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Author: Susan Fenton
Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional
Published: 2006-09-20
Total Pages: 145
ISBN-13: 0071479007
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTeaches French vocabulary through five hundred jokes and quips, the answers to which are puns on French words. Includes related fun facts.
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
Published: 2012-01-30
Total Pages: 106
ISBN-13: 9781469916156
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIf you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of French jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of French Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of French Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one French joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many French jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do French Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a French Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The French Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the French Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do French Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author: Michael Close
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2012-12-01
Total Pages: 220
ISBN-13: 1435706463
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMichael Close is an inveterate joke teller whose stories have brought gales of laughter from audiences around the world. For more than twenty years, Michael's friends and colleagues have eagerly awaited a collection of jokes from his enormous repertoire. "That Reminds Me" is that compilation - more than 250 of the best clean (and not so clean) jokes you've ever read. But this is much more than a joke book. Michael shares heartfelt reminiscences of the funny people who have enriched his life, stories of crazy personal experiences, and thoughts on the importance of "finding the funny" in your own life. This is the perfect book for anyone who needs a good laugh. Foreword by Penn Jillette [The jokes in this collection range from squeaky clean to R-rated. Words that you can't use on network television appear occasionally. If such language offends you, please don't purchase this book.]
Author: Claude Hajos
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2023-08-18
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFunny and... Very funny stories: a collection of funny stories that will make you burst out laughing !" Welcome to the hilarious world of "Funny and... Very Funny Stories !" This book is full of carefully selected funny stories to make you laugh out loud. Whether you need a good dose of humor to brighten your day or are looking to share moments of laughter with friends and family, this book is for you. "Funny and...Very funny stories!" is a compilation of funny stories that will have you bursting with laughter. Immerse yourself in a world filled with jokes, puns, hilarious anecdotes and comedy on every page. From little puns to comedic tales, each story is designed to elicit laughter and put a smile on your face. - More than 100 funny stories to keep you entertained. - A variety of themes, from wacky animals to wacky everyday situations. Perfect for gatherings with friends, family nights out or just having a good time alone. "Funny and...Very funny stories !" is your ideal companion when you need a good dose of laughter and levity in your life. Immerse yourself in these funny stories and let yourself be carried away by the laughter. Get ready to share moments of happiness and spread joy around you with this humorous book.
Author: Sarah Retter
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2017-01-09
Total Pages: 62
ISBN-13: 9781542457590
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIf you are an English speaker, improving your French skills may be boring. So, get a break and begin to learn and have fun at the same time with the dirty, shorty, funny, sexy, one liner jokes youll find in this fun book. All the one liners are translated sentence by sentence and are related to sex, women, and love relationships: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes Bad jokes Funny proverbs They are all here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private, -the lines everybody wants to listen. Either in French or in English. Surprise you love partner and friends with one liner jokes they are going to adore! Purchase your copy now and start improving your French with joy and fun!"
Author: Susan Fenton
Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional
Published: 2006-09-20
Total Pages: 145
ISBN-13: 0071479015
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTeaches Spanish vocabulary through five hundred jokes and quips, the answers to which are puns on Spanish words. Includes related fun facts.
Author: John Kennedy Toole
Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Published: 2007-12-01
Total Pages: 414
ISBN-13: 0802197620
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWinner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).
Author: Billoo Badhshah
Publisher: Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
Published:
Total Pages: 142
ISBN-13: 9788128805820
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2020-09-01
Total Pages: 203
ISBN-13: 1645175030
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYour friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
Author: Raj Haldar
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2018-11-13
Total Pages: 35
ISBN-13: 1492695335
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
