Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)
Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)

Author: Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-14

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9788293748137

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Ho Ho Ho! Its Christmas Eve and Father Christmas and his reindeer are in full swing, delivering presents to all the good boys and girls, when suddenly disaster strikes as Santa gets a surprise of his own! Will Christmas be ruined this year, or will it be a clean getaway for Santa? Find out in this hilarious and sweet reimagining of Clement C. Moore's classic poem, that is sure to delight both children and their parents alike! This is a beautifully illustrated and unique take on the classic poem that is sure to put a smile on everyones face this Christmas! A word from the author: "I absolutely loved Clement C. Moore's poem as a child, but when I grew up and tried to read it to my own children, they did not share my enthusiasm. The book is truly a classic but also a little outdated, but one of my children's biggest gripes was the absence of Rudolph. Poor Clement...he wasn't to know. I felt sad that they couldn't share in my enjoyment of the original, especially as it is is the only story to name all the rendeer (well minus one), so I vowed to try and rewrite this story whilst breathing new life into it. Now tackling what it without a doubt the most famous poem in the English language was not a task that I undertook lightly, but it has been given the seal of approval from my little ones, and I truly belief I have created something original, sweet and funny, whilst maintaining the essence of the original. This year, more than most, we need a little festive cheer. So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy the book, and wish you all a Merry Christmas!"

'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition
'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition

Author: Bruce Kluger

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2010-09-14

Total Pages: 82

ISBN-13: 1449405649

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

In Kluger and Slavin's rendition, Christmas is no longer a time of sparkling snow globes and neighborly good will, but rather a celebration of profits, bonuses, and cutthroat competition--complete with disgruntled elves, outsourced Santas, union conflicts, Twittered conspiracies, randy reindeer, media hysteria, factory relocations, toxic merchandise, and a giant leveraged buyout that rocks the world from pole to pole. Packing their verse with hilariously spun rhymes ("The workers grew grim, as they churlishly chored / while Santa grew haplessly, craplessly bored") and even funnier illustrations (picture Santa jumping on Oprah's couch and Mrs. Claus in a racy Maxim cover photo), Kluger and Slavin spike the holiday eggnog with smart and saucy sass--not to mention loads of laughs. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition, makes the perfect stocking stuffer or lighthearted gift.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas
'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Author: Clement Clarke Moore

Publisher: Highlights Press

Published: 2019-10-08

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1684376491

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Celebrate the Christmas season with this special Hidden Pictures storybook! Hidden Pictures ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas book turns a classic tale into seek-and-find puzzles. Read aloud to the whole family while they search each beautifully illustrated page to find over 120 total hidden objects. The objects are holiday-themed, too, for even more fun. Build a new Christmas tradition and lasting memories when you snuggle up and read together! This 32-page book is a great holiday read-aloud for little sugar plums who love snuggles and stories. Filled with colorful illustrations and engaging Christmas Hidden Pictures puzzles, this storybook will create positive associations with books and encourage kids to read for fun. Plus, searching for hidden objects helps kids develop important skills like concentration and visual perception. With decorative sparkle and foil embellishments on the cover, this Christmas book is a gift that is sure to keep on giving for many holidays to come.

Christmas's Most Wanted™
Christmas's Most Wanted™

Author: Kevin Cuddihy

Publisher: Potomac Books, Inc.

Published: 2005-10-31

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 1612340369

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

It’s the rare bird that doesn’t like Christmas. Sure there are Scrooges and, here and there, cries of "Bah, humbug," but Christmas is a time for celebrating, for giving, and for trying to be just a little nicer to your fellow man. As the song goes, "If every day could be just like Christmas what a wonderful world it would be." Christmas's Most Wanted™ is a celebration of the fun side of Christmas - the songs, the movies, the television shows, the history, the people, the laughs, even the commercialism . . . all that and more. So you’ll see such top-ten lists as different versions of both "The Twelve Days of Christmas" and "A Christmas Carol". You’ll read about traditions and the standard gift givers around the world. You’ll find out about how different song genres celebrate Christmas in music. You’ll relive the great-and not-so-great-cartoons of Christmas past. You’ll discover which television celebrities "graced" the world with their very own album of holiday tunes. And you’ll learn about births, deaths, and historical events that occurred on Christmas Day. With more than forty top-ten lists on all things merry, you’ll laugh, you’ll smile, and you’ll learn a lot of interesting stuff about Christmas that you didn’t know before. So curl up before the Yule log, pour yourself some eggnog, bite into a gingerbread cookie, and enjoy the book. Merry Christmas, Buon Natale, Feliz Navidad, and Erry-may Istmas-chray. However you say it, Christmas's Most Wanted™ will certainly bring a dose of merriment to your holidays.

Super Farty Pants!
Super Farty Pants!

Author: Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen

Publisher:

Published: 2019-11-12

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9788293748038

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.

A Poop-Powered Christmas
A Poop-Powered Christmas

Author: Rosie Greening

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781788439299

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

In this rhyming story, an inventive elf finds an alternative way to power Santa's sleigh when his reindeer crew are too ill to fly.

A Kosher Christmas
A Kosher Christmas

Author: Joshua Eli Plaut

Publisher: Rutgers University Press

Published: 2012-10-24

Total Pages: 231

ISBN-13: 0813553814

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Christmas is not everybody’s favorite holiday. Historically, Jews in America, whether participating in or refraining from recognizing Christmas, have devised a multitude of unique strategies to respond to the holiday season. Their response is a mixed one: do we participate, try to ignore the holiday entirely, or create our own traditions and make the season an enjoyable time? This book, the first on the subject of Jews and Christmas in the United States, portrays how Jews are shaping the public and private character of Christmas by transforming December into a joyous holiday season belonging to all Americans. Creative and innovative in approaching the holiday season, these responses range from composing America’s most beloved Christmas songs, transforming Hanukkah into the Jewish Christmas, creating a national Jewish tradition of patronizing Chinese restaurants and comedy shows on Christmas Eve, volunteering at shelters and soup kitchens on Christmas Day, dressing up as Santa Claus to spread good cheer, campaigning to institute Hanukkah postal stamps, and blending holiday traditions into an interfaith hybrid celebration called “Chrismukkah” or creating a secularized holiday such as Festivus. Through these venerated traditions and alternative Christmastime rituals, Jews publicly assert and proudly proclaim their Jewish and American identities to fashion a universally shared message of joy and hope for the holiday season. See also: http://www.akosherchristmas.org

Chihuahua of the Baskervilles
Chihuahua of the Baskervilles

Author: Esri Allbritten

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2012-06-26

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 9781250007094

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The decidedly eccentric staff of "Tripping Magazine," a low-budget periodical of the paranormal, goes to Manitou Springs, Colorado, to investigate a ghostly Chihuahua spotted by the rich founder of a clothing catalog for small dogs.