Unicorn Farts
Unicorn Farts

Author: Kelli Hansen

Publisher:

Published: 2020-05

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13:

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This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny

Stuff Unicorns Love
Stuff Unicorns Love

Author: Jessie Oleson Moore

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-12-12

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 1507205694

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"A whimsical, humorous imagining of what unicorns really think and what they truly love--including recipes for unicorn food, crafts, and the history of these mythical creatures. In Stuff Unicorns Love, you'll get a guided tour of unicorns' most treasured things straight from a unicorn's mouth--from food recipes and crafts to beauty tips and their favorite activities"--

Almost Everybody Farts
Almost Everybody Farts

Author: Marty Kelley

Publisher: Union Square & Co.

Published: 2020-02-28

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Does It Fart?
Does It Fart?

Author: Nick Caruso

Publisher: Hachette Books

Published: 2018-04-03

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 031648413X

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From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

It's Okay to Be a Unicorn!
It's Okay to Be a Unicorn!

Author: Jason Tharp

Publisher: Imprint

Published: 2020-02-04

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1250776333

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An inspiring picture book, Jason Tharp’s It’s Okay To Be A Unicorn! features a unicorn pretending to be a horse—until he learns to embrace his true self. Cornelius J. Sparklesteed is known among all the other horses in Hoofington for his beautiful and creative handmade hats. But Cornelius is hiding a secret under his own tall, pointy hat: He’s really a unicorn. Hoofington is a friendly place, but its horses pass on lots of mean rumors about unicorns. When Cornelius is chosen to perform for this year’s Hoofapalooza, will he find the courage to show everyone his unicorniness? It's Okay To Be A Unicorn! is an inspiring story about the rainbow magic of kindness. An Imprint Book “Tharp's good-natured fable is bright and rainbow-y . . . will resonate with any who have felt 'other.'” —Kirkus Reviews

When Unicorns Poop
When Unicorns Poop

Author: Lexie Castle

Publisher: Running Press Kids

Published: 2019-10-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0762467118

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Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.

All Animals Poo and We Do Too
All Animals Poo and We Do Too

Author: Mark Hendriksen

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2023-08-18

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 1398485705

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All Animals Poo & We Do Too is a book for parents and their kids to enjoy, learn and laugh about together. If you like: Animals Poop Jokes Laughing Fascinating Facts & Fun Rhymes and Badgers that eat Sausages “Now, here’s a bit of Badger news, they’re sausage shaped, a Badger’s poos, But if you go to barbecues, that’s not the sausage I would choose!” Then this book is for you - buy it immediately. "This book has more information on the subject than any encyclopaedia. Everyone must read this important book and share its fabulous facts. (Just not at the breakfast table).” Terry Deary. Award-winning author, Horrible Histories.

Smart Feller Fart Smeller and Other Spoonerisms
Smart Feller Fart Smeller and Other Spoonerisms

Author: Jon Agee

Publisher: Michael Di Capua Books

Published: 2006-10-15

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13:

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Everybody says spoonerisms. They happen by accident when youre talking or thinking too fast and you flip-flop the initial sounds of words. Like when you mean to say HANDLE WITH CARE, but it comes out CANDLE WITH HAIR. Or when A WELL-OILED BICYCLE comes out A WELL-BOILED ICICLE, or THANKS FOR DOING THE CHORES turns into THANKS FOR CHEWING THE DOORS.Wordplay master Jon Agee takes some of the more comical examples of these verbal mix-ups and pairs them with his equally hilarious pictures. Its a combination that will tickle your BUNNY PHONE.

Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch
Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch

Author: AW Cross

Publisher: Glory Box Press

Published: 2016-08-02

Total Pages: 103

ISBN-13: 0995099146

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You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer