The Monkey's Fart
Author: Michael Skyner
Publisher:
Published: 2014-11
Total Pages: 107
ISBN-13: 9780957431607
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The Monkey's Fart
Author: Michael Skyner
Publisher:
Published: 2020-09-16
Total Pages: 110
ISBN-13: 9781839454660
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSometimes irreverent, always funny. The Monkey's Fart is a serious attempt to interest children in poetry and reading. If you love reading, then you'll love this book. If you don't like reading, are a slow reader, or dyslexic. Then this book is still for you. Meet Mr Grump, Lembit the Lion, The Big Galoopha, Jibbering Jim, Polly Polynesia, and a host of other crazy characters. Also features the hilarious short story; Be Careful What You Wolf For. The Monkey's Fart is a must for anyone who loves wacky poems and stories. There is even a chapter at the end to help you create your own wacky or nonsense poems. The Monkey's Fart is perfect for all children, parents and grandparents looking for an unusual read. Ideal for teachers seeking to interest children in reading and whet their appetite for poetry.
Tom the Farting Monkey
Author: Sophie Jones
Publisher:
Published: 2021-11-11
Total Pages: 33
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
The World's Biggest Fart
Author: Rafael Ordóñez
Publisher: NubeOcho
Published: 2023-11-06
Total Pages: 48
ISBN-13: 8419974749
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEl mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?
Does It Fart?
Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published: 2019-07-11
Total Pages: 48
ISBN-13: 1526361892
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Lost In Time
Author: James Sharkey
Publisher: James Sharkey
Published: 2014-03-03
Total Pages: 55
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAfter two failed attempts at World Domination the evil Onionman resorts to time travel and dinosaurs. Can his evil Jurassic plan conquer the world or can Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder save the day? They might need a little help from Frederick Fart-Mountain from the Bureau of Universal Time Travel.
Baboon Fart Story
Author: Phronk
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2014-02-21
Total Pages: 200
ISBN-13: 1312039477
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn a 2014 blog post by author Chuck Wendig, he addressed the truism that self publishing is the only real choice for authors today: "I can literally write the word 'fart' 100,000 times and slap a cover of [a] baboon urinating into his own mouth, then upload that cool motherfucker right to Amazon. Nobody would stop me. Whereas, at the Kept Gates, a dozen editors and agents would slap my Baboon Fart Story to the ground like an errant badminton birdie." Should we just take Chuck's word for it? Of course not. His hypothesis, like any other, needs to be put to the test. Science, bitch. Can one simply walk into self-publishing like a damn hobbit? This book is the word "fart" written 100 000 times. You are literally about to buy the word ""fart,"" written over and over. There is a picture of a baboon drinking piss on the cover for some reason, but other than that, it's a whole lot of ""fart."" It's also a biting critique of quality control in self-publishing or something.
Does It Fart?
Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette Books
Published: 2018-04-03
Total Pages: 144
ISBN-13: 031648413X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts
Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Published: 2014-09-05
Total Pages: 180
ISBN-13: 1635017998
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts Funny Stories To Make You Laugh With 33 Illustrations This is a 2 In 1 Box Set of El Ninjo's funny fart book series. This LOL fart book compilation includes 33 totally gross out fart stories for boys & 33 fart illustrations that come with each story. It is also perfect if you are looking for a fun short story or picture book because it includes 33 hilarious fart stories & illustrations that your kid can have a blast with. These hilarious illustrations alone will occupy & entertain your kid for a while, and I guarantee a very exciting and LOL reading time for your kid and yourself. It also adds some interactive elements and your kid can determine El Ninjo's future fart path, too. You'll get all the details inside! This compilation of 33 short stories is something for young and old, and once inside you will LOL for the rest of your reading time. So here we go and as El Ninjo puts it: "Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping escapades, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have up my butt, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit!" In Volume 1 Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! the list of fart situation goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbour Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter.... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way...
Fart for Freedom
Author: C.S. Davies
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Published: 2010-12-15
Total Pages: 377
ISBN-13: 145205603X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTwo demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.
