The Ultimate Christmas Cracker

The Ultimate Christmas Cracker

Author: John Julius Norwich

Publisher: John Murray Publishers

Published: 2021-11-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781529324907

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In 1969, John Julius Norwich, the legendary popular historian, gathered together the favourite things he'd come across in the last 365 days into one short charming pamphlet. Initially just a treat for his friends, it rapidly turned into a huge word-of-mouth success. And soon the arrival of John Julius Norwich's latest 'Christmas Cracker' became as essential a part of the English Christmas experience as holly and mistletoe. Norwich had a brilliant eye for a story and telling detail, and his Crackers are full of jokes, warmth and wit. Here in one bumper book is his final and 50th Christmas Cracker, alongside all the very best bits as picked out by his daughter Artemis Cooper. This is the perfect Christmas gift.


Macca's Christmas Crackers

Macca's Christmas Crackers

Author: Matt Cosgrove

Publisher: Scholastic UK

Published: 2019-10-03

Total Pages: 27

ISBN-13: 0702300004

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It's Christmas time, and Macca has a long list of presents that he would love to buy his friends. But when he checks his piggy bank, he realises that he's spent all of his savings. Oh no! This heartfelt celebration of friendship and kindness is the perfect Christmas story.


An English Christmas

An English Christmas

Author: John Julius Norwich

Publisher: John Murray

Published: 2017-11-16

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1473665949

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'If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'Every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.' This year go carol-singing in the Cotswolds with Laurie Lee or attend church with a grumpy Samuel Pepys. Make plum puddings for bemused French villagers with Elizabeth David; go present shopping with Virginia Woolf or eat far too much with Agatha Christie. Celebrate Christmas at Chatsworth, in the workhouse or marooned in the ice with Shackleton ... For forty-five years, the arrival of John Julius Norwich's latest Christmas Cracker became as essential a part of the Christmas experience as holly and mistletoe. In An English Christmas the late legendary popular historian gathered all the best writing about this strangest and most memorable time of year into one book and his brilliant eye for a story is evident on every page. Vividly evoking all the good things about the festive season, this unexpected anthology is just as entertaining about its darker aspects. Eight-year-old Princess Margaret's thank-you list jostles with moving letters home from the trenches. Sherlock Holmes solves his trickiest case. George Orwell writes about indigestion; Jane Austen about reluctant socialising and Thomas Hardy about the old folk belief that all animals kneel at midnight on 24 December. There are ghost stories, games and bizarre recipes. Diary-entries, recipes and letters sit alongside poems and short stories. An English Christmas could convert any Scrooge into an instant enthusiast.


Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Author: John Jester

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-10-16

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781539508960

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Christmas Cracker Jokes is crammed full of the best and the very worst cracker jokes. Guaranteed to provide all the groans and giggles needed to top off the perfect Christmas day. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? What is the best Christmas present in the world? Find the answers to these and many more inside.


Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker

Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker

Author: Sue Mongredien

Publisher: Usborne Books

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780746077931

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Oliver is fed up when he finds out he's going to be spending Christmas with his bullying cousins, Thug and Thugette, and things just go from bad to worse when they play a nasty trick on him. But with a little inspiration from a magical Christmas cracker, he comes up with a plan to save the day.


A Christmas Cracker

A Christmas Cracker

Author: Trisha Ashley

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2015-10-22

Total Pages: 372

ISBN-13: 0008133719

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Curl up this Christmas with this gorgeous festive story from the No.1 bestselling author of The Christmas Invitation ‘A warm-hearted and comforting read. Trisha at her best’ Carole Matthews


The Great British Christmas

The Great British Christmas

Author: Maria Hubert

Publisher: The History Press

Published: 2011-09-16

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 0752471066

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A delightful history of how Christmas has been celebrated in Britain over the past 2,000 years. From the legend of Arthur pulling the sword from the stone one Christmas day, to when the Puritan Parliament tried to 'ban' Christmas, through to Charles Dickens's vivid recollections of his boyhood celebrations, and his delight in the present of a jumping frog. Amongst the wealth of stories and personal reminiscences this book also teaches us how the traditions we now hold so dear came into being, including Mrs Beeton's recipe for the original Christmas cake (made with a horn of mead), the birth of Christmas carolling, the first ever Christmas tree to be brought to England from Germany by Prince Albert and the origins of the Christmas cracker. This is simply the perfect book with which to celebrate Christmas and all the traditions that surround it.


The Illustrated Christmas Cracker

The Illustrated Christmas Cracker

Author: John Julius Norwich

Publisher: Atlantic Books

Published: 2013-11-01

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 1782392521

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A classic Christmas gift book, reissued with new cover artwork by Quentin Blake For more than 40 years, John Julius Norwich has been sending out his Christmas Crackers—a personal collection of quirky quotes and literary odds and ends—to his friends instead of a Christmas card. Here, Quentin Blake has made his own selection of favorite pieces and has illustrated them in his own trademark style. From curious dictionary definitions ("Carphology. Delirious fumbling with the bedclothes," Concise Oxford Dictionary) and tortuous palindromes ("Live dirt up a side-track carted is a putrid evil") to 18th-century accounts of drunken pigs and Benjamin Franklin's account of inventing bifocals, this cracker is stuffed with surprising, offbeat, often hilarious gems. Enlivened by Quentin Blake's witty illustrations, this book is a perfect stocking-stuffer.