to-earth, Michaels tells the truth as he sees it, giving readers unique insight into the high drama, the colorful players, and the heroes and occasional villains of an industry that has become a vital part of modern culture.


You Can't Make This Stuff Up

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author: Theresa Caputo

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-08-18

Total Pages: 5

ISBN-13: 1476764441

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Author and medium Theresa Caputo shares the insights and lessons she’s learned through her exceptional gift of communicating with the dead.


Make Something Up

Make Something Up

Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Publisher: Anchor

Published: 2015-05-26

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 0385538065

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Twenty one stories and one novella from Chuck Palahniuk, literature's favorite transgressive author, Make Something Up is a compilation that disturbs and delights in equal measure. In "Expedition," fans will be thrilled to find to see a side of Tyler Durden never seen before in a precursor story to Fight Club. And in other stories, the absurdity of both life and death are on full display; in "Zombies," the best and brightest of a high school prep school become tragically addicted to the latest drug craze: electric shocks from cardiac defibrillators. In "Knock, Knock," a son hopes to tell one last off-color joke to a father in his final moments, while in "Tunnel of Love," a massage therapist runs the curious practice of providing 'relief' to dying clients. Funny, caustic, bizarre, poignant; these stories represent everything readers have come


Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Author: Susannah B. Lewis

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2019-04-09

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 1400208025

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In her highly-anticipated nonfiction debut, humorist, popular blogger, and USA Today bestselling author, Susannah B. Lewis (Whoa! Susannah) uses dry wit and an eye for the absurd to find laughter in even the most challenging circumstances. Millions of online fans have flocked to Susannah B. Lewis's hysterical, take-no-prisoners videos that capture her uproarious yet deeply faithful view of the world. Now she brings to book form her keen eye for the absurd as she reveals her experiences growing up in a small Tennessee town. From the time an escaped albino panther wandered into her backyard to the Thanksgiving when an egg in the table's centerpiece hatched a baby chicken to the kind neighbors who brought casseroles in Tupperware for months—even years—after her father died when she was just eleven years old, the stories she tells delve deeply into the rich culture of the South that molded her. Clinging to the promises of God in times of grief and looking for every opportunity to laugh, Lewis is the wry yet wise girl next door who invites you to sit a spell beside her on the front porch


You Can't Make This Stuff Up

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Author: Mike the Cop

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-02-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781523977703

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One of the most popular questions cops get asked is "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on the job?" Well, we set out to gather a few funny stories from across North America and compiled them into this eBook with some stories you will want to read again and again to laugh at and share with your friends. So many times in the career of law enforcement officers, you end up saying "You just can't make this stuff up!" So, here are some insights as to the sorts of things that we have laid eyes on or experienced that we hope you'll enjoy! Please be aware that the stories in this book are REAL and some involve recounting nudity or other PG-16+ situations that you may want to consider if you find such real situations (that cops see and have to learn to laugh at) offensive.


Never Say You Can't Survive

Never Say You Can't Survive

Author: Charlie Jane Anders

Publisher: Tordotcom

Published: 2021-08-17

Total Pages: 195

ISBN-13: 1250800021

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WINNER OF THE 2022 HUGO AWARD FOR BEST RELATED WORK From Charlie Jane Anders, the award-winning author of novels such as All the Birds in the Sky and The City in the Middle of the Night, this is one of the most practical guides to storytelling that you will ever read. The world is on fire. So tell your story. Things are scary right now. We’re all being swept along by a tidal wave of history, and it’s easy to feel helpless. But we’re not helpless: we have minds, and imaginations, and the ability to visualize other worlds and valiant struggles. And writing can be an act of resistance that reminds us that other futures and other ways of living are possible. Full of memoir, personal anecdote, and insight about how to flourish during the present emergency, Never Say You Can’t Survive is the perfect manual for creativity in unprecedented times. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.


Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Author: Tracy Malone

Publisher:

Published: 2021-06

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781736507810

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Has the person you married turned into an evil stranger ready for war? You fell in love. Your partner was charismatic, caring, and attentive. On your wedding day, you never dreamed it could end in divorce. Now you're in the midst of a heated battle, wondering where that person went. What you're discovering is that you married someone with a narcissistic personality disorder. To a narcissist, divorce is a game of psychological warfare. With no emotions to slow them down, this game (and the lies) comes easily to them. Meanwhile, you're in a downward spiral of anxiety, depression, and fear, not to mention legal bills that are mounting at an alarming rate. All is not lost. You can - and will - get through this. Author Tracy A. Malone has been there, along with countless others whose stories (and successes) offer quick, but enlightening, glimpses into their experiences and the methods used to not only outlast the attempts made to ruin them, but also flourish after the dust has settled. Delve inside and uncover:* What you can expect when divorcing a narcissist along with 8 tips to help you prepare. ** Learn from those who have come out the other side wishing they knew then what they know in hindsight. How much easier would it be if you could learn from the lessons of those before you? What could help you enter the arena with your eyes wide open? Top divorce tips from 26 experts in the narcissistic abuse field including lawyers, mediators, psychologists, therapists, coaches, authors, and financial planners. Acquire priceless advice regarding how to hire the right lawyer so you don't drain your bank account. Gain an understanding of which battles are important to fight and which are best to walk away from to save money and your sanity. Absorb how to avoid costly mistakes - legal and financial - that commonly occur post-divorce.