I Am Not Going To Get Up Today!
I Am Not Going To Get Up Today!

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1987-10-12

Total Pages: 49

ISBN-13: 0394892178

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Dr. Seuss's hilarious Beginner Book about a boy who refuses to get out of bed! NOTHING is getting the young hero of this easy-reader out of bed—not an alarm clock, roosters, barking dogs, the police, the news media, or the United States Marines! With illustrations by beloved New Yorker cartoonist James Stevenson—and a plot that children and adults can relate to—this is a funny fantasy that the whole family can enjoy together! Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning. "A rhyming story that is full of laughs. 'The alarm can ring. The birds can peep....Today's the day I'm going to sleep,' says a lazy boy one morning, and despite a pail of icy water, television coverage, and the arrival of the Marines, he vows to stay in bed--and he does! The repetition of concepts and words will keep children turning the pages, as will the energetic drawings. A sure draw for early readers."--Booklist.

My No, No, No Day!
My No, No, No Day!

Author: Rebecca Patterson

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780670015368

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After having a day in which nothing is right, tired Bella cuddles with her mother and talks about having a more cheerful day tomorrow.

Please Say Please!
Please Say Please!

Author: Kyle T. Webster

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-07-26

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 0545949017

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Celebrate the power of "please"! How do you ask for what you'd like?Do you shout "I want!" to get your way?Or do you say "please" each and every day?With energetic rhyming text, dazzling art, and loads of fun, a little girl learns that good things come to those who say "please"!But be careful what you wish for!

Because I Said So!
Because I Said So!

Author: Ken Jennings

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10-08

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1476706964

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Draws on medical case histories, scientific findings, and personal research by the author to separate myth from fact and debunk a vast array of parental edicts.

365 Perfect Things to Say to Your Kids
365 Perfect Things to Say to Your Kids

Author: Maureen Healy

Publisher:

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780615323909

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365 Perfect Things to Say to Your Kids is a positive parenting book. It provides you, the interested adult, with a year’s worth of easy-to-use sayings specially designed to nurture your child’s sense of confidence, optimism, compassion and connection. Such sayings draw upon this author’s background in psychology and Buddhism as well as her world travels fostering children’s positive emotional health. It also creates a new and positive way to spend quality time with children.

Things I've Said to My Children
Things I've Said to My Children

Author: Nathan Ripperger

Publisher: Ten Speed Press

Published: 2015-09-15

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 1607748304

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An illustrated gift book that brings to life the universal parenting experience of saying strange and hilarious things to one's kids. As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children, from "Stop riding that penguin, we're leaving" to "I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear." He created poster-like images for each and posted them online. The response from other parents was overwhelming. With Things I've Said to My Children, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life. Covering the essential parenting topics like food, animals, don'ts, and of course, bodily functions, Things I've Said to My Children is a light-hearted illustrated reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood. Especially for those parents who've ever found themselves uttering some variation of the line, "Please don't eat the goldfish crackers you've put in your butt."

No
No

Author: David Walsh

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-09-04

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 074328920X

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The bestselling author of "Why Do They Act That Way?" writes the book his readers have been asking him for: how and when to say no to kids and make it stick.

I Said No!
I Said No!

Author: Zack King

Publisher: Boulden Pub

Published: 2008-09-01

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 9781878076496

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Written from a child's point of view, advises young readers on ways to handle a variety of problematic situations, provides an easy-to-use system to help children rehearse and remember appropriate responses to keep them safe, and includes coverage of where to go for help and how to deal with shame and guilt.

The Meanest Thing to Say
The Meanest Thing to Say

Author: Bill Cosby

Publisher: Cartwheel Books

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9780590956161

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When a new boy in his second grade class tries to get the other students to play a game that involves saying the meanest things possible to one another, Little Bill shows him a better way to make friends.