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Author: Michelle Jenkins
Publisher:
Published: 2017-02-12
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9780967979526
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFunny quotes broken out into 16 categories ranging from relationships to Health and Fitness. Things you want to say but probably should keep to yourself.
Author: Reneé Gatz
Publisher: Renee Gatz
Published: 2009-09
Total Pages: 129
ISBN-13: 0984151605
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Reneé Gatz has captured the wisdom she learned from her parents in this book. Readers will find hundred of Wise Words & Witty Expressions within these pages to help them keep things in perspective as they navigate through life."--Page 4 of cover
Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2016-06-06
Total Pages: 140
ISBN-13: 9781533635686
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
Author: Malcolm Kushner
Publisher: Little Quote Books
Published: 2011
Total Pages: 148
ISBN-13: 9780578086439
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAward Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.
Author: Mark Twain
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Published: 2013-01-01
Total Pages: 194
ISBN-13: 048648923X
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Familiarity breeds contempt — and children." "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." "Heaven for climate. Hell for company." This attractive paperback gift edition of the renowned American humorist's epigrams and witticisms features hundreds of quips on life, love, history, culture, travel, and other topics from his fiction, essays, letters, and autobiography.
Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2015-10-19
Total Pages: 442
ISBN-13: 9781517675172
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.
Author: Dale Carnegie
Publisher: Good Press
Published: 2023-11-26
Total Pages: 262
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDale Carnegie's 'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is a timeless self-help classic that explores the art of building successful relationships through effective communication. Written in a straightforward and engaging style, Carnegie's book provides practical advice on how to enhance social skills, improve leadership qualities, and achieve personal and professional success. The book is a must-read for anyone looking to navigate social dynamics and connect with others in a meaningful way, making it a valuable resource in today's interconnected world. With anecdotal examples and actionable tips, Carnegie's work resonates with readers of all ages and backgrounds, making it a popular choice for personal development and growth. Carnegie's ability to distill complex social principles into simple, actionable steps sets this book apart as a timeless guide for building lasting relationships and influencing others positively. Readers will benefit from Carnegie's wisdom and insight, gaining valuable tools to navigate social interactions and achieve success in their personal and professional lives.
Author: Hardie Grant Books
Publisher: Hardie Grant
Published: 2016-10-04
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9781784880606
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOn her fears: "Stretchmarks are my biggest fear of life." On blessings: "I feel really blessed because I genuinely love the process of getting my hair and makeup done." On her lack of tattoos: "Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?!" On posing: "In recent years I'm, like, too cool for duck face. So that doesn't happen." On acting: "I would, like, die to be in Twilight." Widely known as the trailblazer of the "selfie movement", Kim Kardashian is recognizably one of the most iconic celebrities in the world--with an opinion on pretty much everything. Finally, in Pocket Kim Wisdom, Kim's best quotes have been compiled into a handy portable edition, to offer any Kim fan the ultimate in Kardashian style advice, pep talk, or just a bit of perspective.
Author: Hardie Grant
Publisher:
Published: 2015-10
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9781784880200
DOWNLOAD EBOOKRenowned for his outrageous self-confidence, his shameless honesty, and his sometimes downright astonishing remarks, Kanye West has something to say on everything, from music, fashion and sex to mortality, creativity and even fur pillows. In this volume, some of his best quotes have been compiled into a handy pocket-sized edition, perfect for reading on the go. Whether you're in need of an injection of self-confidence, some style advice, or just a good laugh at some shocking proclamations, this is the book for you.
Author: Mark E. Chimsky
Publisher: Sellers Publishing
Published: 2013-09
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781416206651
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe perfect gift for a wife, mother, or friend, That's What She Said is a collection of hilarious quotes by such funny women as Tina Fey, Ellen DeGeneres, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, Nora Ephron, Roseanne Barr, Cher, and the inimitable Dorothy Parker. There are also smart and sassy musings about life and men by such movie icons as Halle Berry, Marilyn Monroe, Mae West, and Elizabeth Taylor. For a quick LOL pick-me-up, these more than 150 witty sayings will give your spirits a lift.
