WITTY COMEBACKS
Author: JAMES. STEPHENSON
Publisher:
Published: 2020
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781789507379
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Viva la Repartee
Author: Dr. Mardy Grothe
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 2009-03-17
Total Pages: 304
ISBN-13: 0061758442
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFor most of us, that perfect retort or witty reply often escapes us when we need it most, only to come to mind with perfect clarity when it's too late to be useful. The twentieth-century writer Heywood Broun described this all-too-common phenomenon when he wrote "Repartee is what we wish we'd said." In Viva la Repartee, Dr. Mardy Grothe, author of Oxymoronica, has lovingly assembled a collection of masterfully composed -- and perfectly timed -- replies that have turned the tables on opponents and adversaries. This delightful volume is a celebration of the most impressive retorts, ripostes, rejoinders, comebacks, quips, ad-libs, bon mots, off-the-cuff comments, wisecracks, and other clever remarks ever to come out of the mouths -- and from the pens -- of people throughout history. Touching on all areas of human endeavor, including politics, the arts, literature, sports, relationships, and even the risqué, the book features contributions from Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, Mae West, Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill, Dolly Parton, and scores more. As entertaining as it is intellectually enriching, Viva la Repartee is sure to capture the attention of language lovers and is the perfect antidote for anyone who's ever thought I wish I'd said that!
I Should Have Said
Author: Daisy de Villeneuve
Publisher: Hardie Grant
Published: 2015-01-27
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781742709291
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDaisy de Villeneuve combines modern illustrations with unassuming snippets of dialogue, as she explores the drama of modern day friendship and love. Daisy depicts the scenarios where you wish you had said that thing to an ex, love interest, or any man on the street who has left you reeling after a snarky comment. With a sketchbook, diary-style design, the pared-down but stylish illustrations are captioned with text guaranteed to make you laugh: "Oh, handsome, you always have a young lady on your arm!" She said. "That's what they are there for," he said. I should have left then. "Where do you meet these guys?" He said. "I should have said, where did I meet you?" A gritty and humorous look at modern day relationships, I Should Have Said... is a rich and affecting comedy of manners, an extended discourse on the nature - and more often than not the failure - of communication between male and female friends and lovers.
Comebacks at Work
Author: Kathleen Kelley Reardon
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 2011-01-06
Total Pages: 244
ISBN-13: 0062083686
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA stimulating, thought-provoking book that lets you know how to break free of negative behavior, take control of office politics, and prevent difficult, repetitive, and avoidable situations. Reardon—a frequent HuffingtonPost contributor and professor at the Marshall School of Business—arms readers with the tools they need to take control of conversations in the workplace. Comebacks at Work combines the best qualities of Deborah Tannen's Talking from 9 to 5, Kerry Patterson's Crucial Conversations, and Douglas Stone's Difficult Conversations, a perfect workplace guide to getting what you deserve.
The Art of the Political Putdown
Author: Chris Lamb
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2020-04-07
Total Pages: 227
ISBN-13: 1452183961
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Art of the Political Putdown is a book of over 300 witty verbal jabs and ripostes from politicians around the world, all of whom share a common sharp tongue. Liberal or conservative, humor can be a powerful weapon in any politician's arsenal, and political journalists Chris Lamb and Will Moredock have seen their fair share of quips, witty remarks, and sarcastic pleasantries. In mining the past few thousand years of political history, they've unearthed a treasure trove of humorous exchanges, from ancient Rome to modern day, to compile this collection of hilarious comebacks and putdowns.• Features 11 brief essays analyzing the use of humor and wit in various political contexts • Even-handed, intelligent, and lighthearted political humor that gives readers from the Left and the Right something to laugh about • Contains 20 political cartoon-style illustrations The Art of the Political Putdown is filled with famous and lesser-known politicians at their sassiest, along with short essays and illustrations. This is a comprehensive, nonpartisan collection of witticisms, scathing burns, and mic-drop-worthy insults throughout history. • A rare political humor book with something for everyone, and a welcome reminder that politics can also be a source of laughter • Perfect for politics and history buffs and for anyone who appreciates smart humor and top-notch wit • Great for those who loved Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane by the Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Shade: A Tale of Two Presidents by Pete Souza, and The Wit & Wisdom of Winston Churchill by James C. Humes
Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams
Author: Jim Davis
Publisher: Random House Worlds
Published: 1994-03-02
Total Pages: 164
ISBN-13: 9780345386892
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGarfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.
Witty Words from Wise Women
Author: B.J. Gallagher
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2012-12-18
Total Pages: 150
ISBN-13: 1449441742
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhere do women find inspiration? Often in the words of those who've been there. From creativity to careers, relationships to success, Witty Words from Wise Women provides a collection of quotes, one-liners, and colorful anecdotes that showcase the best and brightest female minds. Witty Words isn't just about inspiration, however. This book has attitude with a capital "A." "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -Gilda Radner "I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind." -Andrea Newman "If you do things well, do them better. Be daring, be first, be different, be just." -Anita Roddick The gutsy, no-holds-barred tone creates a keepsake that's certain to make readers laugh, cry, and identify.
Kids' Quickest Comebacks
Author: Matt Rissinger
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Published: 2004
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9781402709876
DOWNLOAD EBOOKContains a collection of quick comebacks for almost any situation imaginable.
Insults & Comebacks
Author: Knock Knock Book Staff
Publisher:
Published: 2008
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781601060587
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition
Author: Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Published: 2010-10-13
Total Pages: 193
ISBN-13: 1616080590
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe beloved "Snark Handbook" is back in a new edition--making readers smarterand, more importantly, better than everyone else.
