Filled with more than 250 sidesplitting riddles and jokes, this book features such Disney characters as Mickey Mouse, Simba, Aladdin, Snow White, and Winnie the Pooh as joke tellers and riddle revelers. There's also plenty of categorical humor in this mix, with gags on Ho-Ho-Homonyms, Royal Riddles, Doctor Mickey's Medical Merriment, and Castle Quips.
What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles
What did the ghost say to Phineas and Ferb? I know what we're going to boo today! Sit around the campfire with Phineas, Ferb, and the rest of the gang as they tell super scary jokes and stories! This third joke book is illustrated with black-and-white original art and screen grabs throughout.
This collection of Hawaiian howlers and galactic gags is packed with riddles, puns and knock-knocks. It features characters from Disney film, Lilo & Stitch, about a Hawaiian girl named Lilo and her friendship with her new extraterrestrial pet, Stitch.
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!
We can't possibly play football out there - the pitch is wet through! I know - the first years have been doing dribbling practise all morning! This hilarious bumper book includes over 1000 jokes. Packed with sparkling rib-ticklers and dozens of cartoons, it includes all the best joke themes, including: • Knock knock jokes • School and teacher jokes • Funny foods • Ghosts and ghouls • Space and aliens It promises to keep young readers laughing for hours!
