When Life Gives You Lemons, Oh Fuck Off

When Life Gives You Lemons, Oh Fuck Off

Author: Anxiety Tracker Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2019-09-02

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781690035008

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

When Life Gives You Lemons, Oh Fuck Off: Mood Tracker Journal, Can Daily Help Track Your Mood Book This weekly reflection Mood Journal is a perfect tracker to use and keep as a personal diary and record your thoughts and current mood from day to day. A great way of tracking your mental health and well-being. You will be able to monitor your emotions, anxiety, feelings, levels of depression or any other symptoms you might be having, with these journal prompts. Also a great way to figure out what your triggers are. There's plenty of blank lined space to write any feelings of gratitude, any pain medication you take or any other important details you wish to record. If you want to lead a fulfilling life, improve your outlook, become less stressed and take better care of yourself, it becomes much simpler by writing and reflecting for your best balanced self. Makes a beautiful gift. Size is 6x9 inches, 101 pages, white paper, soft matte finish cover, paperback. Also comes with a contact page.


When Life Hands You Lemons. . . Throw Them At People!

When Life Hands You Lemons. . . Throw Them At People!

Author: Zack Peter

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-08-21

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 1105359034

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

When life has handed him way too many ridiculous absurdities, the smart-mouthed and quick-witted Zack Peter decides that life's lemons aren't bestowed for selfish affairs such as making lemonade. In a wild concoction of hilariously brash narratives, Zack recounts all of his life's most erratic moments, shaping the character he is today. Whether it's trying to convince his principal that the reason his hair is orange is because his mother made him color it, arguing with his great-grandmother over whether she's taking a shot of gin or just drinking her ""medicine,"" or being voted the team's least valuable player, Zack really knows how to take life's lemons... and chuck them in the other direction, for the sake of his sanity; and sometimes at the cost of others'. Welcome to very unique life of Zack...


When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree

When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree

Author: Jamie L.B. Deenihan

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 1454941677

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

When Grandma gives you a lemon tree, definitely don’t make a face! Care for the tree, and you might be surprised at how new things, and new ideas, bloom. “Charms from cover to cover.” —Kirkus (Starred review) “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” In this imaginative take on that popular saying, a child is surprised (and disappointed) to receive a lemon tree from Grandma for her birthday. After all, she DID ask for a new gadget! But when she follows the narrator’s careful—and funny—instructions, she discovers that the tree might be exactly what she wanted after all. This clever story, complete with a recipe for lemonade, celebrates the pleasures of patience, hard work, nature, community . . . and putting down the electronic devices just for a while.


Poppy Cooks

Poppy Cooks

Author: Poppy O'Toole

Publisher: Appetite by Random House

Published: 2021-11-09

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 052561205X

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

"[Poppy’s] recipes are unshowy, unfussy (for all her Michelin training) and simply make you want to go skipping into the kitchen to cook."—Nigella Lawson, Nigella.com With Chef and TikTok sensation Poppy O’Toole you'll learn the basics, up your cooking game, with delicious results every time. This is a cookbook with no judgement. Together, we’ll learn how to make incredible food at home. We’ll start with the basics: 12 core recipes (or go-to skills) that everyone needs to know, like how to make a pasta sauce, roast a chicken or make a killer salad dressing. Then we’ll use these core skills as a base for delicious and adaptable recipes that will up your cooking game—the Staple, the Brunch, the Potato Hero (of course they make an appearance) and the Fancy AF. So, once you’ve nailed that classic tomato sauce (which I promise will become the new go-to in your kitchen), you can stir it through pasta, or bake it with eggs for the perfect Shakshuka and, before you know it, you’ll be getting real fancy and making a show-stopping Chicken Parmigiana to impress your friends. I'll walk you through 75 delicious recipes, including: White Sauce: think Mac and Cheese and Bacon-y Garlicky Gratin. Dough: easy flatbreads for Halloumi Avo Breads and Salmon Tikka wraps. Emulsions: Chicken Caesar Salad with homemade mayo and next level Steak Béarnaise with Hollandaise and Crunchy Roast Chips. Meringue: from Eton Mess Pancakes through to Simply the Zest Lemon Meringue Pie Whether you’re completely new to the kitchen or looking to elevate your basics with clever tricks, my step-by-step guidance will help you nail delicious food every time. As a Michelin-trained chef with over ten years’ experience in professional kitchens, I’ve done the years of training so you don’t have to. It’s okay to make a few mistakes along the way, and together, we'll help you fix them and achieve incredible results at home. I am passionate about the importance of great food at home, every day—it’s what we all deserve. This is not just the food you want. It’s the food you need.


Oh Crap! Potty Training

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author: Jamie Glowacki

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-06-16

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 1501122991

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.


