Toilet Thoughts
Toilet Thoughts

Author: Schmoopy Publishing LLC

Publisher:

Published: 2015-03-23

Total Pages: 202

ISBN-13: 9780991128204

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Toilet Thoughts started in a tiny beach house in San Diego. Because our best ideas always came to us on the can, my college roommate and I had placed a small journal in the bathroom to capture those thoughts. One morning after an epic party, we were pleasantly surprised to find dozens of other intriguing thoughts and scribbles left behind by our guests. Some were whimsical, some philosophical, and some were downright ridiculous. But they all left us with a smile on our face and itching to uncover the authors. Over the years, the collective voice of friends, family, and strangers was captured in that delightful little journal. I hope all the brilliant ideas that find their way into your very own copy of Toilet Thoughts will bring you as much joy as that little journal did back at our college beach house.

Tales from the Toilet: A Journal to Record All Your Greatest Thoughts and Ideas While on Your Toilet Break.
Tales from the Toilet: A Journal to Record All Your Greatest Thoughts and Ideas While on Your Toilet Break.

Author: Moonbow Press

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-03-05

Total Pages: 202

ISBN-13: 9781798832028

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This is the perfect journal to leave in your bathroom to record all your greatest thoughts, ideas and affirmations. Everybody knows our greatest moments of clarity and creativity happen on our beloved ceramic throne, so make sure you jot them down in your very own 'Tales from the Toilet' journal. It's the perfect toilet accessory for house parties and student accommodation too! Moonbow Press designs inspiring, fun and trendy Composition books that will show off your personality. They are ideal to write essays, take notes or write ideas. Quality glossy cover College ruled line paper 200 pages Standard size (7.44 x 9.69) Click on our brand name (under the title) to see all our other cool designs!

Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts

Author: Chris Corcoran

Publisher: Accent Press Ltd

Published: 2010-03-04

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 1908917792

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Chris Corcoran opens his mind to share every thought he's ever had, in his own random order. There are insights into his life as he takes readers back to his Eighties school disco days to reveal how the greatest moment of his teenage years was ruined by Queen's Radio Ga-Ga. He also shares the wisdom of his life experience from his time on CBeebies' Doodle Do with a lesson on the dangers of toilet roll. And he answers many of life's great questions...Why isn't optimism enough to complete a marathon? Why does food taste better in a field? And, more importantly, what is the point of Petit Filous? These thoughts and more are all here, delivered in his unique affectionate and charming way. "Quick Reads" are exciting, short, fast-paced books by leading, bestselling authors, specifically written for emergent readers and adult learners.

Motel of the Mysteries
Motel of the Mysteries

Author: David Macaulay

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 1979-10-11

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0547770723

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It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.

Thoughts from the Commode--
Thoughts from the Commode--

Author: Michael Domis

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

Published: 2004-01-01

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780880885935

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Our popular Charming Petites feature eye-catching artwork and a wide array of subjects. Unless otherwise indicated, each has a 24K gold-plated or silver-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or wear on a bracelet. We all need fun in our lives, and here's an amusing departure for PPP--bathroom humor! Get the real poop. This book includes an assortment of interesting facts, jokes and graffiti to laugh at, a little history about the bathroom, hysterical haiku, and more.

My Thoughts Exactly
My Thoughts Exactly

Author: Lily Allen

Publisher: Kings Road Publishing

Published: 2018-09-20

Total Pages: 296

ISBN-13: 1911600923

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THE NO.1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER ************************************* 'Witty, dark, devastating' Caitlin Moran 'Unflinching, unputdownable' Guardian 'Brutally honest, funny, emotionally raw' Matt Haig 'I love it' Jon Ronson ************************************* So, this is me. Lily Allen. I am a mother, and I was a wife. I'm also a singer and a songwriter. I have loved and been let down. I've been stalked and assaulted. I am a success and a failure. I've been broken and full of hope. I am all these things and more. I'm telling my truth because when women share their stories, loudly and clearly and honestly, things begin to change - for the better. So, this is my story. These are my thoughts exactly. **Includes an exclusive new chapter**

Verity
Verity

Author: Colleen Hoover

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2021-10-05

Total Pages: 295

ISBN-13: 153872474X

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Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Privy Thoughts
Privy Thoughts

Author: Jim Morrison

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-01

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781479316366

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Privy Thoughts is a hilarious, biting, and, at times, bizarre collection of the graffiti found on the toilet doors of universities in Britain, Ireland, Australia, and the United States of America. Venture inside, where the thoughts, feelings, and observations of various students are arranged into categories ranging from sex, of course, to philosophy, by way of a limerick or two. For anyone in need of a laugh, a reflective moment, or just a reminder of student days, this book is a must. It veers from being thoughtful and intellectual, to being outrageously potty-mouthed, and back again. Read, savour, and smile without the need to wash your hands afterwards.

Flush
Flush

Author: Carl Hiaasen

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2005-09-13

Total Pages: 274

ISBN-13: 0375837523

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A hilarious, high-stakes adventure involving crooked casino boats, floating fish, toxic beaches, and one kid determined to get justice. This is Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder! You know it's going to be a rough summer when you spend Father's Day visiting your dad in the local lockup. Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor–which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Right. The boat is pumped out and back in business within days and Noah's dad is stuck in the clink. Now Noah is determined to succeed where his dad failed. He will prove that the Coral Queen is dumping illegally . . . somehow. His allies may not add up to much–his sister Abbey, an unreformed childhood biter; Lice Peeking, a greedy sot with poor hygiene; Shelly, a bartender and a woman scorned; and a mysterious pirate–but Noah's got a plan to flush this crook out into the open. A plan that should sink the crooked little casino, once and for all.