Till Death Do Us Fart
Till Death Do Us Fart

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2014-05-18

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1624545181

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Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2014-11-22

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1311313613

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 4: Disrespected
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 4: Disrespected

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2015-10-03

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1311151095

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disrespected is the fourth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 1: Disheveled

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2014-08-19

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1624545378

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THE F**KING IDIOT Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of gas, out of money, and out of luck. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? BUT GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! Will the indelible sh*thead get his revenge? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disheveled is the first episode of a serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2: Defiled
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2: Defiled

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2014-09-29

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1624545440

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Defiled is the second episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2017-03-26

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1386570923

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 5: Discombobulated
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 5: Discombobulated

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2016-04-23

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1533796777

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THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Discombobulated is the fifth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

Pedo Flambé
Pedo Flambé

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2019-02-02

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1386495689

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When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. Approximately 4,000 words.

Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch
Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2018-07-04

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1386998834

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When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune? No, probably not. Approximately 4,100 words.

Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date
Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2016-08-16

Total Pages: 49

ISBN-13: 1540113698

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I’ve no idea what’s going in that pea-brained mind of yours. Perhaps it’s all that crack you’ve been smoking. Who knows? And who cares? You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn’t hard to see your angle. Now you’ve set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you’ve set the bar low—way low—you’re not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away? Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another… Approximately 11,000 words.