When Life Gives You Lululemons

When Life Gives You Lululemons

Author: Lauren Weisberger

Publisher: S&S/ Marysue Rucci Books

Published: 2019-05-07

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1476778450

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

“The Devil Wears Prada’s Emily Charlton gets the spin-off she deserves” (Cosmopolitan) in the months-long New York Times bestseller from Lauren Weisberger in which three women team up to bring a bad man down in the tony suburb of Greenwich, Connecticut. Welcome to Greenwich, Connecticut, where the lawns and the women are perfectly manicured, the Tito’s and sodas are extra strong, and everyone has something to say about the infamous new neighbor. Let’s be clear: Emily Charlton does not do the suburbs. After leaving Miranda Priestly, she’s been working in Hollywood as an image consultant to the stars, but recently, Emily’s lost a few clients. She’s hopeless with social media. The new guard is nipping at her heels. She needs a big opportunity, and she needs it now. When Karolina Hartwell, a gorgeous former supermodel, is arrested, her fall from grace is merciless. Her senator-husband leaves her, her Beltway friends disappear, and the tabloids pounce. In Karolina, Emily finds her comeback opportunity. But she quickly learns Greenwich is a world apart and that this comeback needs a team approach. So it is that Emily, the scorned Karolina, and their mutual friend Miriam, a powerful attorney turned stay-at-home mom, band together to navigate the social land mines of suburban Greenwich and win back the hearts of the American public. Along the way, an unexpected ally emerges in one Miranda Priestly. With her signature wit, Lauren Weisberger offers an alluring look into a sexy, over-the-top world—and proves it’s style and substance together that gets the job done. “A delicious sequel to The Devil Wears Prada…exploring what it’s like to be a woman buffeted by conflicting messages about career, relationships, and motherhood” (The Washington Post), When Life Gives You Lululemons is “amazing novel about…truth, lies and how everyone is a little bit insecure” (Associated Press). “Fast-paced, funny, and gossipy, this is the must-have accessory for your beach bag” (PopSugar).


Dark Horse Presents #12

Dark Horse Presents #12

Author: Carla Speed McNeil

Publisher: Dark Horse Comics (Single Issues)

Published: 2012-03-21

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Unstoppable juggernaut of comics greatness? Unbeatable, unbelievable value? You be the judge as another incredible issue of _Dark Horse Presents_ hits shelves! This issue is packing Dean Motter's _Mister X_, and the reemergence of Mike Baron and Steve Rude's intergalactic fighting force, Nexus! Seventy-two pages of ad-free, full-color comics.


In the Crosshairs

In the Crosshairs

Author: RJ Demers

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2015-09-24

Total Pages: 182

ISBN-13: 1491771054

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Chris Slaughter is a hit man with everything going his way. Hes got the money, the car, the girl, and the career. Chris decides to call it quits and give up the contract killing business for good, but one vital mistake unfortunately puts him right back in the game. Unfortunately, this one error now changes Slaughter from the hunter to the hunted. A single shot from his rifle puts his life and the lives of those he loves in danger. Only he can fix the mistake and figure out who set him up, but in order to do so, he enters into the criminal underbelly of organized crime and gangs. What he really seeks is forgiveness, as he wonders if his job has sent him straight to Hell. Chris will go through anything to get his life back, from gun battles to car chases. Hell need Gods help to find the people who wrecked his life, but when he finds them, theyre going to pay the cost of righteous injustice. Chris wont lose this fight; hes too good, and his enemies should knowpeople caught in Slaughters crosshairs always die.


100 (monologues)

100 (monologues)

Author: Eric Bogosian

Publisher: Theatre Communications Group

Published: 2014-05-27

Total Pages: 346

ISBN-13: 1559364645

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Complete and collected monologues by legendary playwright and performer Eric Bogosian.


Brand Marketing on Instagram

Brand Marketing on Instagram

Author: Rishabh Bansal

Publisher: Rishabh Printers

Published:

Total Pages: 58

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The Instagram network is 1 billion strong and there is a lot of potential to market your brand using the portal. The book Brand Marketing on Instagram teaches you exactly how to create a powerful brand image using visuals that could give your brand more recognition. Starting from the basics, get to know the high-end tools that helps you to grow on Instagram. Step-by-step in each chapter, you'll learn the branding strategies, how to gain more visibility among your target audience, account growth tactics and much more. The live case-studies to get targeted followers and more reach will help you dive deep and grow your brand. Chapters Chapter 1 - Introduction to branding and Instagram marketing Chapter 2 - Basic concepts of Instagram Chapter 3 - Competitor Research on Instagram Chapter 4 - Content Creation Chapter 5 - Hashtag Research Chapter 6 - Profile Growth Chapter 7 - Automation Chapter 8 - Paid advertising on Instagram: Instagram Ads Chapter 9 - Instagram TV: IGTV About the author Rishabh Bansal is a Digital Marketing and online branding expert. He has helped over 100 brands grow online on Instagram. His vision is to empower entrepreneurs across the globe to grow digitally. Besides this, he is very fond of travelling.