Total Quack Up!

Total Quack Up!

Author: Sally Rippin

Publisher: Random House Australia

Published: 2018-10-15

Total Pages: 269

ISBN-13: 0143794906

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Authors Sally Rippin and Adrian Beck have gathered together an awesome line-up of writers and their funniest stories. Not only will the stories make you laugh out loud and feel good, royalties from sales of the book go to Dymocks Children's Charities - so you can feel extra good! Total Quack Up! features stories from Deborah Abela, Tristan Bancks, Adrian Beck, Jacqueline Harvey, Paul Jennings, Alex Miles, Oliver Phommavanh, Sally Rippin, R.A. Spratt and Matt Stanton, plus a prize-winning story from a child!


Monkey and Duck Quack Up!

Monkey and Duck Quack Up!

Author: Jennifer Hamburg

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2015-02-24

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 0545645158

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Colorful comedy, rollicking rhyme, charismatic characters, and a funny friendship -- this winning picture book has got it all! Duck and Monkey,best of friends,as different as odds and ends. Monkey's eager, Duck's laid-back.Together do they have the knackto be a winning rhyming teamand satisfy a monkey's dream?Turn the page and try your luck.See if you can out-rhyme Duck!


What's Up, Duck?

What's Up, Duck?

Author: Tad Hills

Publisher: Random House Studio

Published: 2011-09-28

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 0375988580

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The stars of the bestselling Duck & Goose books return in this board book for preschoolers, this time, to introduce basic opposites. Now an animated series, available to stream on Apple TV+! In this ALA-ALSC Notable Children's Book, Goose carries an oh-so-heavy log, while duck easily balances a light-as-a-feather feather. Thistle is one fast bird, but Goose is slooo-w. And when Duck is sound asleep, Goose is wide awake. With a simple text and colorful illustrations–plus the inimitable characters, of course–here’s a wonderful, and humorous, introduction to an important concept.


Danny, the Duck with No Quack

Danny, the Duck with No Quack

Author: Malachy Doyle

Publisher: QEB Publishing

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781595667540

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Shy little Danny the duck goes in search of his missing quack, only to find that it takes two tricky foxes to solve the problem.


Total Quack Up Again!

Total Quack Up Again!

Author: Sally Rippin

Publisher: Random House Australia

Published: 2019-10-15

Total Pages: 299

ISBN-13: 1760893587

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Following on from the success of Total Quack Up! authors Sally Rippin and Adrian Beck have gathered together an awesome new line-up of writers and their funniest stories. Not only will the stories make you laugh out loud and feel good, royalties from sales of the book go to Dymocks Children's Charities - so you can feel extra good! Total Quack Up Again! features stories from Nat Amoore, Felice Arena, Adam Cece, Jules Faber, Tim Harris, Kim Kane, Belinda Murrell, A.L. Tait, Shelley Ware, Michael Wagner and Nova Weetman, plus a prize-winning story from a child!


Jack Quack

Jack Quack

Author: Lucy Nolan

Publisher: Cavendish Square Publishing

Published: 2003-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780761451532

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Jack Quack is a Marshall Cavendish publication.


I'm No Quack

I'm No Quack

Author: Danny Shanahan

Publisher: Harry N. Abrams

Published: 2005-09-01

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780810957992

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It doesn't take a degree in medicine to appreciate "New Yorker" cartoonist Danny Shanahan's new book of more than 120 doctor cartoons, so be prepared for a healthy dose of humor.


Quack!

Quack!

Author: Joe Fitzpatrick

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781486713851

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Ducks will be ducks in this silly story that encourages little ones to march to their own beat and be true to themselves. Readers will love to giggle and count along as our little duck friend encounters a growing number of silly animals in this hilarious read that also teaches counting from one to eleven.


The Best of The Total Outdoorsman

The Best of The Total Outdoorsman

Author: T. Edward Nickens

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-08-29

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 1681882418

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"Be a total outdoorsman. T. Edward Nickens and the experts at Field & Stream share their collective wisdom to demystify the natural world around us, revealing the essential outdoor skills handed down from generation to generation. The Best of the Total Outdoorsman provides tried-and-true techniques and tactics that will inspire new adventures and expand the proficiency of the most grizzled experts."--Page 4 of cover.


Quack!

Quack!

Author: Bob McCoy

Publisher:

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781891661105

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InQuack! Tales of Medical Fraud from the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, curator Bob McCoy shares his collection of the hilarious, horrifying, and preposterous medical devices that have been foisted upon the public in their quest for good health. From the Prostate Gland Warmer to the Recto Rotor, from the Nose Straightener to the Wonder Electric Generator, these implements reveal the desperate measures taken by the public in their search for magic cures. With period advertisements, promotional literature, and gadget instructions, this book offers a wealth of past--and present--medical fraud. For instance, you'll learn about: Albert Abrams, the "King of Quackery," who believed that all that was needed from a patient for diagnosis was a drop of blood, a single hair, or even a handwriting sample as these would give off the unique "vibrations" of that individual. His theories were so popular that none other than Upton Sinclair promoted them in an article forPearson's magazine. Wilhelm Reich, the groundbreaking psychiatrist who, in the latter portion of his storied career, discovered "Orgone"--the energy supposedly released during sexual orgasm. According to Reich, absorbing large quantities of Orgone through his Orgone Energy Accumulator would make a person healthier. Dr. Albert C. Geyser, whose Tricho machine for removing unwanted hair through x-ray depilitation resulted in thousands of women contracting hardened and wrinkled skin, receded gums, never-healing ulcerated sores, tumors, and, of course, cancer. And if you think quackery is a thing of a past, a sampling of late night television commercials advertising everything from fat burners to magnetic and/or copper pain relievers will cure you of that notion. In fact, in the mid-1990s, a product called "The Stimulator" was advertised on television as a "cure" for pain, menstrual problems, arthritis, and carpal tunnel syndrome. The commercial--featuring Evel Knievel as its spokesperson--was so effective that over 800,000 Stimulators were sold for $88.30 before the FDA shut the company down. Still, the owners made quite a hefty profit on what was simply a one dollar gas grill igniter!