Weird & Gross Bible Stuff

Weird & Gross Bible Stuff

Author: Rick Osborne

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2003-01-01

Total Pages: 107

ISBN-13: 9780310704843

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A light-hearted, illustrated look at Bible stories that feature such things as boils, John eating locusts, and bones coming to life, plus ideas for how to apply the lessons learned to one's own life.


Scary, Gross & Weird Stories from the Bible

Scary, Gross & Weird Stories from the Bible

Author: Group Publishing

Publisher: Group Publishing (Company)

Published: 2007-12-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780764436987

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Some of the best stories in the Bible are also some of the most unexpected and unusual. And they're not for the faint of heart. These Bible lessons truly are sick...and totally interesting! Surprise your teenagers with the "disgusting" truth! Each of the 13 easy-to-use lessons focuses on a relevant topic related to a scary, gross or weird Bible story and includes a challenging "Fear Factor"-like activity (like eating daring treats), a fun game and thought-provoking discussion questions that help teens uncover life application. These peculiar & profound lessons will grab everyone's attention! Allow one hour per lesson. Includes: 13 easy-to-use Bible lessons for teenagers Great for any time Try one during youth group time, start up a weekly study, or create a Scary, Gross, and Weird retreat. Provides a creative way to reach teens Each lesson delivers approximately one-hour of teaching


Wacky Bible Gross Outs

Wacky Bible Gross Outs

Author: Zondervan

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780310744245

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From the IT'S A FACT series, Wacky Bible Gross Outs includes all the disgusting stuff from the Bible you never knew. From boils to beheadings, plagues to dining choices, you'll be able to astound your friends with your knowledge of disgusting Bible trivia.


Bible Freaks and Geeks

Bible Freaks and Geeks

Author: Ed Strauss

Publisher: Zonderkidz

Published: 2009-08-30

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 0310865794

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Written in the humorous, gross style of the 2:52 line, designed to ignite the interest of boys.Bible Freaks & Geeks—This book helps boys to grow smarter, stronger, deeper, and cooler by showing them how hurtful name-calling can be. In a fun, engaging format, the book highlights biblical examples of machos, jocks, goons, wonks, slackers, airheads, and more. Through the biblical examples of characters who some would likely classify in these terms today, we learn what kind of people God has used throughout history to accomplish his plans. In Bible Freaks & Geeks we also discover that not only are people wrongfullylabeled today by such general and unkind terms, but that even in ancient times, humans exhibited the same traits that we see today. Readers will learnmore about the characters in the Bible, and also how to discern between descriptive labels and harmful stereotypes.Seriously Sick Bible Stuff—This book gives boys the lowdown on what living in ancient Israel was really like. In fun and engaging 2:52 style, it offers humorous, gross facts about day-to-day life in Bible times, shattering any illusions boys may have about how much easier things would have been if they had lived during Jesus’ day. This book exposes boys to the truth:sleeping next to goats (and cleaning up after them in the morning!), eating food that was spiced because it was spoiled, drinking water that was probably unsafe, and using bathroom accommodations that made outhouseslook good. Not to mention the tough, boring work kids had to do! Seriously Sick Bible Stuff helps boys understand the people of Jesus’ time—making them grateful for the life God has given them today. ED STRAUSS By his early teen years, Ed Strauss was writing several novels at once. He had a dresser for his clothing, but Ed had different priorities. The bottom drawer held his comic books—mostly Spider-Man, Tarzan, and Turok. The middle drawer overflowed with his story notes, research, and maps. The top drawer was stuffed with clothing. On a nearby shelf was Ed’s favorite reading material, an encyclopedia set he had won on a nationwide kiddie show. Ed lives in Chilliwack, BC.


Seriously Sick Bible Stuff

Seriously Sick Bible Stuff

Author: Ed Strauss

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9780310713104

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Describes what life was like for people during Biblical times, discussing such things as how dung and garbage was disposed of, different diseases that were common at the time, what people ate, and daily chores.


Bible Heroes and Bad Guys

Bible Heroes and Bad Guys

Author: Rick Osborne

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9780310703228

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Profiles both heroes and villains from the Bible, and contains motivational Christian lessons and morals.


Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem

Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem

Author: Luke T. Harrington

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2020-08-25

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 0785234454

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Ever wished there was a book about some of the weirdest and most disturbing stories in the Bible that was also hilarious to read? You've found it. It turns out, there's a lot of strange stuff in the Bible, and this book takes a tongue-in-cheek look at all of it. Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven't read the Bible. If they did, they'd be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes. David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters. This unique book: Combines humor and education to give better insight into some of the strangest parts of the Bible Organized by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff) Is a thoroughly researched (really!), reverent, and insightful look at the best-selling book in history Makes a perfect gift for pastors and white elephant parties From Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it's a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible's stranger moments.


Icky Sticky, Hairy Scary Bible Stories

Icky Sticky, Hairy Scary Bible Stories

Author: Jonathan Schkade

Publisher:

Published: 2010-12-22

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780758626714

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The stories in the Bible are not always nice and happy. Some are messy and dangerous. Some are about foolish, strange, or awful things. This collection of short, funny poems is sure to capture the attention of any reader. Each poem shows that God works in the ugly, icky, gross world we live in and helps us out of our messes. This resource intersperses poems with paraphrases of biblical wisdom.


Totally Awesome, Super-Cool Bible Stories as Drawn by Nerdy Ned

Totally Awesome, Super-Cool Bible Stories as Drawn by Nerdy Ned

Author: Thomas Nelson

Publisher: Tommy Nelson

Published: 2012-10-01

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1400320593

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Join Ned as he draws—and learns—his way through the Bible! Combining International Children’s Bible® text with funny illustrations, this Bible storybook brings to life the most popular Bible stories with a humorous but respectful twist. Our narrator Ned will guide late elementary and middle-grade kids through the Bible—keeping them smiling the entire time. Even reluctant readers will engage with the Bible stories and come away with newfound Bible knowledge and clarity. These funny sketches will grab kids’ attention—and keep it—as they see their favorite Bible stories relate to their lives in a whole new way! Meets national education standards.