The Ultimate Survival Guide to Monsters Under the Bed

The Ultimate Survival Guide to Monsters Under the Bed

Author: Mitch Frost

Publisher: Buster Books

Published: 2019-10-03

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781780556475

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A delightful picture book that's perfect for anyone, big or small, who's ever been afraid of what might be lurking under their bed. Guaranteed to help children sleep peacefully in a monster-free bedroom.A humorous take on a classic childhood concern offering the ultimate step-by-step survival guide. Perfect for anyone who lies awake at night worrying about monsters.Doughnut monsters.Blue monsters.DANCING ROBOT MONSTERS!If children follow the ten easy steps then they'll never be bothered by monsters again. Not even carrot monsters. Perfect for anyone, big or small, who's ever been afraid of what might be lurking under the bed.


The Ultimate Survival Guide to Bedtime Monsters

The Ultimate Survival Guide to Bedtime Monsters

Author: Mitch Frost

Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky

Published: 2020

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781728210049

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Scientists from Goodnight Labs present ten simple steps for chasing away a wide variety of bedtime monsters, such as whispering jokes to them so they will go tell their friends.


The Gruesome Guide to World Monsters

The Gruesome Guide to World Monsters

Author: Judy Sierra

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 65

ISBN-13: 076361727X

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Make room in your suitcase for this monstrously entertaining guide to fantastic creatures around the world — and how to elude them. I did not make any of this up. Do you know why you should have baby teeth handy when visiting the Midwest? Or why you should bring a cucumber with you when swimming in Japan? How good are you at solving Russian riddles? From Boston to Bejing, from Moscow to Mali, any place you visit has its own terrifying tales of very real creatures. Complete with handy "gruesomeness ratings," this guide offers all the important facts on some sixty-three folkloric monsters and how (if possible!) to survive an encounter with them. Meticulously researched by Judy Sierra and illustrated in grotesque detail by Henrik Drescher, here is the ultimate resource for any world traveler, armchair or otherwise, hoping to make it home alive.


Desert Survival Handbook

Desert Survival Handbook

Author: Charles A. Lehman

Publisher: American Traveler Press

Published: 1998-06-01

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780935810653

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Survival situations can and do happen to average people, as well as adventurous explorers. You have the capacity to handle these situations if you know and follow the fundamental principles of survival. Desert Survival Handbook contains the basics to get you started: Prepare yourself for actual emergencies by solving real-life scenarios; Increase your survival odds by knowing how to protect your body; Improve your chances of rescue; Make survival situations easier with a survival kit.


The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World

The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1402238347

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A self-help guide for would-be world conquerors provides a ten-step program for becoming an archvillain, including picking a name and a costume, setting up a lair, making robots, and acquiring minions.


Red Carpet Suicide

Red Carpet Suicide

Author: Perez Hilton

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 455

ISBN-13: 1101651245

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Perez Hilton—self-proclaimed “Queen of All Media” and founder of PerezHilton.com—cuts loose with a book that secures his reputation as “the most-hated man in Hollywood” (Rolling Stone). The best part: it’s hysterically funny—and shockingly true… Psycho celebs dominate news, fashion, and trends, influencing how we speak and what we wear. We’re obsessed! Our reality-based, gossip-driven world has set the barometer for what’s in and what’s out. So, how do we become like the famous? Well, post a grainy sex video online, drive high and wasted against oncoming traffic, flash your coochie for the cameras, and if those don’t work, attempt suicide—and you’re bound to become a “Hilton.” Now the man infamous for breaking raw superstar dish and jaw-dropping commentary lends his fearless voice, notorious sense of humor, and outrageous sensibility to Red-Carpet Suicide, a generation-defining, hilarious survival guide.


The Monster Survival Guide

The Monster Survival Guide

Author: Lazarus Q. Boutwell

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-11-05

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781539954330

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Ever heard of shape shifting goo? How about a giant monster that freezes kids? Or how about a big guy made of clocks? The Monster Survival Guide will show you how to survive the most dangerous of monsters! Be sure to look out for: 1. Death by time freeze 2. Death by being frozen by a big piece of ice cream 3. Death by laughing TOO hard because of this book! Be sure to watch for your surroundings! Or else... ROAR!!!


Monster Survival Guide

Monster Survival Guide

Author: Monster Guide

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-12

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781974535415

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Ever heard of shape shifting goo? How about a giant monster that freezes kids? Or how about a big guy made of clocks?The Monster Survival Guide will show you how to survive the most dangerous of monsters! Be sure to look out for:1. Death by time freeze2. Death by being frozen by a big piece of ice cream3. Death by laughing TOO hard because of this book!Be sure to watch for your surroundings!Or else... ROAR!!!


365 Essential Survival Skills

365 Essential Survival Skills

Author: Creek Stewart

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2016-12-09

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1440247307

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Learn. Practice. Prepare. Survive. Survival situations can happen when least expected. The best defense is knowledge and confidence in the skills that will keep you alive--whether it's for a few hours, days or long term. 365 Essential Survival Skills comprises the best knowledge, tips and tricks available in the world today, and each skill is explained in fun, easy-to-learn ways that any student--greenhorn or seasoned--will pick up with a little practice. With 365 skills inside this book, there's plenty of practice to keep you busy year-round. The difference between life and death in a survival setting is a very slim margin. Don't take any chances--learn how to keep yourself and your family alive. FEATURING: • Skills relevant to all four seasons of the year and desert, woodland, prairie, mountain and urban environments • Vital insights on the four core survival needs--shelter, fire, water and food • Other topics such as navigation, first aid, tools, signaling, self-defense and more • Practical applications for campers, hunters, anglers, hikers, climbers, skiers and all who venture outdoors • Links to thorough, in-depth video demonstrations