Turkey That Ate My Father
Author: Dean Marney
Publisher: Dean Marney
Published: 1995
Total Pages: 132
ISBN-13: 9780590477307
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhat's Thanksgiving Day without a turkey? Recommended by AES Advisory Committee.
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The Jack-O'-Lantern That Ate My Brother
Author: Dean Marney
Publisher: Apple
Published: 1994
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780590477314
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDisgusted with having to take her bratty brother, Booker, trick-or-treating, Elizabeth suddenly encounters an actual witch, who kidnaps Booker until Elizabeth agrees to perform a series of tasks. Original.
The Christmas Tree that Ate My Mother
Author: Dean Marney
Publisher: Dean Marney
Published: 1992
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780590448819
DOWNLOAD EBOOKElizabeth lets her family know she thinks the Christmas tree this year is weird. Will Elizabeth be home in time for Christmas?
My Father's Rifle
Author: Hiner Saleem
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 118
ISBN-13: 0374216932
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis beautiful, spare narrative tells of the life of a boy named Azad--in fact the author, a Kurdish filmmaker--as he grows to manhood in Iraq during the 1960s and 1970s, resulting in a moving portrait of a boy who embraces the land and culture he loves, even as he leaves them.
Fuzzy Memories
Author: Jack Handey
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 1996
Total Pages: 126
ISBN-13: 9780836210408
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJack Handey, the author of the bestseller Deep Thoughts digs deeper into his past, and, to the delight of his millions of fans, more of his humor is coming to the surface. With Fuzzy Memories, Handey shares his preposterous stories from his improbable past, once again putting him in a league of his own.
Outlander Kitchen
Author: Theresa Carle-Sanders
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Published: 2016-06-14
Total Pages: 354
ISBN-13: 1101967587
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTake a bite out of Diana Gabaldon’s New York Times bestselling Outlander novels, the inspiration for the hit Starz series, with this immersive official cookbook from OutlanderKitchen founder Theresa Carle-Sanders! “If you thought Scottish cuisine was all porridge and haggis washed down with a good swally of whiskey, Outlander Kitchen’s here to prove you wrong.”—Entertainment Weekly Claire Beauchamp Randall’s incredible journey from postwar Britain to eighteenth-century Scotland and France is a feast for all five senses, and taste is no exception. From Claire’s first lonely bowl of porridge at Castle Leoch to the decadent roast beef served after her hasty wedding to Highland warrior Jamie Fraser, from gypsy stew and jam tarts to fried chicken and buttermilk drop biscuits, there are enough mouth-watering meals along the way to whet the appetite of even the most demanding palate. Now professional chef and founder of OutlanderKitchen.com Theresa Carle-Sanders offers up this extraordinary cuisine for your table. Featuring more than one hundred recipes, Outlander Kitchen retells Claire and Jamie’s incredible story through the flavors of the Scottish Highlands, the French Revolution, and beyond. Yet amateur chefs need not fear: These doable, delectable recipes have been updated for today’s modern kitchens. Here are just a few of the dishes that will keep the world of Outlander on your mind morning, noon, and nicht: • Breakfast: Yeasted Buckwheat Pancakes; A Coddled Egg for Duncan; Bacon, Asparagus, and Wild Mushroom Omelette • Appetizers: Cheese Savories; Rolls with Pigeons and Truffles; Beer-Battered Corn Fritters • Soups & Stocks: Cock-a-Leekie Soup; Murphy’s Beef Broth; Drunken Mock-Turtle Soup • Mains: Peppery Oyster Stew; Slow-Cooked Chicken Fricassee; Conspirators’ Cassoulet • Sides: Auld Ian’s Buttered Leeks; Matchstick Cold-Oil Fries; Honey-Roasted Butternut Squash • Bread & Baking: Pumpkin Seed and Herb Oatcakes; Fiona’s Cinnamon Scones; Jocasta’s Auld Country Bannocks • Sweets & Desserts: Black Jack Randall’s Dark Chocolate Lavender Fudge; Warm Almond Pastry with Father Anselm; Banoffee Trifle at River Run With gorgeous photographs and plenty of extras—including cocktails, condiments, and preserves—Outlander Kitchen is an entertainment experience to savor, a wide-ranging culinary crash course, and a time machine all rolled into one. Forget bon appétit. As the Scots say, ith do leòr!
