The Midlife Cancer's Guide to a Bad Horoscope
The Midlife Cancer's Guide to a Bad Horoscope

Author: Demitria Lunetta

Publisher: Little Fish Publishing

Published: 2022-08-16

Total Pages: 231

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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Can a hot Viking help me save my mom...and the world? I'm Crystal and I've always trusted that the universe and the forces of good would make everything work out how it's supposed to be. But that faith is getting a little shaky these days. A megalomaniac billionaire has kidnapped my mother and won't return her until he gets the final piece of a magical item that will give him god-like powers. He's not the type to use that immense power for the betterment of mankind, either, so I have to do everything I can to stop him. Luckily I have a hot Viking Berserker on my side. He has some old fashioned ideas about a woman's place, and yet he can also be surprisingly sweet. While my body yearns for his, my better sense tells me that we need to join our souls before we join our flesh. I also have my dead husband's two other wives on my side. They have powers based on their Zodiac signs, and my own powers will be coming any day now! I hope it's soon and I really hope my "crab" powers don't include claws! I'm going to use up all my good karma, because this will be a fight to decide the fate of the world. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter

The Midlife Capricorn's Guide to a Bad Horoscope
The Midlife Capricorn's Guide to a Bad Horoscope

Author: Demitria Lunetta

Publisher: Little Fish Publishing

Published:

Total Pages: 222

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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! I’m Helena and my high-powered lady-lawyer life has always been enough for me…until I found my one-night stand dead in my bed. Now, I’m suspected of murder, and the horns that have sprouted from my head have marked me as a supe, even though I'm not one. My career is in shambles and my reputation ruined—all because of a billionaire tech genius who wants the magical artifact that's landed in my lap—even though I never wanted it in the first place. The suppressants I've been taking have kept my horns hidden and my magical powers at bay, but the sexy time pills I took with my now deceased one-hit lover have messed with my system. And my abilities are surfacing. Not only are my powers unpredictable, but they cause me extreme physical pain. So does my attraction to Ford, the hot incubus professor. I can banter with him all day, but I won't allow things to go any further than a battle of wits. I don’t need anyone else, and I’m not going to succumb to his charms. Except he smells like gingerbread and makes me think all kinds of sexy thoughts. Then there's Crystal and Maddie, fellow wives of my ex-husband. I want to hate them, but they’re growing on me—practically insisting on a friendship. Now, I'm on a mission to prove myself a worthy protector of my artifact, hoping that the gods will bestow powers on me that I can use against the man who is determined to ruin my life, wreck Maddie's wedding, and make Crystal his next victim. My blood is up, my horns are hard, and I'll head butt anyone who tries to stop me. This is book 2 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, Brenda Trim, and Lia Davis.

Powers of the Zodiac Boxset: Three Midlife Paranormal Romances and a Prequel Novella
Powers of the Zodiac Boxset: Three Midlife Paranormal Romances and a Prequel Novella

Author: Kate Karyus Quinn

Publisher: Little Fish Publishing

Published: 2023-10-24

Total Pages: 687

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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Crystal, Maddie, and Helena receive a desperate message from their husbands: I've been kidnapped and I need your help. Each women is asked to bring a magical object as ransom. It's only when they deliver the ransom that they discover their three husbands, Bobby, Burt, and Robert, are the same man! Even worse, the kidnapping goes off the rails. Their cheating husband is killed and the three women get blasted by a magical object, granting them powers based on their zodiac signs. Over the next year, Crystal, Maddie, and Helena find out what it means to be a magical middle-aged women. They also have to deal with goons determined to steal the magical object that gave them their powers. And, as if that wasn't enough, each women gets a second chance at love with a trio of sexy men who have amazing powers of their own. Along the way, the women also discover they have more in common than they originally thought, and that their greatest power of all - just might be their newfound friendship! If you're ready for love, laughter and magic, then join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers!

Chaos & Christmas
Chaos & Christmas

Author: Demitria Lunetta

Publisher: Little Fish Publishing

Published:

Total Pages: 89

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Enjoy this urban fantasy academy series Christmas short story! Bah Humbug! I'm Nico Tralano and I'm gonna bite the next person to wish me Merry Christmas. It's the end of the world and life is good for this one-eyed werewolf. I've been making bank as a paid assassin. But now I've been offered a job to kidnap one of my old Mount Olympus Academy classmates. On Christmas Day too. She was always nice to me, but the money is too good to turn down. Except before I can do the job, I start seeing ghosts. They show me things from the past, present, and future. They reveal that my lack of holiday spirit might not ruin only this Christmas, but the entire world. Can I change my heart or will it be too late? Chaos & Christmas is a 16,000 word novella that's a reimagined urban fantasy version of the Christmas Carol story we all know and love. Chaos & Christmas is Mythverse book 3.5 and happens after the events of Mythverse #3 Wither & Wound. Keywords: vampire academy, shifter, fae romance, supernatural, paranoramal romance, fantasy, fae, vampire, paranormal, shifter romance, vampire romance, paranormal books, vampire series, vampire books, ya paranormal romance, wolf shifter, ya paranormal romance books, supernatural romance, urban, supernatural series, dragon shifter, urban fantasy, wolf shifter romance, ya paranormal, shifter romance books, urban fantasy adventure, supernatural academy, vampire academy series, ya paranormal academy, new urban fiction, supernatural books, shifters, paranormal, best vampire series, best vampire romance, shifter romance novels, dark paranormal romance, mythology, Greek mythology, Greek myths, magic academy, academy, a Christmas carol, christmas academy, mythverse, Mount Olympus academy, Mount Olympus, mythverse academy, supernatural invesitgator, magical PI., Mythverse 3.5, god, goddess, gods, goddesses, greek gods, greek goddesses, greek god, greek goddess, monster, monsters, Greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, roman mythology, roman myth, roman myths, holiday, christmas, festive, short story Similar Authors: Jaymin Eve, Sofia Daniel, Jen L. Grey, Simone Leigh Martin, G. Bailey, Regan Rosewood, Marisa Claire, Lexi C. Foss, Meg Xumai X, Debbie Cassidy, May Dawson, Wendi L. Wilson, Michelle Maddow, Rachel Jonas, Sadi Moss, Shannon Mayer, Bella Forest, Rick Riordan, Richelle Mead, P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast, Jennifer L. Armentrout, Tracy Wolff, Brandon Mull, Elisa S. Amore, Kiera Legend, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling

