What is it like having a Goblin in your closet? Meet Snot, a lovable little fellow with big hairy ears, upside down eyes who enjoys eating bogeys, flies and anything gross. Suggested level: junior, primary.
Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies! What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you? You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD! So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!
There are snotgoblins everywhere! Snot's family have moved in, bringing burps, silly scratch fights and nosepicking to every corner of the room. But something is wrong. One goblin has to leave. Suggested level: junior.
When Korean American Jasmine Yap's long-time boyfriend, Paul, is caught cheating on her, her giant, overprotective family secretly arranges to use her graduation party to introduce her to Orlando's most eligible men.
An emergency has struck the world of Klyrode. Due to an incident involving a certain golden-haired individual and his legendary shovel, the magic barrier around the sky has been critically damaged! After the efforts of the drunkard ex-goddess, Telbyress, only make the situation worse, the authorities of the Celestial Plane turn to the only person on the world whose magic could possibly fix the firmament itself—Flio, the nigh-omnipotent merchant from another world. But does anyone at the Fli-o’-Rys General Store have the mathematical chops to keep the books in order while the boss is away? Will Elinàsze be able to keep her unsanctioned trips to the Celestial Plane itself a secret from the angel Zofina? And what will she and Flio find in the enigmatic Castle Celestia?
One night after roller derby practice, twelve-year-old Tamora Carter discovers a pair of goblins digging through the dumpster behind the rink. The scruffy pair passed through a magical portal into our world, and they're not alone. Do these creatures know the truth about what happened to Tamora's best friend Andre? She won't rest until she finds out. But there are things far more dangerous than goblins...
Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.
Heroic goblin Jig, now known as a dragonslayer, embarks on his latest adventure, along with his pet fire-spider, when he is ordered by the conniving head goblin to defeat a terrifying enemy who is determined to destroy or enslave all of ogrekind. Original.
More friendship, magic, and laugh-out loud adventure in this hilarious chapter book series! A new mystery has rolled onto Penfurzy Island, and the Rebel Bicycle Club are ready to investigate! Nessa, Demelza, and their goose, Captain Honkers, are excited to explore a traveling carnival that's come to Penfurzy, and soon they befriend Jack, the son of the carnival owner. But strange things are happening too, like odd tremors that shake the island! Does it have anything to do with the fact that the carnival comes to Penfurzy only every ten years? It's up to the friends to do what they do best: save the day from a fate worse than homework. An adventure with twists, turns and gross-out trailer park invaders guaranteed to make you laugh!