It Ate My Sister
Author: Mark Binder
Publisher: Light Publications
Published: 2008-10-01
Total Pages: 132
ISBN-13: 0970264240
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"I have an older sister. Her name is Ellen. We don't get along..." The 100% true autobiography of an award-winning author and professional liar. Includes Halloween stories like "Runninghead" and "The Haunted Playground, plus the novella "Ellen vs. the Snakes!"
The Valentine That Ate My Teacher
Author: Dean Marney
Publisher: Dean Marney
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 116
ISBN-13: 9780590939430
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIts another weird holiday for Lizzie, and this time her substitute teacher gets involved in the strange Valentine's Day events.
The Alchemy of Loss
Author: Abigail Carter
Publisher: McClelland & Stewart
Published: 2009-02-24
Total Pages: 306
ISBN-13: 1551992256
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLike A Year of Magical Thinking, this powerful and touching book is both an inspirational read and a comfort to those who are looking for help in overcoming loss. The phone rang. It was my husband Arron telling me that he was at Windows of the World in the World Trade Center. “There’s been a bomb!” he said. I had been preparing my six-year-old daughter for her second day of first grade, balancing my two-year-old son on my hip, and I was distracted. “OK . . .” I managed to say back. It was 8:49 a.m. on September 11, 2001. He never came home. Abigail Carter is smart, funny, perceptive, and bereft. In the eyes of most, herself included, she had it all — a full life with a loving successful husband and two beautiful children. But in a horrifying instant watched by the world, it was gone, and her life and her children’s were changed irreparably. How does one learn to live again after tragedy? The Alchemy of Loss is Abby’s moving story of answering that unimaginable question. Veering away from the trite and pat grief books, which offer one-size-fits-all solutions to this most deeply personal and unique experience, she realizes that each person must forge her own path through grief, and that there are no right answers. Abby’s journey took her six years, in which she turned everything she knew about herself upside down in order to learn to live again. She charts this journey in the year’s most remarkable memoir. The Alchemy of Loss is her gift to us all — reminding us that life throws up roadblocks we can’t anticipate, and that we cannot live well if we live with regrets.
Oxford Anthology of the Brazilian Short Story
Author: K. David Jackson
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Published: 2006-08-31
Total Pages: 540
ISBN-13: 0195167597
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Oxford Anthology of the Brazilian Short Story contains a selection of short stories by the best-known authors in Brazilian literature from the late nineteenth century to the present. With few exceptions, these stories have appeared in English translation, although widely separated in time and often published in obscure journals. Here they are united in a coherent edition representing Brazil's modern, vibrant literature and culture. J.M. Machado de Assis, who first perfected the genre, wrote at least sixty stories considered to be masterpieces of world literature. Ten of his stories are included here, and are accompanied by strong and diverse representations of the contemporary story in Brazil, featuring nine stories by Clarice Lispector and seven by Joao Guimaraes Rosa. The remaining 34 authors include Mario de Andrade, Graciliano Ramos, Osman Lins, Dalton Trevisan, and other major names whose stories in translation exhibit profound artistry.The anthology is divided into four major periods, "Tropical Belle-Epoque," "Modernism," "Modernism at Mid-Century," and "Contemporary Views." There is a general introduction to Brazilian literary culture and introductions to each of the four sections, with descriptions of the authors and a general bibliography on Brazil and Brazilian literature in English. It includes stories of innovation (Mario de Andrade), psychological suspense (Graciliano Ramos), satire and perversion (Dalton Trevisan), altered realities and perceptions (Murilo Rubiao), repression and sexuality (Hilda Hilst, Autran Dourado), myth (Nelida Pinon), urban life (Lygia Fagundes Telles, Rubem Fonescal), the oral tale (Jorge Amado, Rachel de Queiroz) and other overarching themes and issues of Brazilian culture. The anthology concludes with a haunting story set in the opera theater in Manaus by one of Brazil's most recently successful writers, Milton Hatoum.
