I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

Author: Max Greenfield

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2023-09-19

Total Pages: 25

ISBN-13: 0593616596

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Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.


The Penguin who Wanted to Fly

The Penguin who Wanted to Fly

Author: Catherine Vase

Publisher: Scholastic

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781407105222

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Flip-Flop the penguin wants to fly so badly, he makes himself wings, but they don't help. When his pal Polar Bear pushes him down their favorite slide, Flip-Flop unexpectedly lands in the sea. Suddenly he finds he can do something thats a lot like flying. Full color.


Little Miss Sparkle

Little Miss Sparkle

Author: Adam Hargreaves

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2016-10-04

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0451534190

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Let Little Miss Sparkle knock your socks off with glimmering, shimmering razzle dazzle! Little Miss Sparkle is the brightest and sparkliest addition to the world of the Little Misses. Her shiny presence is guaranteed to add a little pizzazz to any situation!


The Penguin Who Wanted to Be Different

The Penguin Who Wanted to Be Different

Author: Maria O'Neill

Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

Published: 2001-11-01

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780439318099

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Dorothy Penguin wants to be different from the rest of the penguins in her village so she sets off on a fantastic quest to find the one person who can make her different--the most magical man in the world--Santa Claus. Original.


Penguin Problems

Penguin Problems

Author: Jory John

Publisher: Random House Studio

Published: 2016-09-27

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0553513370

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Have you ever thought: I have so many problems and nobody even cares? Well, penguins have problems too! Discover them in this hilarious collaboration from Jory John (All my friends are dead. and Quit Calling Me a Monster!) and Lane Smith (The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales)! This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol’ crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we’ve just learned that grumps are everywhere. . . . This book is sure to tickle kids’ funny bones and will elicit appreciative sighs from the adults reading it aloud. "We are all Mortimer [the main character in Penguin Problems]." —The New York Times “Bursting with humor.” —Kirkus Reviews “The snark level is cranked up high.” —The Horn Book, Starred “Will be right at home with fans of Jon Klassen’s This Is Not My Hat.” —Booklist “Classic comedy.” —Publishers Weekly “Rib-tickling.” —School Library Journal


The One and Only Sparkella

The One and Only Sparkella

Author: Channing Tatum

Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

Published: 2021-05-04

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 1250838576

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An Instant #1 New York Times Bestseller! A Publishers Weekly Bestseller! Leading actor, producer and director Channing Tatum's picture book debut, The One and Only Sparkella is a charming ode to self-esteem and the love between a father and daughter—illustrated by Kim Barnes. Ella is excited for her first day at a new school. Glimmering pencil case? Check! Shimmering backpack? Check! Glittery ribbons in her hair? Check! She can't wait to meet the other kids and share her sparkly personality. But her first day doesn't go quite as planned: Her new classmates don't like her disco-ball shoes, her PB&J-with-sprinkles sandwich, or her rainbow-y unicorn painting. Ella decides to try to be less sparkly at school the next day so the other kids won't make fun of her. But with a little help from her dad, she soon learns the importance of just being herself, no matter what other people say.


The Tiny Star

The Tiny Star

Author: Arthur Ginolfi

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13: 168099526X

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You’re never too small to be a part of God’s big plan! Starlet is the smallest star in the sky, much too small to ever be seen by anyone on earth. Though she wants to twinkle and sparkle like the other stars around her, it doesn’t seem like it will ever be possible, even though the wise, old moon assures her it will be so. One night, Starlet begins to fall to earth . . . and there she finds that even the smallest stars can play a big role. This inspiring story alongside bright illustrations, will touch both parents and children alike. The Tiny Star teaches your child that even the most unassuming people, like a little baby born in a manger, can go on to play the biggest roles imaginable.


Tollins: Explosive Tales for Children

Tollins: Explosive Tales for Children

Author: Conn Iggulden

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2012-04-17

Total Pages: 170

ISBN-13: 0062106384

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These are the first three stories of the Tollins. Yes, they do have wings, but no, they aren't fairies. Tollins are a lot less fragile than fairies. In fact, the word fragile can't really be used to describe them at all. They are about as fragile as a house brick. In "How to Blow Up Tollins" a fireworks factory comes to the village of Chorleywood and the Tollins find themselves being used as industrial supplies. Being blasted into the night sky or spun round on a Catherine wheel is nowhere near a much fun as it sounds. It's up to one young Tollin to save his people from becoming an ingredient. In "Sparkler and the Purple Death" our hero looks execution in the face. Luckily, the executioner's mask in backwards. Finally, in "Windbags and Dark Tollins" Tollin society faces a threat from the Dorset countryside, which, again, is much more frightening and nail-bitingly dramatic than it actually sounds.