The Pastor Has Gorgeous Legs

The Pastor Has Gorgeous Legs

Author: Lynne C. Holden

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2011-06-15

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13: 1456765337

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The author reflects on her thirty years as a pastor in various settings, both as a settled pastor and as Interim Pastor. She writes of her early life and her sense of Call at the age of thirteen yet unable to answer that Call for almost 30 years. The struggles of being a woman in a male dominated ecclesiastical world and other challenges which the author has overcome makes for fun but serious reflections.


Pretty Good Joke Book

Pretty Good Joke Book

Author: Garrison Keillor

Publisher: Blackstone Publishing

Published: 2021-08-10

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.


The Inspector and the Sexy Goddess

The Inspector and the Sexy Goddess

Author: Binoo John

Publisher: Noctilucent

Published: 2020-05-21

Total Pages: 25

ISBN-13:

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The story set in a coastal town in southern Kerala, examines the notions of life, afterlife and death itself. Exisiting at the junction of the real and the surreal, the story, brimming with irony, humour and gripping prose is about the life of a woman who transforms herself into a goddess and establishes the Church of Resurrection, the day after her father died. This fabulous , sometimes erotically charged 30- minute read, questions accepted notions of faith and religion.


Yuletide Redemption and The Pastor's Christmas Courtship

Yuletide Redemption and The Pastor's Christmas Courtship

Author: Jill Kemerer

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2021-10-26

Total Pages: 408

ISBN-13: 036971718X

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The gift of healing Yuletide Redemption by Jill Kemerer All Celeste Monroe wants is to give her orphaned baby nephew a happy life. She hopes taking a job caring for injured Sam Sheffield will help fulfill that goal. Celeste’s strength and kindness have Sam falling for her—and her baby. But he refuses to burden them with a man who’s not whole. Can Celeste convince Sam he’s father—and husband—material in time for Christmas? The Pastor's Christmas Courtship by Glynna Kaye Jodi Thorpe's childhood vacation cabin seems the perfect place for her to heal her broken heart…and avoid Christmas cheer. After twelve years, nothing in Hunter Ridge has changed—except Garrett McCrae. The bad boy who was once her secret crush is now the town minister. And Garrett won't let her miss out on the joy of the holiday, even as he's about to leave for a mission halfway around the world…


Bitna

Bitna

Author: Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio

Publisher: Seoul Selection

Published: 2018-01-11

Total Pages: 147

ISBN-13: 1624121098

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The French writer and Nobel Literature laureate J.M.G. Le Clézio is one of the most translated authors in the world and widely considered a living legend of French literature. He also harbors a keen interest in Korea that not only prompted him to learn and master the Korean language on his own but also inspired his new novel. BITNA: UNDER THE SKY OF SEOUL is Le Clézio's portrait of Seoul--its people and its places--rendered with an intimate familiarity and attention to detail that few non-Korean writers, not to mention non-natives of Seoul, could replicate. It is a story of life in the city.


The Pastor's Sandal Path

The Pastor's Sandal Path

Author: Father Henry C. Schmid

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2010-04-16

Total Pages: 300

ISBN-13: 1450062571

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The Pastors Sandal Path relates my envisioning of God in nature. I was privileged to grow up with my sister and five brothers on a farm where our parents instilled in us the presence of God in our daily lives, as well as in the majesty of Gods nature. My early schooling took place in a one-room country school where our fantastic teacher incorporated the beauty of God and nature in the classroom and on field trips. In the upper grades, the Dominican sisters assisted my parents in laying a solid faith foundation. After graduation, I entered St. Mary of the Lake Seminary Mundelein where my faith was deepened, my love of Jesus increased, and Gods presence in nature more keenly perceived. I hope my perceptions of God in nature will help the reader to encounter God in their ordinary experiences of life.


The Pastor's Woman

The Pastor's Woman

Author: Jacquelin Thomas

Publisher: Kimani Press

Published: 2007-09-01

Total Pages: 279

ISBN-13: 1426805586

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New preacher Wade Kendrick might as well havetaken out an ad for a wife—all the church mamas paradedtheir daughters in front of him every Sunday. But after atainted past, Wade wanted a reserved, traditional woman.Everything his star gospel singer was not. But he only hadeyes for her—Pearl Lockhart, aka Ms. Wrong. Pearl had her eye on gospel stardom. She didn't fit into thepreacher man's world any more than he fit into hers. Buthe was one fine black man—and their sexual chemistrydownright sizzled. What was a sister to do?


Your Scars Are Beautiful to God

Your Scars Are Beautiful to God

Author: Sharon Jaynes

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2006-07-01

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 0736936904

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Physical scars represent a story, a moment in one's life, and they show others that there is a history of healing. Noted author Sharon Jaynes shares with women how their internal scars—marks from past hurts and mistakes—also represent a story of restoration. With empathy, personal insight, and a best friend's gentle spirit, Sharon helps readers: recognize Jesus through their scars receive grace and forgiveness remove the mask and be real restore the broken heart release the power of healed wounds Encouraging chapters, inspirational stories, godly wisdom, and a Bible study guide lead readers to give their wounds to the One who sees their beauty and who turns hurts into hope.


The Pastor's Son

The Pastor's Son

Author: Sidney Mason

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2014-08-14

Total Pages: 323

ISBN-13: 1499054777

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Donald Anderson has always done what he was told and always tried to be what his father wanted him to be. Up until a certain point in his life, he was living and breathing a culture he was never sure of, and he wasn’t sure of his prepared destiny. He would come home one day to a devastating scene—a scene that would cause his steps to take a different course, leading him from his calling as a preacher in small Bailey County to the restless streets of Salem City. There he would learn of a new life and culture with his estranged cousin, Rico Martin, the self-proclaimed slumlord, to guide him from one sin to the next and ultimately to his true self. He would learn more about himself living a life of sin as his father would put it, then living his whole life preaching the gospel back in Bailey County. Then he meets a young woman in Salem City who would raise many questions in him about what’s right and wrong in God’s eyes. She would help him to face the past he tried desperately to escape.