Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools
Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools

Author: W.T. Kosmos

Publisher: Wise Wit Press, LLC

Published: 2023-05-05

Total Pages: 515

ISBN-13:

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In a world of divisive politicians, brainwashed followers, and extreme school rivalries between spoon-wielding Puddin’ Heads and their sworn enemies, the Sweeties, 14-year-old Blaze Union is expelled for the offense of playing guitar and soccer with hands deemed “too large” by MegaCorp standards. But instead of dropping out, Blaze embarks on a mission to become Island Nation's top school boss and liberate students and teachers from an absurd existence. Armed with a sarcastic teacher and a band of rebellious misfits, Blaze's revolution rapidly gains momentum, catching powerful knuckleheads off guard. But as shocking events escalate the conflict between the Puddin' Heads and Sweeties, Blaze faces unexpected enemies, shady alliances, and a disturbing question: are these catastrophes just coincidences, the fallout of her rebellion, or the work of hidden forces lurking in the shadows? With the country on edge, Blaze must confront the truth before her revolution unravels and the nation’s schools spiral into chaos. Brace yourself for a wild adventure filled with delusional leaders, epic showdowns, and a fight for freedom like no other. And don’t forget your spoon helmet—you’ll need it. Finalist - 2023 Mark Twain Book Award - Humor / Satire "Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny." — Kirkus Reviews "Hilarious... A must read." — Karen Johnson, teacher

Puddinhead & the Chalkboard
Puddinhead & the Chalkboard

Author: Marilyn Foote

Publisher: Tate Publishing

Published: 2010-07

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 1616630930

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Miriam Foote, fondly known as Puddinhead, and her siblings were taught by their parents to love learning and imagination. When a local school announces it will be closing, their father knows this is the perfect opportunity to feed his children's imagination, and he surprises them with a full-size chalkboard! Puddinhead and the Chalkboard throws you into the imaginary world of Denney Williams Puddinhead creates using the chalkboard in the back room of her house. The creative and humorous adventures Puddinhead and her sisters invent will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Join author Marilyn Foote in Puddinhead and the Chalkboard-a story of imagination and play and the second installment in the Puddinhead series.

Puddinhead's Daddy
Puddinhead's Daddy

Author: Marilyn Foote

Publisher: Tate Publishing

Published: 2011-10

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13: 161346097X

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Follow Puddinhead and her siblings as they bicycle around the neighborhood, play in the backyard with Daddy, and venture into the luscious farmer's market! Tonight is Mommy and Daddy's wedding anniversary, and Puddinhead can't wait to see them all dressed up ready for their date. But will Puddinhead's disastrous attempt to ride an older boy's bicycle leave Daddy too upset for his big night? Children and parents alike will adore this installment ofPuddinhead's Daddyas they learn about why Daddy is so important to the family!

Pudd'nhead Wilson and Those Extraordinary Twins
Pudd'nhead Wilson and Those Extraordinary Twins

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher:

Published: 1922

Total Pages: 314

ISBN-13:

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This is a story of a sober kind, picturing life in a little town of Missouri, half a century ago. The principal incidents relate to a slave of mixed blood and her almost pure white son, whom she substitutes for her master's baby. The slave by birth grows up in wealth and luxury, but turns out a peculiarly mean scoundrel, and perpetrating a crime, meets with due justice. The science of fingerprints is practically illustrated in detecting the fraud. The title character is the village atheist, whose maxims doubtless express much of the author's own disillusion.

Puddinhead
Puddinhead

Author: Marilyn Foote

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-05

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9781946946515

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Carefree playing of the neighborhood kids in the street in the early evenings kicks off the charming book of a child looking for God's presence in her life. Little Miriam Foote acquires her nickname, "Puddinhead," attends church and is very open to ask where God is. She just wants to talk to Him. Author Marilyn Foote designs a world of trust and hope as she recreates a mirror character of herself when she writes about Miriam Foote. Young Miriam looks for just the right place to carry on her important conversation with God. Everyone who reads, Puddinhead will learn the importance of seeking God's aura in their life and prayer.

Dead Stars
Dead Stars

Author: Bruce Wagner

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-07-30

Total Pages: 657

ISBN-13: 0142196878

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“Dead Stars is the London Fields of Los Angeles, the Ulysses of TMZ culture—an immensely literate, fearsomely interior novel about people who are neither.”—Tom Bissell, GQ At age thirteen, Telma is famous as the world’s youngest breast cancer survivor until threatened with obscurity by a four-year-old who’s just undergone a mastectomy…. Reeyonna believes that auditioning for pregnant teenage porn will help fulfill her dream of befriending Kanye West…. Jackie, a photographer once celebrated for arty nudes of her young daughter, is working at a Sears Family Portrait boutique…. And Oscar-winning Michael Douglas searches for meaning while his wife, Catherine, guest-stars on Glee. Moving forward with the inexorable force of a tsunami, Dead Stars is Bruce Wagner’s most lavish and remarkable translation yet of the national zeitgeist: post-privacy porn culture, a Kardashianworld of rapid-cycling, disposable narrative where reality-show triumph is the new American narcotic.

Baseball's Most Bizarre Plays
Baseball's Most Bizarre Plays

Author: Alan Hirsch

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2021-11-22

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 1476687072

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Baseball has produced some notably strange plays--like Randy Johnson's fastball dismantling a bird--yet there have been many that defy belief. Beginning with Todd Frazier tricking umpires into calling an out with a rubber ball and culminating in Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky pitching into a scrum of two batters and a manager at home plate, this book describes the 150 most bizarre plays in the history of the game. Baserunners going in the wrong direction, outfielders kicking the ball, three runners meeting at one base, two balls in play, players ejected for dancing and many other anomalies are presented with detailed commentary.