Monkeyfarts!

Monkeyfarts!

Author: David Borgenicht

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2012-09-18

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 1594746109

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From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?


Worst-Case Collin

Worst-Case Collin

Author: Rebecca Caprara

Publisher: Charlesbridge Publishing

Published: 2021-09-28

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 1632899221

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This poignant middle grade novel in verse follows twelve-year-old Collin who manages his anxiety by mapping out survival plans for any disaster or worst-case scenario. Collin is always prepared for something to go wrong. Ever since he lost his mom in a car accident, he's been journaling about how to overcome things like avalanches, riptides, or even a bad case of halitosis. Meanwhile, Collin's father grows more distant by the day, and has started hoarding things throughout their house. Determined to hide his home life from his friends, Collin navigates middle school alongside the hilarious and clueless Liam, and Georgia, who Collin may have feelings for. Can Collin learn to be vulnerable around those he loves, even when he can't control every possible scenario?


The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Dogs

The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Dogs

Author: David Borgenicht

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2010-07-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0811874036

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Your "best friend" shouldn't poop on the rug. Puppy-proof your home; remove skunk odors; give your dog the Heimlich maneuver.


The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival

The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival

Author: Joshua Piven

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2006-09

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9780740761768

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Based on the best-selling WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, with more than six million copies in print, this handy pocket-size version prepares you for life's unexpected perils. Would you know what to do if the worst actually happened? How would you survive an earthquake? Would you know what to do if you had to deliver a baby in a taxicab? Step-by-step survival instructions for these scenarios and many more are provided in The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival: * How to Identify a Mail Bomb * How to Survive in the Line of Fire * How to Fend Off an Alligator Carry this pocket-size volume with you at all times, because you just never know when you'll need it. Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The little books are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex, 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.


Marley & Me

Marley & Me

Author: John Grogan

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-03-17

Total Pages: 323

ISBN-13: 0061793558

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The heartwarming and unforgettable story of a family and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life. Now with photos and new material. Is it possible for humans to discover the key to happiness through a bigger-than-life, bad-boy dog? Just ask the Grogans. John and Jenny were just beginning their life together. They were young and in love, with not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marley, a wiggly yellow furball of a puppy. Life would never be the same. Marley grew into a barreling, ninety-seven-pound streamroller of a Labrador retriever. He crashed through screen doors, gouged through drywall, and stole women's undergarments. Obedience school did no good -- Marley was expelled. But just as Marley joyfully refused any limits on his behavior, his love and loyalty were boundless, too. Marley remained a model of devotion, even when his family was at its wit's end. Unconditional love, they would learn, comes in many forms. Marley & Me is John Grogan's funny, unforgettable tribute to this wonderful, wildly neurotic Lab and the meaning he brought to their lives.


The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Breakups

The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Breakups

Author: David Borgenicht

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2010-07-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0811873749

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Get over it! What to do if you're left at the altar; tell-tale signs your relationship is over; treating red, puffy eyes; and how to make your bed feel less empty.


The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cats

The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cats

Author: David Borgenicht

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2010-07-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0811874028

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The ultimate survival guide for dealing with all things feline, from hairballs and litter box malfunctions to catnip overdoses, apathy, and bossiness.


The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Meetings

The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Meetings

Author: David Borgenicht

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2010-07-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0811874044

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Fake your way through a presentation, slip out of the room unnoticed, stay awake through agenda overload, and video conference from the beach.


The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cars

The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cars

Author: David Borgenicht

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2010-07-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 081187401X

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Learn to reattach a bumper, drive down a flight of stairs, and survive road rage—your own and other people's. The essential driver's manual!