The Ultimate Excuses Handbook

The Ultimate Excuses Handbook

Author: Lou Harry

Publisher: Cider Mill Press

Published: 2019-06-04

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1604338598

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Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like the traffic was terrible and more unique options like Jesus drank wine, you're sure to have a definitive way to say: It wasn't MY fault.


The Ultimate Excuse Generator

The Ultimate Excuse Generator

Author: Mike Barfield

Publisher:

Published: 2019-08-02

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 9781786275240

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This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!


BEST GET OUT OF WORK EXCUSES

BEST GET OUT OF WORK EXCUSES

Author: John Tardy

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2005-12

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 1411661478

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If you enjoy maximizing your vacation, sick and personal days, and you seek more knowledge about the techniques others have used to take much deserved time off, this book is for you. It is comprised of the best Get out of work excuses the author has heard from his employees over the years


No Excuses!

No Excuses!

Author: Brian Tracy

Publisher: Hachette Go

Published: 2023-08-15

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 0306833948

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Most people think success comes from good luck or enormous talent, but many successful people achieve their accomplishments in a simpler way: through self-discipline. No Excuses! shows you how you can achieve success in all three major areas of your life, including your personal goals, business and money goals, and overall happiness. Each of the 21 chapters in this book shows you how to be more disciplined in one aspect of your life, with end-of-chapter exercises to help you apply the "no excuses" approach to your own life. With these guidelines, you can learn how to be more successful in everything you do --instead of wistfully envying others you think are just "luckier" than you. A little self-discipline goes a long way -- so stop making excuses and read this book!


The Book of Big Excuses

The Book of Big Excuses

Author: Tracey Turner

Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780340970553

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Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.


Excellent Excuses (and Other Good Stuff) (Tom Gates #2)

Excellent Excuses (and Other Good Stuff) (Tom Gates #2)

Author: Liz Pichon

Publisher: Scholastic Canada

Published: 2013-02

Total Pages: 364

ISBN-13: 1443124397

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Tom Gates, master of excuses, expert doodler and hilarious story writer is back -- and making the most of his holiday! No school for two whole weeks leaves Tom with tons of time for the important things in life. He can forget all about school and the irritating Marcus Meldrew, and save his energy for the good stuff! Stuff like: inventing new ways to annoy his sister Delia (so many); band practice for the Dogzombies (rock stars in the making!); watching TV and eating caramel wafers; eating caramel wafers and watching TV. Excellent. Of course, he still has to do his book report for Mr. Keen... Full of Tom's honest, silly, laugh-out-loud funny scribbles and stories -- and a doodle-filled glossary to help Canadian kids make sense of British terms (what IS a caramel wafer, anyway?) -- this follow-up to the Roald Dahl Funny Prize winner The Brilliant World of Tom Gates is guaranteed to have readers in stitches!


No Excuses:

No Excuses:

Author: Dreux édéric

Publisher: Tmg Firm

Published: 2017-04-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780998356518

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Dreux "Lil Fizz" Frédéric of platinum selling R&B group B2K, thought he had it all; fame, fortune and millions of adoring fans at his feet. In the shadows of the bright lights is where he discovered the true meaning of having it all. On the day his son was born, Dreux then realized it was his son who made him whole. He's learned that being a father is the ultimate reward.


The Ultimate Trail Running Handbook

The Ultimate Trail Running Handbook

Author: Claire Maxted

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2021-01-07

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 1472974816

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'Filled to the brim with advice, tips and inspiration to enable you to achieve your dreams over whatever distance you want your legs to carry you' Chrissie Wellington, OBE, four-time Ironman Triathlon World Champion From complete beginners to seasoned off-road runners, The Ultimate Trail Running Handbook has all the training and nutrition advice, skills, gear and motivation you need to become a fit and confident trail runner. There are training plans that take newcomers from 5k parkrun to first trail marathon, while for experienced runners there are sections on strength work, injury prevention and advanced training plans to boost performance up to 50k (30 miles). To keep you enjoying every step, you'll find advice on how to choose the right gear; over 20 easy, healthy recipes; inspiring stories from real trail runners; and advice from top athletes and coaches. And if you want to explore new trails, you can use the navigation and route planning section to create your own exciting off-road adventure. If you're a trail runner or would like to become one, this book is your new best friend.


100 EXCUSES for Not Doing THINGS

100 EXCUSES for Not Doing THINGS

Author: May Betom Horrow

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-02-06

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13:

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Has it ever happened to you that you don't want to go out with someone or do something and don't have an excuse ready? Thanks to this book, it will never happen again. A collection of the best excuses divided by categories that will help you avoid doing what is wrong with class.


Stop the Excuses

Stop the Excuses

Author: Wayne W. Dyer

Publisher:

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 9781848500273

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In Stop the Excuses, Dr Wayne W. Dyer reveals how to change lifelong, self-defeating thinking patterns that prevent you from living at the highest levels of success, happiness and health. You may know what to think but find it terribly difficult to actually change thinking habits that have been with you since childhood. People are forever using excuses and defending those excuse patterns as if they were actually true. Such statements as 'It would be very difficult for me to change...', 'If I changed, it would create family dramas...', 'I'm too old/young to change...', and 'I've always been this way...' are all excuses that are used regularly without challenging the truth of these thinking habits. When you eliminate excuses that explain your shortcomings or failures, you'll awaken to your infinite possibilities.