Midlife is Not a Crisis
Midlife is Not a Crisis

Author: Virginia Bell

Publisher: Red Wheel/Weiser

Published: 2017-01-01

Total Pages: 266

ISBN-13: 1578636124

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Midlife Is Not a Crisis combines astrology, inspiration, and wisdom about aging to empower people to live more fully in the second half of life. It is based on the generational life cycles we all share at certain ages, from the Saturn Return at 29 and Midlife, which peaks at 42, all the way to the Uranus Return at 84. These cycles are the great crossroads of life, and each cycle is a journey in itself. Strung together they offer a road map to life's most challenging and rewarding passages. In every decade there are trials, lessons, and losses; in this we have no choice. Our freedom lies in how we respond#8212consciously or unconsciously, awake or asleep. The planet that governs each cycle acts as a wise elder or guide and holds the key to navigating the cycle successfully. This book tells the story of these cycles and provides a guide to living consciously and well. We are aging differently from the way we did in the past#8212we are not only living longer, we are staying healthy and vital longer as well. Midlife Is Not a Crisis motivates people to grow and prosper at any age. Ultimately it is a practical guidebook for our later years that shows us what to expect as we age and helps us make the most of our journey to becoming whole.

The Complete Guide to Astrology
The Complete Guide to Astrology

Author: Louise Edington

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2020-01-28

Total Pages: 314

ISBN-13: 1646111672

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An essential guide to astrology for both beginner and advanced practitioners Astrology has been used for thousands of years to help predict events, understand the meaning of life, and teach people to communicate more effectively with others. Whether you are new to the field or have long been looking to astrology for answers, The Complete Guide to Astrology will help you unlock the wisdom of the stars. Start with the basic elements of astrology like the signs, modalities, and houses. Then, learn how to structure, interpret, and take a closer look at your birth chart. From there, detailed charts give you further insight into how to live up to your highest potential at work and in relationships. This astrology book for adults includes: An introduction to astrology essentials—Learn the foundations of astrology, including its historical origins and its context in modern society. Wisdom beyond your sun sign—Explore the more complex astrological associations on your birth chart, including nodes, moon signs, the influences of planets, and more. Astrology for everyone—Discover an open-minded approach to astrological concepts that helps make the wisdom of the cosmos accessible. Understand how your stars align with The Complete Guide to Astrology.

Use Your Planets Wisely
Use Your Planets Wisely

Author: Jennifer Freed, Ph.D., MFT

Publisher: Sounds True

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 250

ISBN-13: 9781683644439

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“Who am I, really? What did I come here to do? Who am I in relationships?” A good therapist will help you answer these questions; so will a good astrologer. Dr. Jennifer Freed has a deep understanding of both these areas of practice, and she has incredible success in combining them in her work with individuals and groups for the last 25 years. In Choose Your Fate, Dr. Freed introduces you to psychological astrology as a way to dive deep into understanding yourself and others in a profound and life-changing way. If you think of yourself as simply a Virgo or a Pisces or a Capricorn, be prepared to expand your self-knowledge many-fold. “Your birth chart reveals at least ten times more about you than you might have thought,” says Dr. Freed. “The knowledge in this book will give you a far more complete picture of your psychological and emotional blueprint.” By understanding your cosmic DNA, nine core strengths, and cosmic committee, you’ll come to trust that there is a divine orchestration that guides you, that you have a purpose in the world, and that both your light and your shadows are welcome participants in your psychological and relational lives. Choose Your Fate is for everyone who would like to better know themselves, have better relationships, and enjoy greater happiness and fulfillment in community.

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

Author: Matt Kracht

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2019-04-02

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1452177392

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National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift

Linda Goodman's Love Signs
Linda Goodman's Love Signs

Author: Linda Goodman

Publisher: RosettaBooks

Published: 2014-01-09

Total Pages: 1103

ISBN-13: 0795316488

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The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek

The Astrology of Family Dynamics
The Astrology of Family Dynamics

Author: Erin Sullivan

Publisher: Weiser Books

Published: 2001-03-01

Total Pages: 420

ISBN-13: 9781578631797

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In this guide, Erin Sullivan shows that astrology is the only system that demonstrates the complexities of the family as an organic whole, the family's place in collective society, and the role an individual plays in carrying on the ancestral line.